captain sarah the magnificent


There’s this thing called tranking, and if you haven’t heard of it, well, it’s not that popular so it would make sense, but you should definitely try it sometime.

anonymous asked:

That sounds like a plausible situation...

I don’t know if you got my other suggestions but they are:

1. Send him an ecard.

2. Get your mom to call his mom and set up a play-date.

3. Lure him to your house with a trail of breadcrumbs.

4. Convince him you knew him in a past life and you are destined to be together.

5. Casually handcuff him to you and casually lose the key. Every moment of the rest of your life will be a date.

6. Find a common interest and propose you participate together in some activity that has to do with common interest. Proceed to make out.

7. Time travel to last week and ask him to the dance.

8. Frame him for murder, get him incarcerated, then become a prison guard. Consider his five-to-life sentence an extended date.