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Nurse Joy (Task Force x Reader)

Warning: Mentions Of Wounds

Originally posted by fatalitum

“Nurse (Y/N), they are asking for you.” One of the newly recruited nurses called you out from your chambers.

You were the head nurse in Belle Reeve. Yes, indeed was a weird place to work in but you were never a fan of normalcy.

You were the best there was and that is why Waller had assigned you as the main nurse for her Task Force. And, oh, dear, they got wounded a lot.

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Wild life tour

Originally posted by heartofdevastation

Request: What if the reader is upset over something so Digger decides to take it upon himself to make them smile. So he takes them on a tour of the “wild life” aka Suicide Squad. All the while making commentary like Steve Irwin.
For Anon.

Words: 806

George ‘Digger’ Harkness/Captain Boomerang x Reader

This was really hard to write, it’s been YEARS since I watched anything like the late Steve Irwin – hope it’s okay!


“What is going on with your face?” Digger asked you again.
“Would you piss off?” You snapped and leaned back against the alley wall.
“I’m being nothing but nice.” Digger’s voice was high pitched and offended.

“Yeah well I don’t buy it,” You snapped and jabbed your thumb in Harley’s direction, “Go bother psycho Barbie and leave me alone.”
He shoved his hands into the pockets of his ratty coat, “Why are you being such a bitch?”
You shook your head angrily, “Why am I being a bitch? Because I’m a hacker and on occasion, a hit woman, I’m not equipped to deal with this shit.” You pointed at your neck where the micro-bomb hid and then jabbed your finger in the direction of Slipknot’s headless body dangling in the air like a morbid piñata.

Digger scrunched in face in consideration before saying, “Well, what can you do?”
“Just shut up Boomerang.” You snapped.

Ten minutes later you were still in the alleyway when Digger came to lean next to you and you both watched as two of the soldiers escorting you were enraptured watching Harley.
Digger nudged you with his elbow, “Here we have a very exciting breed, not seen often in these parts, psychopathic blondie.”
“What are you doing?” You asked.
He put his finger up to his lips to quiet you and continued, “See the bright colours and excess flesh, now to prey it can be seen by as a mating ritual and lesser males will be taken in by the display. However, Blondie knows exactly what’s she’s doing and when they get too close.” Almost on cue, one of the soldiers went to slap Harley’s backside but didn’t get far as she swung her bat around right into the side of his head sending him crumpling to the ground.

“Crikey!” Digger exclaimed in your ear, “An impressive display of the strength of this species, you don’t want to find yourself on the end of that bat!”

You covered your mouth with your hand so that you rest of the squad couldn’t see your laughter and you half-heartedly swatted at Digger’s arm with your hand, “What are you doing?”
“You’re being a moody bitch so I’m taking you on a wild life tour,” He explained, “You know, we are kinda known for them back home.”
“You’re an idiot.” You told him.
“That was in never in question.” He smirked and you both followed the soldiers out of the alley and into the streets.
After a while of the monotony of walking, Digger drifted over to you again and nudged you with his elbow and nodded his head over to where Killer Croc was walking slightly ahead of you.

Digger winked at you, “Now see this poor bugger, well out of its natural environment, a beaut of a salt water croc.”
“How do you know he’s a salt water?” You interrupted with a whisper.
“He’s large and dangerous, now ssh and listen.” Digger hissed back before continuing, “Now you don’t wanna get within half of its body length when they’re near the water’s edge because that’s when they’re going to use those thick arms to launch themselves straight at your neck.”

Digger glanced around at your grin and then continued again, “Now, after we’re done here, we’re going to have to begin the careful process of transporting the croc back to its natural habitat. It’s going to take tremendous concentration, first we need to wrap a rope around the top jaw, then when we’re dragging him and he goes into death roll it’s all hands on deck to jump on the beast. It’s all about man power, one false move and you’re a goner, so that’s why you’re gonna want to let our guy Flag go first – just in case.”
You laughed and nudged Digger playfully, all of your worries pushed to the back of your mind.

Digger smirked at you, “If there’s one piece of advice I can give you when dealing with a salty Croc its-”

You pulled at Digger’s coat sleeve to get his attention and gestured for him to shut up, he looked at you in confusion until he heard Killer Croc speak up, “No, carry on.
Against yourself, you couldn’t stop your grin as the colour drained from Digger’s face and he turned to Killer Croc and squeaked, “Never grab a croc by the tail.”

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Imagine: Being a watcher, a person who sees the future, and the Squad needing your help.

A knock at your door brings you out of another vision, one of several in the last hour. You put down the pen you were using for your sketchbook and head to the door. You don’t need to look, you know who it is. You open the door with a sigh, “I made you guys some food, I already know your full plan so spare me the details. Just tell me this, what’s in it for me?” 

Rick and the squad stared back at you in shock. Harley giggled, “You were right, Flag, she is good!”

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“hey man. i saw you flirting with Y/N earlier.” Deadshot stated.

“so?” 

“so its a Tuesday. which means its me and Boomerang flirting with her today.”

*******

the Joker grinned from ear to ear as he was escorted into the van by Deadshot and Captain Boomerang. as soon as the doors closed and it was just the three, Deadshot turned to the Joker, “ok i saw you flirting with Y/N right before he grabbed you and i think there’s some shit you best get acquainted with if you’re going to continue to do that.”

the Joker laughed, “i’ve heard of your ‘alliances,’ your day to day who gets to flirt with her shebang you have going. i dont do rules.”

“obviously.” Deadshot stated, “but you’ll follow these or you’ll get capped.”

Originally posted by stars-come-0ut

Originally posted by grysamobojcow

“If someone hurts my big baby, I’m gonna cut off their genitals and make them eat them in front of their family.”  

“You’ve got one crazy friend there.” 


(Requests for Imagines and Headcanons are open.)

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Originally posted by hawkwoman

Pairing: Captain Boomerang (Digger Harkness) x Reader

GIF Credit: ^^^

Warnings: Smut and swears, rough sex

Rating: Explicit

A/N: I got two requests from anons and I thought they would be good together: “Anon: Captain boomerang having a tiny s/o who is very fiesty and won’t put up with his bullshit” and “Anon: Digger Harkness begging the reader for sex after him being away for longer than expected but she’s pouting, but finally gives in after him charming her” Also, don’t kill me, I can’t write accents 😂 so just ignore it. Also, this is literally the LAMEST title ever, I’m sorry. @speedypan wanted to be tagged!


You heard the front door open and then he was on you in seconds. He littered your neck in hot, sloppy kisses, his beard slightly scratching your neck. “I’ve missed ya so much love,” he purred in your ear. You punched him lightly in the stomach and pushed him off you. “What the hell was that for?” Digger asked, pouting. You stood up.

“Digger you were gone for over three months! You said that you would be gone for two weeks!” He shrugged his wide shoulders, the faded grey leather trench coat squeaking. Almost reluctantly, he smiled, his gold tooth glinting in the light from the ceiling fan light above him.

“The score was good.” He reached forward and pulled your hips to him. With a low groan, he pulled up your shirt to be above your hips and started kissing your hips. His hands slipped around and grabbed your ass. “I need ya. Now.” You pushed him off you, glaring at him.

“No Digger. You are getting no sex.” Digger mouthed wordlessly at you.

“W-what!? You can’t do that!” He yelled, grabbing the waistband of your shorts and pulling you hard enough that you fell into his lap.

“I can, and I will.” You got up and walked away. Digger got up and literally ran after you. He caught up, pulling roughly on your waist, pulling you tightly against him.

“Baby girl I have missed you.” You fought out of his arms.

“Yeah? Then spend time talking to me and stop trying to get me naked.” Digger groaned loudly. He let you go but sunk to his knees, rubbing his face against your stomach.

“Please baby girl,” he begged. You could not believe it. The ‘terrifying’ Captain Boomerang was literally on his knees, begging you for sex.

“No,” you say, disentangling yourself from him. “Stop begging.”

“Y/n! Please! I need ya. I miss ya and that body.”

“You have two hands,” you snap.

“But those aren’t the same!” He whines loudly, it almost sounded like he was going to cry. You looked down at him, shaking your head and laughing. There was an actual tear rolling down his cheek.

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Being in the Suicide Squad would include:

Spoilers.

  • Hating the guts out of Amanda Waller.
  • Rick and her constantly threatening to blow the bomb in your neck because you’re so reckless.
  • When they come and look at you to see if your worthy for the Suicide Squad the first thing you said was  “Oh piss off won’t ya?”
  • Harley takes a liking to you.
  • Befriending Croc but knowing to keep your distance because you can just feel his need to eat you.
  • Screaming when you get your box of old belongings back.
  • Taking forever deciding what to wear.
  • After Diablo tells everyone in the bar about his past you stick with him and comfort him.
  • It’s like one big messy family.
  • “Wait… The Flash caught you?! What was he like?”
  • Boomerang getting annoyed that you’re amused he was caught by The Flash.
  • Yeah you may be a bad guy and you might be scared of Batman but hell, you’re terrified of Joker.
  • Taking cover and not fighting back when Joker comes to get Harley.
  • Knowing Deadshot wont shoot her.
  • “What was she like? Your daughter?”
  • “My world.”
  • “Cute. Cringey but cute.”
  • Katana watching you because she is certain you will rebel.
  • Though you help her fight Enchantress in the final battle and earn her trust.
  • Mourning Diablo.
  • Your request upon going back to your cell (amongst other things) was to punch the guard who always taunts all of you. 
  • Another wish was that Diablo gets a proper burial.
  • Shaking Rick’s hand before going back to your cell.
  • “I hope everything works out well with your crazy ex-witch girlfriend.”
  • Being best buddies with Boomerang.
  • Killer Croc liking you.
  • “If you ever need to get somewhere fast just drop by the sewers. I feel the vibrations through the water. I’ll try not to eat you.”
  • Learning some Japanese off of Katana.
  • Overall it was a good trip for you.
Take your bad days with your good

 Requested by @ daisygonzalezmexican :  Hi ☺ Captain Boomerang imagine, after leaving Belle Reve, meets a girl (reader) and after a while he falls in love with her and decides to be a better person for her, she feels the same for him even though he knows who he really is but she does not judge him. Please and thanks ☺😊

 Pairing: Captain Boomerang (George Harkness) X Reader

 Word count: 815


 “Do not move, luv.” A low voice whispers in your hear while pulling you into an alley.

 With your heart pounding against your chest, you try to set free from his hands, but it’s useless. A dozen of police cars passes by, making him hold you tighter.

 “Please, just let me go.” You mutter as the man slowly lets go of you, keeping you close by grabbing your arm.

 “Don’t even try to run. I won’t hurt ya.”

 When you turn around to face him, you gasp. Captain Boomerang is well known in this city and you’ve heard a lot about him in the last few days. He just escaped from Belle Reve. Pushing his chest violently, you struggle to get away from him. Again, it’s useless.

 “Take me to ya place, would you?”

 “What? No!” You take a deep breath, planning to scream, but you feel a cold metal against your throat. “No! Please. I’ll take you there. You can hide for one night and then…”

 “Deal.” He barks, pulling you with him as he leaves the alley, looking around. “Tell me where to go.”


 You sit on your couch, drying your hair and pretending Captain Boomerang isn’t using your shower. He made you close all your windows and lock them. At least he gave you his bloody money to order something to eat. When you hear his footsteps, your heart beat increases. Only God knows what’s going through his head. Boomerang sits by your side, relaxing and focusing on the TV.

 “You’ll be leaving by mor…”

 “Shut up. I’m watching TV.” He gestures to the TV, making you raise your eyebrows.

 “My TV. Now you shut up.”

 You jump when someone knocks, Boomerang giving you an angry look that means you better not try anything. Sighing, you take the pizza and close the door softly. You run to the kitchen in order to take the bigger slice. When you’re about to cut it, Boomerang comes running, wrapping his hand around your waist and you can’t help but burst into laugh.

 “Ya’re ticklish, huh? Now I have somethin’ to use against ya.” He keeps tickling you, forcing you to lay down on the floor. “Will ya share our pizza equally, luv?”

 “Yes! Yes! Stop it! Please!” Yelling at him, you can see that he’s smiling too.

 You suddenly think about how his life has been. Boomerang is a villain and everything, but still, years locked up and being chased like a rat would damage anyone. There’s this feeling in your heart. Something you’ve never felt. What if you could change his life? Make him feel better, happy, even though all this chaos?

 “That’s fine then.” He stops tickling you so you get up, staring into his eyes.

 “You have a beautiful smile.” You whisper, noticing how Boomerang’s eyes are kind. “I like it.”

 “I wanna stay for a while.” His low voice sends shivers down your spine a brings a smile to your lips.

“That’s fine by me.”


 You hear someone downstairs and sit up straight. Boomerang isn’t on his place on your bed.

 After a few weeks, you got used to his presence. And it was good to have a man to fix whatever is broken.

 But this is the worse part of it. You run downstairs, almost tripping on the last step.

 “(Y/N)?” He calls your name, his voice making you jump, both hands covering your mouth.

 “Holy shit, Boomy.” Sighing, you hug his waist as he drops all the three backpacks he was holding. “Where did you go this time?”

 “Sorry, luv.” George lifts you from the ground, his tight grip taking your breath away. “I can’t help it.”

 When George finally told you his real name and told you everything about his story, he also promised to slow down on his villain life. But you never asked for that. On these past months, you slowly fell in love with him. With the man and with the villain.

 “I know. I told you I’d take your bad days with you good. I don’t want you to go back to prison.” Cupping his cheek, you peck his lips. “Just be careful. I don’t give a shit if you like stealing. I… I want you to stay free.”

 “Does that means ya don’t hate me anymore?”

 “No.” You sigh when the police cars pass by your street. “I want to be with you. Being a villain or not.”

 “I think we should move then.”

 “I bet we can with all the money you took.”

 “We move so ya can be my woman.” Pulling you close, he shows you a ring with a big diamond. “I want five kids, at least.”

 “Only five?” You giggle, taking a look at those backpacks he brought home. “Let’s get married. Then we can choose where to go and think about our kid’s names.”

 “Great idea, luv.”

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Originally posted by gaybuckybarnes

Requested by Anon.

Request: Imagine having a child(ren) with captain boomerang and the reader is a member of the squad. There is a mission that you & digger went on leaving the squad to watch your child(ren). When you come back it’s complete chaos b/c your child(ren) turn out to be meta like you(super speed/flying) but you and digger get everything under control in no time. Maybe surprise guest joker? I dunno😂

Warning: Just some good ol’ fluff and the Squad.

A/N: I just went with the flow hehe

[Y/S/1] = Your first son, [Y/S/2] = Your second son, [Y/D] = Your daughter


It was the first time you and Digger had left your three children with the squad alone. It wasn’t that you didn’t trust them. No, Floyd was a perfect dad and Chato had had children of his own. It was just this strange feeling, which had told you to stay home with your kids. But of course, you hadn’t had another choice. 

Luckily the mission was easy enough to finish it in no time.

“Damn, I hope they put them to bed.” You said to Digger, leaning against him for a moment before pulling out the key, opening the front door.  

“We’re hom-” You called out with a tired smile but stopped when you saw the mess. The house was upside down and Harley Quinn stood in the middle of it. “Harley, what happened!” 

“Oh, your Muffin’s are fine, [Y/N]! Don’t worry.” She smiled brightly at you. Too brigthly. 

“That was not the question.” Digger said, frowning.

Then, you heard a loud roar. “Was that Waylon?” 

“No?” 

You stomped to the stairs and looked up, your heart poundind. “Floyd! Get your ass down here!” Your friend emerged from [Y/S/1]’s bedroom. “What the hell happened?”

“Man, you didn’t tell us your kids could do the crazy shit you can do.” Floyd said and crossed his arms before his chest. 

“They can’t.” Digger, who came into Floyd’s view, answered for you. 

“Now they can.” 

You looked at Digger, who looked at you, both of your eyebrows up. 

You took a few steps backwards. “[Y/S/1], [Y/S/2], [Y/D]! Im’ma count to 5 and if you’re not gonna be here, Daddy is gonna whoop ya asses!” You yelled and didn’t have to wait for the youngest son to come out from his hiding place, flying wobbily into your arms and almost knocking you over in the process. 

“Mom no! Please!” He whinned and hugged you tightly, burrying his face into your neck.

Not a second later, your oldest son appeared, hugging Digger’s leg and looking up with doe eyes.“Dad!” Your oldest son begged. “Please, we were good! We just had a little bit fun.” 

Digger sighed and scooped him up. “No ass whooping.” 

You turned around, searching for your only daughter. “Where is [Y/D]?”

The kids shrugged their shoulders. “She was running around the house.”

“Tell me that you know where [Y/D] is.” Digger said, looking at Chato, who stood behind Floyd, and Floyd. 

“Yeah…” Harley smiled. “She’s hiding. We’re playing hide and seek.”

Chato cleared his throat. “We lost her half an hour ago. She was running too fast to catch her… Rick and Katana are driving around the city to find her.”

“Snitch!” Waylon growled, baring his sharp teeth.


The door bell ringed and Digger sighed in relief. There were only two persons who would ring at your door bell at this time.

“Thank god!” You opened the door, a lecture on your lips, and saw not Rick or Katana, but the Joker, holding your daughter loosely by her jp’s collar. “I found this one on the streets.” He gave you a smile, a shiver ran down your spine. You never really had warmed up to him, even though he was pretty decent around the squad. 

“Puddin’!”

“Mommy, he’s so cool.” Your daughter grabbed your pants, jumped up and down, showing you her gap of her missing tooth. “He drove so fast! Not as fast as I can ran, but woah… it was so awesome! Can I get my hair green too? Please? Pretty pleeease?”

“You’re all grounded.” You murmured in disbelief, then the anger took over. “Ya’ll are grounded!” You pointed at everyone.

Peanut Butter Jelly Time (Task Force x Reader)

Originally posted by musicexpresseverything

You had just come back from the groceries and you arranged the things you had bought in the cupboards and in the fridge.

You had also bought your favourite candies, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups since they were on sale and you couldn’t wait to share them with the team.

Floyd got into the kitchen and you swore that he squealed when he saw the candies.

“You got Reese’s Cups? Gosh, you are amazing!” he said high fiving you and stealing a handful of the candies.

“(Y/N) got us candies!!” he shouted from the hall and you never before had seen grown up adults running to the kitchen as fast as the Squad did.

“(Y/N), have I ever told you how awesome you are?” Digger thanked you with a mouth full of pop tarts.

You smiled as you saw everyone eating candies.

Chato accepted an unwrapped Cup that Harley offered him.

“Uhm, Harls, this is very tasty. What is it?” he asked curiously.

“It’s Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup.” She said casually as she stuffed her mouth with them.

“A what?” Chato said shocked and immediately he looked sick.

“It’s a candy that has peanut-” Harley began explaining, but Chato quickly left the room and went into the bathroom.

He began spitting the candy and trying to get it away from his mouth.

“Chato? Is everything ok?” you said as you followed him.

“I am-I am allergic to cacahuetes. To peanuts.” He revealed while he was in utter panic.

“You what?” Harley giggled. “Ah, poor kiddo! The mighty EL DIABLO is brought down by a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup?” Digger added, his mouth even more full than the last time he spoke.

“Oi! Quit mocking him.” You defended your best friend.

“Let’s get you to the medics, ok?” you offered and Chato simply nodded his head.

You accompanied him to the medics as faster as you could.

Thankfully, he hadn’t swallowed a large part of the candy so the reaction was mild. He would only itch for some days and they gave him an anti-allergic cream to apply on his itching parts.

“Here.” You revealed a bag of gummi worms from behind your back as he got out of the infirmary. “I know how much you love them so I got you a full pack of different flavors.” You said and he hugged you.

“That’s why you are my best friend.” He murmured with a smile.

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(Gif not mine)

Imagine Masterlist

NSFW Headcanons:

Tony Stark

Dick Grayson

Beast Boy

Clark Kent

Lex Luthor

(Part 1) 

(Part 2)

Jason Todd

Roy Harper

Jason Todd:

You Just Left Me To Die 

(Part 1) 

(Part 2) 

(Part 3) 

(Part 4) 

(Part 5)

(Part 6)

Not Most Men 

Redemption

Roy Harper:

Needles Of Kindness

(Part 1)

(Part 2)

Dick Grayson: 

Cinnamon Rolls

Steve Rogers:

Draw Me

Peter Parker:

Parting

(Part 1)

(Part 2)

Hickeys

Kon-el:

Anniversary

Jason Todd/Roy Harper:

Two Is Better Than One

Damian Wayne:

You Remind Me Of Her

A Devilish Friendship

Bruce Wayne:

Little Tease

Digger Harkness:

Home

Pietro Maximoff:

Body Heat

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requested by anon

Everyone were surprised when the famous Captain Boomerang couldn’t bite back. He just stared at you, thinking what to say, but after a while he just raised his eyebrows.

“You won this round, love” Digger finally responded after Harley glanced at you with impressed expression.”I like her” she smirked.

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“they’re scared.”  a voice said from behind you, “thats why they do not speak.”

“you’re speaking to me.” you stated.

“we are similar.” the Enchantress said, “and i am not scared.”

Dating Harley Quinn and meeting the Squad + The Joker would include:

Originally posted by pir-ado

Requested by @relationshipyard

Warning: Smut

A/N: I’d like to date the hell outta that girl *_* Oh, and HERE are more Harley dating HCs.


Dating:

  • Holding hands. 
  • Her letting everyone see that you belong to her- only to her. 
    • Her threatening or killing the fools who try to flirt with you.
  • Sweet kisses in public.
  • Heavy make out sessions behind closed doors.
  • Your arm almost always around her waist in public. 
  • Cuddling.
    • Her being a total cuddler. 
    • Her being both, the big and small spoon.
  • Movie nights which end in cuddle sessions or a heavy sexy time.
    • Sex is always fun because Harley is crazy af in bed. 
    • Different positions, sex toys and all the kinky stuff.
  • Meeting the Squad and them all accepting you. 
  • Harley showing you how to shoot and fight properly. 
  • If you like, she uses make up and hair dye on you. 
    • Her being very good in making you look sexy, insane and feral.


Deadshot: 

  • Deadshot being funny and really nice to you because he knows how much Harley likes you. 
  • Him telling you about his daughter and you telling him about your family.
  • You realising that he’s the dad of the group.
  • Floyd taking you to the side and telling you to keep an eye on Harley, that you should keep her safe and away from the Joker.

El Diablo: 

  • You first thinking he’s shy.
  • Him being a good talk.
  • You being fascinated why he has so many tattoos, so you ask politely.
    • Him answering your questions.

Killer Croc:

  • You being creeped out when you first meet him. 
  • Him actually being really cool. 
    • He tells you stories about his ‘adventures’.
  • Him promising you that he wouldn’t eat you. 
    • You asking yourself if he ever thought about eating you. 

Captain Boomerang: 

  • Digger flirting with you, asking if you need a real ‘cock’ up your pussy/ass.
    • You slapping him so hard, he stops with his disgusting pick up lines.
  • You finding out about Pinky and him begging you to not the others about the unicorn.
    • Of course you keep his secret as leverage. 

Katana:

  • Katana being silent. She only talks when she has something important to tell. 
  • Her being decently nice to you. 
  • Her keeping an eye on you.
    • It’s not easy to gain her trust.

Rick Flag: 

  • Him being all military guy, but friendly enough to shake your hand and welcome you to the squad.
  • Rick being the second dad of the group because one is not enough.
  • Him being the one who holds the squad back because some of them like to do bullshit.

The Joker:

  • Him being lowkey jealous of you because Harley gives you more attention.  
  • Him not able to kill you because Harley is gonna be super mad at him.
    • She even told him to not touch you.
  • The Joker accepting you after you three go on a heist together.
    • But him still hoping you both break up.
  • Him creeping you slightly out.