captain sassypants

steve rogers:

Originally posted by trueloveistreacherous

“Nope. You ruined it. Not another word, Rogers.”

“Sir yes sir.” Steve rolled his eyes.

“You’re a lot more sarcastic than I remember.” Tony narrowed his eyes.

“I’ve been sarcastic since before you were born.” Steve laughed. “It’s not my fault you weren’t paying attention.”

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I’ve been sarcastic since before you were born. STEVE YOU LITTLE SHIT.