So embarrassing crush story: One Fourth of July, I had my crush over for dinner and fireworks with my family. We were getting dinner ready and we were talking and having a great time, when I cut my finger really bad on a potato slicer. I almost passed out from the blood (which was a lot) and it was really awkward for him because my family was looking at it and saying "I can see the bone!" And things like that. Ever since, he has referred to me by the nickname "captain flat finger." So yeah.