captain of life


“Assume his father was just as dark as you say, but was unable to murder his own son, assume he found a way to secret Thomas away from London…“

“He didn’t.”

We aren’t cute! Not the tiniest bit! Obvious reasons are:

- we both do workouts on a daily basis!

- we love beer!

- and action movies!

- we are known to scare children on their way to school (Zoro: That’s where Kid gets his packed lunch from. He would be starved to death already if it wasn’t for fifth-graders he can threaten.)

Kid: Hey! That’s not true! I CAN cook! A bit!

Zoro: Yeah? I bet our followers would find that cute again….

Kid: !!!

Kid: Not true! Anyway! You are working at a bakery! If that isn’t cute then what else is?!

Zoro: It’s NOT cute!

Kid: It IS!

Sanji (shoving Kid and Zoro aside): Law, let’s take over from here. Shall we?

Law: *nods*

Law: Kid’s room is scattered with old clothes. Shirts, socks, shorts… everything.

Sanji: Zoro smells like a drunkard already at lunchtime. And those beer bottles are… everywhere.

Law: After he’s done in the shower I can find Kid’s whole scalp in the drain. Suffers from hair loss obviously.

Sanji: He gulps down the dishes I am making for him without even looking at them! No nice words, no thanks, he just eats like a pig!

Law: He cums way too early.

Sanji: He is as romantic as a porcupine.

Law: We could go on like that for hours I guess.

Sanji: Yeah, just a little insight into our daily struggles with those two shitheads.

Kid & Zoro: …


Happy birthday, Diego Luna | 29th December 1979

(Diego on his birthday) It’s horrible. It’s been traumatic. It took me awhile to understand that there was another kid that was born on the 25th that was much more celebrated than me. Yeah, it was sad. Everyone was like either hangover or getting ready for New Year’s Eve but never really actually celebrating me. It was like, “Hey! I’m here!” “Yeah, we know whatever.”


“Most of the intelligence communities doesn’t believe he exist, the ones who do call him the Winter Soldier. He is credited with over two dozens assassinations in the last 50 years. He’s a ghost story.”

Honestly, I’m a fandom hoe. I’m the hoest hoe to ever hoe in the whole hoe-fandom history of hoe-ing around. I’m ready to sin.

me? still bitter about getting civil war instead of cap 3? absolutely

When you hear people say that Suicide Squad was better than Civil War…

Originally posted by nerdwholikesword

It’s important to understand, whether it’s growing up with women, whether it’s growing up with other ethnic groups, it’s important to experience anything different from what you know. To encourage and cultivate compassion and understanding…So certainly growing up with women helped me, but growing up in the theatre helped me, growing up in a progressive community helped me. I think it’s really important to put faces to the situations that we’re navigating as society… So yeah, growing up with sisters was a big influence for me, and I have a deep connection to not only human rights but specifically women’s rights.
—  Chris Evans on his activism