Context: We are running Tomb of Horrors, and we are just barely started. We are using Unearthed Arcana stuff for our characters, which is where the Mystic comes from.
Criminal Mystic: I say we shouldn’t trust this devil.
Summary: Drunk Emma really likes pizza. She also really happens to like the cute delivery guy who seems content to carry out all of her wishes via the “Special Instructions” box on the website. (AO3) Rating: E (fuck it, I’m upping the rating bc I know this will turn into filthy smut by the end) Word Count:~3000 Chapters:OneTwoThree
well this was a bitch to rewrite since the original chapter got accidentally deleted. sorry for the wait, babes. have some UST. 🍕😏
It had been nearly a month since Emma had gotten stupid drunk at home and thrown herself at the very attractive pizza guy whose name she now knew was Killian Jones.
Jones, as in, “Jones Bros. Pizza.” Literally his last name, and apparently a poorly executed cartoon caricature of his fucking face, was on the logo on every pizza box she’d gotten from them and she’d had no idea. She hadn’t really given a flying fuck to the name of the place before; she just knew that they had a website, online ordering, quick delivery since they were located only a few blocks north of her apartment, and actually great tasting pizza that wasn’t hit-or-miss like the big chains.
With that revelation came another: Killian was not a delivery boy.
Well, he wasn’t supposed to be one. He was co-owner of the place, along with his older brother, and only went out on deliveries if he was filling in for a sick employee, or if he needed a break from the atmosphere (read: his overbearing brother), or, as it turned out, if her name came up on the order list. (He’d been sick the night that his sister-in-law had delivered to her sober self; go figure.)
It had been a pretty damned good feeling to know she got special treatment. After their first encounter, he’d been “captivated” and felt “compelled to see her again” (his words) – yeah; sweatpants, HANGRY, hot mess Emma in all her broken-hearted glory. She sent him a middle finger emoji as a reply to that particular text message, assuming that he was being a sarcastic ass but somehow knowing that beneath it all he was probably sincere.
im shaking right now. someone put this fucking bullshit through my mail slot. as someone who is NB its terrifying that whoever this is lives in my building????? has anyone else seen something like this????
I live in Vancouver
(fyi its torn because i was upset and ripped it but i taped it to make it readable, i did rip it up again after this)
Emma shut the door behind her, momentarily leaning against
it. The day started so…well, innocently is definitely not the right word, but happy? She’d been so
happy, still was happy. But after what she’d seen Zelena give up, happiness
wasn’t at the top of her list of emotions. Mostly, she was just tired.
Forcing herself to move, she pushed off the door and
shrugged out of her coat, hanging it next to Killian’s. A small smile quirked
at the corner of her lips; somehow just thinking about him could improve her
mood. Speaking of her fiancé (and holy shit, how incredible was that to think about? She, Emma Swan, was
getting married!), where was he?
He wasn’t in the kitchen. He wasn’t waiting for her on the
couch. The lights going back toward the shed were all off. Maybe he was
upstairs? Emma only paused long enough to unzip her boots, kicking them over by
the door. No doubt her fastidious pirate would pick up after her later. She
didn’t think of herself as an untidy person, but that was before she started
living with Killian Jones. She didn’t know if it was his days in the Navy or
what, but he was…aggressively neat. There had been a few bumps in the road the
first week or so after he moved in; both she and Henry got a tad short with
him. One day she came home to him scrubbing out their bathroom. He was
literally on his knees scrubbing, whistling an old sea shanty and all she’d
wanted was a hot bath and…she might have said some hurtful things. She wasn’t
proud of it. The way he curled in on himself, blue eyes hurt and apologetic,
broke her heart. He’d left without a word, brushing past her. He didn’t even
get to the upstairs landing before she went after him, apologizing profusely.
Super villain school. I can’t remember the title of the comic, but I know that Len was scheduled to give a lecture at what was literally like a super hero school. I feel like it was about the literal cat and mouse between a super villain and the super hero, or something. I remember laughing over it at the time. Maybe @gorogues remembers (this might even be their photo, but for some reason I didn’t save it with the blog tagged)