So about those space orcs...

I’ve seen a lot of posts about humans pack-bonding with frankly everything, no matter how big, scary, threatening, lethal or oozy.

But you know what I haven’t seen?

Humans entrusting their young to their pack-bonded friends. Because that’s a thing we do. We entrust our children to our friends. We entrust our children to our dogs. We befriend the biggest, meanest, scariest shit, and then we dump our defenseless, hasn’t-even-got-a-fully-fused-skull-yet offspring on them. Half for shits-and-giggles, half because it’s cute, mostly because children are exhausting and we need a nanny.

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Eren: Hey captain, why does Commander Nile always look constipated?

Levi: Hell if I know. Why?

Eren: Because. *whispers* He`s full of bullshit.

Levi: *laughs beautifully*


Nile: This is why the Military Police is here to help you, we-

Eren: *whispers* Guess he took a laxative, `cause all the bullshit`s spewing out of him.

Levi: *Laughs and startles everyone at the meeting*

Nile: Ahem is there something to discuss? Cadet?

Eren: Nope. Just talking shit.

Levi: *falls out of his chair laughing*

Captain Hera Syndulla of the USS Ghost. Boldly going where no one has gone before.

So, Sarah J. Maas reuses a lot of names

And character tropes. It’s a little suspicious.

Elide and Elain - The supposedly sweet girl. Romantically associated with a male with ambiguous loyalties. 

Lorcan and Lucien - Kind of a jerk, loyally ambiguous and sided with Evil Drama Queen. (Yes, Tamlin, that’s you.)

Nesryn and Nesta - Tough, a fighter. In love with a Captain/Commander whose name starts with a C. 

Gavriel and Azriel - Quiet, dependable. Desperately wants the love and attention of a certain golden-haired, bisexual, cousin (Mor/Aedion) of a powerful monarch (Rhys/Aelin)

Guy What Takes His Time*

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader
Featuring: Natasha, Wanda, Sharon (mentioned) and Sam.
Rating: Mature
Summary: Wanda, Natasha and Sam think Steve has feelings for Reader, but she tells them otherwise while actually feeling the same way for the super soldier. One evening,  they all make a plan to make both of them confess the truth.
Word Count: 2.2k
Genre: Fluff/NSFW-ish
Warnings: build-up, suggestive themes, and innuendos, mentions of alcohol, sexual tension, a little bit of roleplay, flirting, Captain kink (?) and Steve being a cute flustered bastard.
Author's Note: It’s a rewrite of the flirty scene between Natasha and Bruce in Avengers: Age of Ultron (you can expect some references, though). I thought it could be fun to switch sides with Steve and see how it goes. It’s also inspired by Guy What Takes His Time covered by Christina Aguilera in Burlesque.

  New Avengers Facility, Upstate New  York

“You did a great job, Y/N,” Steve announced in his deep voice as he passed the hallway with you, Natasha, and Wanda. “Ladies.” He stopped in his tracks, standing with this impressive physique, almost towering in front of you as his hands held the brown belt of his- oh, so sexy uniform.

“Thank you, Captain.” You smiled and he nodded slowly as if questioning whether he would stay to have a chat with you or not. He smiled gently and proceeded to take the stairs towards his personal quarters where he’d finally take a well-deserved shower after a hard, but successful mission with you and Sam.

Of course, he would’ve loved to linger awhile and see your smile just a little longer. He enjoyed spending time with you and the feeling was mutual. Maybe that after all these days spent with him, these missions where you saved each other, being partners and all this harmless flirting, there was something between you. Your chemistry was obvious to everyone after all.

“Have you seen the way he looks at you?” Wanda nudged your side and you winced, narrowing your eyes. “Don’t be silly, Steve likes you a lot.”

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(Almost) Everything You Wanted To Know About Hingashi, Ver 1.3

My personal note compilation on Hingashi. To be updated as more substantial information is released.

Screenshots will be provided when possible, but all information posted here is sourced directly from the game.


Hingashi is separated into two islands.

The main island is called Koshu, and is famed for its fine goods such as sake and silks.

The smaller island, and the island Kugane is based out of, is called Shishu.

Hingashi’s tallest mountain is called “Daitenzan”.

The demonym for people from Hingashi is “Hingans”.

Government and Law

Hingashi is governed by a “bakufu”; literally meaning “tent government”, a “bakufu” refers to a primarily military government. In the real-world, it is best equated to the word “shogunate”. It is unknown of Hingashi possesses an analogue to a Shogun as a military dictatorship, or if its highest office of government takes some other form.

The capital of Hingashi is Bukyo, which literally means “military capital”.

There are numerous bureaucratic offices in the bakufu.

The Tairo refers to a high-ranking position in the bakufu, typically one who leads the governmental council. The closest analogue is the office of “prime minister”.

Kugane is ruled by a lord bugyo. A “bugyo” is a local magistrate or governor, often of a city or head of a government department. “Bugyo” can also refer to “commissioner” (such as in “naval commissioner”).

The police force of Kugane is the Sekiseigumi, which translates literally to “Sincerity Group”. The head of the Sekiseigumi is addressed by the rank of “Captain”. The second-in-command is referred to as the Lieutenant..

Sekiseigumi have a reputation for dealing with foreign law-breakers ruthlessly; either via heavy arrests or even immediate execution.

The main symbol of the Sekiseigumi, aside from their katanas, are their signature scarlet “haori”; the kimono-like jackets that are worn by Sekiseigumi.

The Sekiseigumi’s traditional weapons are the katana and the lance. At times, they may also use a war axe or concealed daggers.

Hingashi is host to numerous great lords held together by allegiance to the bakufu. It is unkown if these lords are directly referred to as “daimyo” or simply “lords”.

Hingans guilty of grievous crimes–such as murder or sedition–may be ordered to commit “seppuku”, or ritual suicide by disembowelment, to atone for their crimes.

Culture and Language

Hingan social structure is largely caste-based, separated between commoners, samurai, and aristocrats.

Social mobility is highly uncommon, and social status tends to be inherited rather than earned.

Modern Hingans do not speak Japanese. As with Doman, modern Hingan language should be equated to a dialect of common Hyur language; the grammar and vocabulary is mostly English, with various words substituted for words based off of Ancient Hingan.

However, Ancient Hingan does take the form of real-world Japanese. 

For strictly lore-abiding characters, I recommend that you limit any Japanese inserts in your character dialogue to words known to exist in modern Hingan: such as “ijin”, “bakufu”, etc. When in doubt, just use the English word.

Katanas are status symbols that are only permitted to be worn by samurai.

Theatre is popular in Kugane, such as plays and dancing.

The kami are revered by Hingans. Native Hingans may embark on a hallowed pilgrimage to visit the temples of the land to pay homage to the kami.

Hingan priests are known as “onmyoji”. They are known to perform rituals and exorcisms. In Hingashi, blood rituals are forbidden as taboo; an onmyoji may use a blood ritual to summon a “shikigami”, a restless spirit.

Noh and kabuki are both popular forms of plays. The Mujikoza theatre in Kugane regularly hosts kabuki programs.


Hingan cuisine is equivalent to traditional Japanese food: tempura, tea, miso, sake, sushi, etc.

Haiku is a popular form of poetry.

Hingashi is home to a class of artisans known as “Onishishu”, who are known to be secretive and guard their techniques fiercely.

Hingashi possesses skilled female entertainers known as “geiko”.

Hingashi steel is referred to as “tamahagane”, and is symbolically significant.

The Shiokaze Hostelry specializes in a fine rice wine called “junmaishu”, imported from Koshu.

Hingashi is home to some horses, and horseback archery is a celebrated tradition with horseback archery of particular interest.

Many aspects of Hingan culture are sourced from Yanxia, such as tea.