captain gen

  • peter, getting a b- on his geography test: why wont god just kill me
  • confused dad tony: ..
  • confused dad tony: you wanna talk about anything, kid?
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  • peter, getting punched by Bad Guy of the Week: your mom hit me harder than this!
  • vaguely embarrassed dad steve: ...peter!
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  • peter, getting stabbed: well, this is a cause for minor concern
  • confused and worried uncle clint: dude..?
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  • peter, getting hit by something: what the fuck, richard!
  • internet fluent natasha who knows exactly whats going on: now is not the time, peter!

Teacher: The bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do!

Peter: Okay.

*Next day*

Teacher: Why are you late?

Peter: The bell doesn’t tell me when to come to school, I do.

Déjà vu

Based on THIS textpost


McGonagall: *looking over the write up of what the boys were caught doing. she sighs*

James: Actually professor, Sirius is my middle name.

Mcgonagall: *stares at both of them, feeling the absolute worst Déjà vu*

James: Yeah, Minnie, you look like you’ve seen a ghost or something.

McGonagall: *pauses, suddenly seeing two different boys in front of her…*

*The two boys leave the office*

FIN


James Sirius Potter/James Potter played by @space-marauder

Teddy Lupin/Remus Lupin played by @kapitan5o

Peter Parker, also known as the popular hero ‘Spider-Man’, is roughly 16-17 years old (in the timeline I’m using), meaning he was born in either 2001 or 2002. Contrary to popular belief, this places him firmly in the ‘Gen Z’ category, rather than in the millennial category than many place him in. By extrapolating this information, we can conclude that Peter Parker not only knows what a furry is, but has to constantly grapple with the fact that his spider-centric identity is, in fact, his fursona. In this essay I will—

Peter Parker & Shuri, two Gen Z kids: *laying flat on the floor, staring blankly at nothing*

Steve “Done with your bullshit” Rogers: …what are you two doing?

Peter: The economy has gone to hell-

Shuri: -the planet has gone to hell-

Peter: -and nothing you do ever really changes anything.

Steve, who crashed a plane into the ice, sacrificed literally everything, just to get rid of a madman who had gotten his hands on the tesseract only to wake up from the ice to find out the same thing has happened a-fucking-gain, grew up during the Great Depression *and* in the industrial smog of New York: *Lays down besides them* Damn right it doesn’t.

peter parker, a gen z, experiencing something mildly inconvenient/distressing: why did this happen to me i want to die

steve: ????? are you okay?? do i need to tell tony about this?? pet— peter listen it gets better okay? are you listening to me?????? why are you laughing peter where are you g— DONT WALK AWAY FROM ME