captain-commander

the conference I’m going to has a STEAMPUNK themed gala dinner which is confusing the hell out of 70% of the attendees, but put me into immediate IF I WERE A SERPENTINE GALLERY CORSET WHICH HASN’T BEEN WORN FOR YEARS, WHERE IN THIS APARTMENT WOULD I BE HIDING? mode

& ten minutes later

hello my name is TEMERITY DASH, SMUGGLER and FEMME FATALE, and I am here to SEDUCE YOUR CAPTAIN and COMMANDEER YOUR AIRSHIP

bleach 647
  • me:seriously wtf does sternritter butterfly even do
  • me:omg kyoraku wants his nanao chan uwu he's such a little shit
  • me:RUKIA'S ENTIRE FACE
  • me:URAHARA!!!
  • me:zaBIMARU
  • me:is sternritter M just a glorified he-man
  • kyoraku:i guess nobody's around
  • me:..... oh
  • kyoraku:im sorry if youre caught in this nanao
  • me:oh mY FUckiNg..
  • kyoraku:bankai
  • me:*EXITS BODY, ENTERS ASTRAL PLANE, BEGINS ETERNAL DISCORDANT SCREAMING INTO THE ABYSS*
  • me:I HAVE WAITED LITERAL YEARS FOR THIS DAY
  • me:THANK YOU KUBO FOR THIS BLESSING YOU ARE AN ANGEL I LOVE YO-
  • me:wait
  • me:HE'S GONNA SWITCH TO THE OTHER FIGHTS AND MAKE US WAIT ISN'T HE KUBO YOU TROLL YOU LITTLE PIECE OFDHDIWDHAK