And by we I mean the side of Chelsea’s face as she scrapes her windshield, outline of me in my pt cruiser trying to get out of snow and dad getting a lot of face time on the camera talking about snow. He’s the real star lol
Translation: Today I cleaned my car, mowed the lawn, and made a yummy steak for dinner. Now it is bath time and then the babies are going to bed. After that, I need to finish cleaning. I got a lot of tasks done in only two hours, oh yeah I rock.
1. Metro is a community college and you couldn’t even get in there?
2. I feel your spelling is a clue to the mystery of your test scores.
3. Metro is a community college.
4. METRO IS A COMMUNITY COLLEGE!
It was pure bliss watching your fat rolls jiggle over the bumpy road for 10 miles. Is it a coincidence that you got on the interstate with me and got off at the fort exit too or was it destiny? I hope one day to reconnect with you. I want you to teach me to be as cool as you.
Ps. The size small shirt when you clearly need an XL was an experts touch. I hope one day to uncover the mystery of how you fit into the shirt in the first place.
I’ve come to realize “bd” means baby daddy. I think we should all take this moment to think of ways to ridiculously shorten words to the point of not exactly bring sure of the conversation anymore.
Example: Chelsea wants to pet the dog. Is now: Chsy wts 2 pt da dg.
On a side note, her worries are instantly either he’s asleep or in jail?????