captain-chunk!

  • Man Overboard: I miss my girlfriend.
  • The Story So Far: I hate my girlfriend.
  • Neck Deep: I hate my girlfriend even more.
  • New Found Glory: I miss my girlfriend, but I love my friends.
  • Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!: My girlfriend doesn't realize the importance of having friends.
  • Motion City Soundtrack: I miss my girlfriend so I'm gonna self-medicate by drinking this bottle of Jack Daniels...
  • State Champs: My girlfriend doesn't know a damn thing about me.
  • Four Year Strong: Who cares if I don't have a girlfriend? I'm gonna rise up and prevail anyway, also where's the pizza?
  • Green Day: I really fucking hate the government, so I dumped my girlfriend.
  • All Time Low: I've lost track of how many girlfriends I've had in the past year, also I'm covered in bras for some reason.
  • Real Friends: My girlfriend didn't appreciate my sleepy eyes and bony knees, so she dumped me.
  • Saves The Day: I wrote a 600 word essay on why I can't get a girlfriend.
  • Say Anything: I wrote a 1200 word essay on why I can't get a girlfriend.
  • Brand New: I wrote my masters thesis on why I miss my girlfriend and can never get over her.
  • Yellowcard: My girlfriend gave me PTSD.
  • Joyce Manor: My girlfriend left me because I didn't last that long in bed.
  • Tigers Jaw: Man, fuck having a girlfriend, what's the point?
  • Sum 41: I act as if I don't want a girlfriend, but I'm secretly very lonely and dislike being single.
  • The Wonder Years: I don't have a girlfriend, but I really hate my town.
  • A Day To Remember: I hate my girlfriend AND my town.
  • Blink-182: I fucked ur girlfriend in the ass, lol.
  • What she said: "I'm fine."
  • What she really meant: "my favorite band was near me and I could've went but I didn't get tickets in time and plus they are so expensive and no one will go with me so now I'm at home watching videos of them thinking that I could have seen them preform this live but no really I'm fine I'm not crying what are you talking about and this isn't a run on sentence it's a Fall Out Boy title by Panic! At the Disco."

Pretty much my music library 

Man Overboard: I miss my girlfriend.

The Story So Far: I hate my girlfriend.

Neck Deep: I hate my girlfriend even more.

New Found Glory: I miss my girlfriend, but I love my friends.

Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!: My girlfriend doesn’t realize the importance of having friends.

Motion City Soundtrack: I miss my girlfriend so I’m gonna self-medicate by drinking this bottle of Jack Daniels…

State Champs: My girlfriend doesn’t know a damn thing about me.

Four Year Strong: Who cares if I don’t have a girlfriend? I’m gonna rise up and prevail anyway, also where’s the pizza?

Green Day: I really fucking hate the government, so I dumped my girlfriend.

All Time Low: I’ve lost track of how many girlfriends I’ve had in the past year, also I’m covered in bras for some reason.

Real Friends: My girlfriend didn’t appreciate my sleepy eyes and bony knees, so she dumped me.

Saves The Day: I wrote a 600 word essay on why I can’t get a girlfriend.

Say Anything: I wrote a 1200 word essay on why I can’t get a girlfriend.

Brand New: I wrote my masters thesis on why I miss my girlfriend and can never get over her.

Yellowcard: My girlfriend gave me PTSD.

Joyce Manor: My girlfriend left me because I didn’t last that long in bed.

Tigers Jaw: Man, fuck having a girlfriend, what’s the point?

Sum 41: I act as if I don’t want a girlfriend, but I’m secretly very lonely and dislike being single.

The Wonder Years: I don’t have a girlfriend, but I really hate my town.

A Day To Remember: I hate my girlfriend AND my town.

Blink-182: I fucked ur girlfriend in the ass, lol xD

count the clock ‘cause i can’t fucking sleep

The 2016 Vans Warped Tour bands and crew want to say THANK YOU for another great year! Thanks for coming out to the shows and making it an awesome summer!

I need more blogs to follow.

If you post any of the following, I’ll check your blog out and follow you:

The Amity Affliction
Being As An Ocean
Defeater
Parkway Drive
Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!
Bring Me The Horizon
Neck Deep
State Champs
Knuckle Puck
Beartooth
Twenty One Pilots
Veil Of Maya
Architects
The Ghost Inside
A Day To Remember