captain of imitation

So about a year ago I went to Salt Lake Comic Con and I was in line to see John Barrowman 😱 the couple in front of me had a baby and when they go to the front of the line, John goes, “he’s gorgeous! Can I hold him?!” The couple days yes and John proceeded to sing the baby a song. I missed the first few lines because I was fumbling with my camera but this is my favorite 20 seconds of video I have ever taken

Eren often gets whatever he wants if it`s from Levi, but he`s the only one who doesn`t realize. He never understands why Armin makes him ask the captain for a break, or why Sasha begs him to ask for extra rations. They acted like he had something they didn`t, that the captain, dare he say it, played favorites with him. But he sees they do when Jean asks him to play messenger yet again.

“What do you mean why? Because you get whatever you want from him! Just blink your big ass eyes at him and whine!” Jean had said.

“I don`t whine!”

“O-oh captain, I`m so tired! Can we please take a rest? For me captain?” Jean whined, poorly imitating Eren`s voice. Eren scowled, he sounded nothing like that!

“What`s going on back there?” Levi called from the front of the formation, Jean gulped.

“We were just curious as to why Eren always gets his way, and we don`t, sir.” He answered bravely, his friends were wishing him a quick death, not too much blood if possible. Eren was mortified, it was one thing to tease him, but to actually tell the captain was a new low! Oh and Jean would probably die now.

“Kirstein, is your name Eren Jaeger?” Levi asked calmly.

“Uh, n-no sir.”

“That`s your answer.”

Eren shouldn`t feel anything because of that, even if it meant he was captain`s favorite and got to be treated as such. Even if this meant Jean was right and he was wrong, he couldn`t help but-

“Jaeger, wipe that grin off your face.” Levi ordered, it wasn`t as hostile as you`d think with the smirk he had on his face.

“Yes sir!”

If captains and lieutenants did a three-legged race...

As requested by anon. :)

Captains and lieutenants have partnered up to do a three-legged race! How will that go?

1. Rose & Kira

Rose: Now remember, Izuru, my music will allow us to stay perfectly in sync!

Kira: Captain, I respect you, but I think you playing the guitar as we race will only slow us down.

Rose: Probably so.

Rose: But art is more important than winning!

Rose: Now let’s SING!

Kira: …still better than Captain Ichimaru.

2. Komamura & Iba

Komamura: Iba, I wish to apologize now if my massive wolf legs simply drag you along, seeing as they are taller than most of your body.

Iba: Captain, I am HONORED to be dragged along by your mighty wolf legs!


Komamura: I will, Iba. I will!

3. Kurotsuchi & Nemu

Kurotsuchi: I can’t BELIEVE they dared to disqualify us!

Nemu: You were talking very loudly about how you were going to splatter my poisonous blood across the other contestants in order to take them out.

Kurotsuchi: The rules said nothing about that being illegal.

Kurotsuchi: This game is so rigged.

Nemu: Yes, Mayuri-sama.

4. Yamamoto & Sasakibe

Sasakibe: Using your beard to hold us tied together was brilliant, Head Captain.

Sasakibe: Its warm embrace inspires me to do my best!

Yamamoto: It was your idea, Sasakibe.

Yamamoto: I said it was a little weird.

Sasakibe: Your beard will lead us to victory!

5. Ukitake & Rukia

Ukitake: I-I have to warn you now, Kuchiki, there is every chance that I may collapse during the race.

Ukitake: If I do, you should leave me behind!

Rukia: Captain, no! I will drag you unconscious to victory!

Ukitake: …

Ukitake: Please don’t I think I would end up very sad.

Rukia: Y-yes, Captain!

6. Hitsugaya & Matsumoto

Matsumoto: Do you think our height difference will slow us down, Captain?

Hitsugaya: No.

Hitsugaya: For when the race starts, I have a plan.

Matsumoto: Gonna go into bankai, huh?

Hitsugaya: …maybe.

Matsumoto: Bankai for a three-legged race?

Hitsugaya: MAYBE

Matsumoto: People say you overuse bankai, you know, Captain…


7. Shinji & Hinamori

Hinamori: Captain, I reeeaaallly don’t think we should try to do this race backwards.

Shinji: Momo, doing things in reverse is my specialty! I gotta reputation to uphold!

Hinamori: For losing all the time?

Shinji: …

Shinji: That was cold.


8. Unohana & Isane

Unohana: Simply follow my lead, Isane, and I believe that we will win.

Unohana: Especially since all the other teams are wasting their time squabbling.

Unohana: This is the Squad 4 way.

Unohana: When everyone else has fallen, we are there. Still standing.

Isane: Y-yes, Captain!

9. Kyoraku & Nanao

Nanao: Did you look over the strategy documents I gave you?

Kyoraku: Uh…

Nanao: Did you watch the videos I sent you of people doing this race?

Kyoraku: Uh…

Nanao: Did you prepare at all?

Kyoraku: I stuffed my pockets with rose petals to throw overhead when we cross the finish line!

Nanao: Is it too late to trade partners?

10. Byakuya & Renji

Byakuya: These ropes that they gave us to tie our legs together are ridiculously low-class.

Byakuya: We should use my scarf instead.

Renji: Y-you would use your scarf for that, Captain?

Byakuya: No. That was a joke.

Byakuya: Just some three-legged race humor.

Renji: …I can just never tell with you.

11. Soi Fon & Omaeda

Soi Fon: You had better not slow me down, Omaeda.

Soi Fon: I will kill you and then drag your dead body over the finish line.

Omaeda: You, uh, know I’m actually really fast, right, Captain?

Omaeda: In fact, I think it would work best for me to carry you!


12. Kenpachi & Yachiru

Kenpachi: So basically you’re just gonna cling to my leg as I run, huh?

Yachiru: Yup!

Kenpachi: I have a very good feeling about this!

Yachiru: But the finish line is in the other direction, Ken-chan!

Kenpachi: …I have an okay feeling about this.

12. Kensei & Mashiro & Hisagi

Kensei: So here I am.

Kensei: One lieutenant tied to each leg.

Kensei: Do we now have four legs? Yes.

Kensei: Do the judges care? No.

Kensei: Because they say that it will be “so totally hilarious to watch.”

Mashiro: You better keep up, Shuhei! I’m SUPER at these races!

Hisagi: Yeah, well, I have LOTS of practice perfectly imitating Captain Muguruma’s walk, so I’m definitely gonna be more in sync!

Mashiro: Ha! No way!

Hisagi: Yes way!

Kensei: If only death would come.

Black Gold #6

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Day #6 - H is for Half (because one can’t be whole by oneself, not even Monkey D. Luffy) / 2,200 words

Luffy stares at the empty space in front of him with widened eyes and slackened jaw. The sound of a ROOM disappearing reverberates in his skull for a while, functioning as white noise for his jumbled thoughts.

The hell was that?

Where did Torao go?

Did Luffy really confess or is was this just an optical phenomenon by which Law’s image appeared displaced to his true position as a result of spatial variations in the index of refraction of air, thus Luffy actually said ‘I love you’ to an image his own brain erroneously produced? Yes, a mirage, that’s what it was.

Nami would be pleased if she knew that her lessons actually took effect. And probably less pleased if she knew this is the only one paragraph Luffy remembers from all the who-knows-how-many-hours she spent trying to teach him intelligent things.

Nevertheless, he didn’t confess to Law, the Yonkou didn’t run away, and everything is fine in the world.

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30 Days Writing Challenge ~ October

Words: 913
Warnings: robbery

15th October: -squints- “the crows…” | feat. Captain Boomerang

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19th ADG Awards Nominees

Period Film

  • INHERENT VICE - Production Designer: DAVID CRANK
  • UNBROKEN - Production Designer: JON HUTMAN

Fantasy Film

  • INTERSTELLAR - Production Designer: NATHAN CROWLEY
  • INTO THE WOODS - Production Designer: DENNIS GASSNER

Contemporary Film

  • BIRDMAN - Production Designer: KEVIN THOMPSON
  • FOXCATCHER - Production Designer: JESS GONCHOR
  • GONE GIRL - Production Designer: DONALD GRAHAM BURT
  • NIGHTCRAWLER - Production Designer: KEVIN KAVANAUGH      

Moga Village

All aboard! We’re headed to Moga Village!

Moga Village was the offline village for Monster Hunter 3 and Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate.  It is a small tropical fishing village, built on rafts of wood planks and rope netting on top of floating barrels in the ocean, and attached to a small chunk of rock within which the blacksmith’s forge is set up.

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Navy’s $4.4-billion futuristic destroyer is headed by Capt. James Kirk. Let ‘Star Trek’ references commence

“When asked about the inevitable comparisons of the Zumwalt to Star Trek’s Starship Enterprise and the skipper to the fictional Captain Kirk, the real Capt. Kirk said it does come up "every now and again,” but noted that he was named after his grandfather and his parents weren’t Trekkies.

“But the first day I showed up at the Naval Academy, someone said, 'I can’t wait till you’re a captain,’” he said with a smile.“

Has anybody else imagined what a young Gi-Gan would be like? Cause gawddamnit do I think about it sometimes lol.

I picture her being the same, but a little more hot-tempered maybe? She’d just have that look that says “I WILL STAB YOU.” And Jae-Ha would probably like that eAe….lol.


A Wild Summer

Character: SHINee’s Onew/You

Genre: Smut, Fluff

Word Count: 3 199

Summary: Spending your summer in foreign places, all alone.But it wasn’t as bad as it sound, doesn’t it?

A/N: This is for Sam..I’m sorry for the delay >//< And I’m sorry if you don’t like it because I feel like this is my worst fic yet XD

You pushed through the crowd as you tried to look for your flight gate. Once the word Maui came in your sight, you rushed to the indicated gate only to collide with a hard chest making you tumbled as you squeaked and closed your eyes tight, waiting for the impact of the floor. Instead, a pair of strong arms wrapped around your waist, preventing you from falling. “Miss, are you okay?”  You opened your eyes to be greeted with a pretty face that was staring at you with concern. Blinking, you stared at him as he stared back at you, a smile slowly carved on his lips. “Nobody ever literally fell for me like that.” He mumbled making you snapped out of your entrance as you pushed away from him, standing straight and fixed your top. Your savior, which you had noticed were wearing a pilot uniform, bend down to pick up his fallen white pilot hat and tucked it under his arm before smiling at you. You apologize and bowed down to him before grabbing your luggage and scurried away towards your gate, ashamed of yourself. ‘How can you be so careless, he must think you’re klutz or something.’ Sighing, you showed the attendant your passport before proceeding inside.

Onew, who was still standing there, stared at your retreating back before laughing. ‘So cute.’ He looked at the number of the gate that you just passed through and grinned. “Well well, what a coincidence.” He laughed again and shook his head, proceeding towards his gate. He knew he was going to get a good scolding from his captain for being late. Jin Ki or, what everyone here called him, Onew, is a pilot. A co-pilot who was still receiving his training. And today, he was going to fly to Maui, Hawaii. That’s why the good mood today. He woke up early, had a great breakfast and the only thing that held him back is the traffic which didn’t irritate him like usual. Because he was going to spend his summer in Hawaii. He couldn’t help but grin at that thought.

You sighed before plopping on your seat before breaking into a full grin. You bit your lips and looked around to see if someone saw you and thought you are crazy. Your company had given you 3 days holiday and a ticket to Hawaii as a gift for your successful project. It really paid off all of your hard works and you couldn’t help but jumped in joy when your boss announced it to you. And today, you were going to depart from your home and leave it all behind to get a good relax in one of your dream places for vacation. You looked beside you when someone sat on the empty seat only to be greeted with a smile. A small boy who was grinning at you with crooked teeth was waving at you before bowing down a little. “Hello, noona. My name is Ji Sung, nice to meet you.” You couldn’t help but giggled at his cuteness before bowing back and introduced yourself. He was so cute with his mushroom hair and porcelain skin that you were sure he was going to be so hot when he grows up. “Noona so pretty. I thought you were a Park Shin Hye noona.” You laughed at him. Where does this kid learn such pick-up line? “Aigoo, you are so handsome too. Noona thought you were Lee Jong Suk before.” He giggled.

Your flight was spent well with the boy accompanying you. Both of you played a few games before having a meal and slept for a while. You learned that his father was sending him over to his mother in Hawaii for summer vacation. When the flight landed, you help him find his mother before bidding goodbye to him. Stepping out of the airport, you took a deep breath and grinned. Here comes your best summer vacation.

After finishing his business, Jinki grabbed his luggage and walked along with his crew mate. “Yah Jinki, this is your first time here right.” Jinki grinned at the stewardess, Yeonhee who was his best friend. Nodding, he grinned at her. “This is going to be the best summer ever.” He exclaimed, throwing his arm in the air making the crowd roared with laughter. “You better stick with us so that we could show you how to have fun here.” His captain, Roy said, imitating his grin. “You better keep that. It’s a promise.” They laughed again before proceeding towards their awaiting vehicles that were going to bring them to their resorts.

You paid the cab before turning around to look at the resort. Everything was prepared by your company including a place to stay which is a five-star resort just beside the beach. You stepped inside and walked towards the receptionist to get your key. The bellboy then helped with your luggage before guiding you towards your room. Luckily they didn’t give you a suite or it would be too much. Just a nice room with the ocean view that made you felt content with. You tipped the bellboy and closed the door, wanting to relax for a while, suddenly feeling jet lagged. You plopped yourself on the soft bed, feeling drowsiness started to take over. Maybe you could take a nap before dinner.

The next day, you decide to play at the pool and have a swim. Putting on one of your bikinis, you slipped on a beach kimono, grabbed your bag and towels before slipping on the flip flop. Satisfied with your look, you head downstairs towards the pool that was situated beside the beach. There were two pools and were so huge, filled with crowds that came from different places. Setting your bag on one of the seats, you grabbed your kimono and pull it off, revealing your hourglass body clad in a sexy two-piece bikini. Walking to the pool, you could feel eyes on your body making you swelled with pride. You worked hard for this body when your boss told you about your gift months earlier. Little did you know, you caught someone’s eye, someone that you really wish of not seeing right now.

Jinki eyes followed your movements as you swam past him. He bit his lips before lowering his sunglasses to clearly see your figure floating in the pool. Who would knew Lady Luck loved him so much. He met the person he really wished he would meet right now. You were not aware of his eyes ravishing your body when you first get in the pool. He was relaxing there after a wild night with his cabin crew last night, wanting to be alone for a while.  And he never regretted his decision. He drew a deep breath when you pulled yourself out of the pool, walking past him towards your seats which were next to him. You grabbed on your towel and dried yourself before lying down on the seats. He grinned when you still haven’t noticed him when a waitress come and put the drinks he ordered for you on the table between him and you. You looked up at her and at the drinks. “I didn’t order this.” He pulled down his sunglasses before smiling at her.

“I did.” Your eyes snapped towards the source of the voice, feeling your smile faltered at the sight before you. The man that was sitting beside you was the pilot who you bumped at the airport. The waitress left both of you, staring at each other with you dumbfounded and him grinning like a maniac. “Hey there, sweetheart. Nice to meet you again.” You blinked before closing your parted lips, feeling heat started to rise on your cheeks. He suddenly held out his hands. “My name is Jinki.” You stare at it for a while before grabbing it and introduced yourself to him. He was such a bright person that made you feel warm inside. He grinned before bringing your hand to his lips, pressing his soft lips on the back of your hand. “Hauʻoli kēia hui ʻana o kāua” You laughed at his Hawaiian attempt making him grinned at your laughter.

You spent the rest of the day with Jinki, exploring the city and having dinner on the beach. He was never failed to make you laughed and smiled. He also took a good care of you even though it was his first time here too. The next day, he offered to keep you company and explore the island. He took you on snorkeling and playing on the beach. And you really had fun. At night he brought you to a nightclub where you learnt that Jinki danced so well. He would drag you to the dance floor before you could even run away. After a few drinks and dances, you could feel yourself became tipsy when you felt his hands on your hips, pulling you against his chest. Looking up, you were greeted with a smirked. You placed your hands on his chest and giggled. “I think we should go. I’ve drank too much.” He half-yelled to you through the loud music. You nodded before following him. Jinki grabbed your hand and pulled you outside. Laughter erupted from your lips when he tugged on your hands harder, running through the street. People passed by looked at both of you but you didn’t care. He stopped running, but never let your hands go. Looking at you, his face was plastered with a grin making you grinned back at him. He took a deep breath before looking up to the sky. You mimicked his action. Specks of twinkling dusts filled the sky along with a crescent moon that helped light up the dark. You could see through the corner of your eye that Jinki was staring at you. “I had fun for the past days you know.”

You smiled at him. You couldn’t deny that you enjoyed his company too and wish that the day wouldn’t end so quickly, but time flew so fast when you were with him. And you could feel your heart slightly ached at the thought of the end of your vacation. There was just one day left. Both of you reached in front of your hotel when Jinki let go of your hand. You felt emptiness filled your gut but tried to hide it by tugging your hair behind your ear. Jinki motioned towards the door. You smiled at him and walked inside, aligning your stride towards the elevator with Jinki trailing closed behind you. Both of you stepped in the elevator, silence filled the little space as you glanced at him. He was looking straight ahead; face lacked of emotion making you felt a tug at your heart. Was he thinking the same thing as you did? When the elevator dinged at your floor, you looked at him nervously before slowly stepping out. Turning back towards him, you saw that he was staring at you. “I had fun too. Thank you for accompanying me.” You smiled at him while he just stared into your eyes as the elevator door were closing.

You turned around to walk back towards your room with a heavy heart when a loud smack echoed through the hallway startling you and a strong grip circled your wrist. A gasp escaped your lips but it was muffled by a pair of soft, moist lips that were pressed against yours. Jinki had pulled you back inside the elevator and kissed you. His arm was embracing your waist, pulling you against his chest while the other hand was still gripping on your wrist. Your eyes were wide open, still in surprise when he tilted his head a little to deepen the kiss. You could feel yourself slowly melt in the kiss, your eyes flutter closed. The alcohol in both of your breath filled your nostril making your head spun but you were sure Jinki was not that drunk to be doing something out of his mind. When the elevator dinged, Jinki broke the kiss to pull you towards his suite. Your clumsy steps were forced into a jog to keep up with his long stride while your mind was clouded with haziness. He swiped the card key into the handle and pushed open the door, pulling you inside. Before you could even react, he slammed his lips back on yours, pushing you against the door.

 A moan escaped from your lips as your finger laced into his thick locks, tugging on them. He shrugged of his jacket and dropped it with a thud before continue fondling with your thigh, ascending up to your ass. His tongue was now exploring your wet cavern, stroking the roof of your mouth and battling with your tongue. You moved your fingers towards his button, fumbling with each of them until Jinki broke the kiss and tear the shirt off, sending buttons flying everywhere as you softly gasped. Not wasting anytime, he pulled your body towards him by your waist, latching his soft lips onto your jaws. You tilt your head back exposing more of the skin to his kisses. He reached back and fumbled with the zipper of your dress, pulling it down to reveal your silky soft skin underneath inch by inch. You pushed off the shoulder of the dress, letting it pooled on the floor. Jinki suddenly pushed you up against the door making you automatically wrapped your leg around his waist. Surprisingly, he carried you to the bed without even wavering a bit. He laid you down on the soft mattress slowly, enveloping your body with his. His lips were attached to your shoulder before moving up to the column of your neck. You let out a soft sigh before tilting your head back, giving Jinki more space to mark. His finger busying themselves with the clasp of your bra, struggling with it for a while before you reached back and help him unclipped it. “Thank you, sweetheart.” He nibbled on your earlobe that sent a shiver down your spine. Taking off your bra, you felt Jinki’s calloused hand brushed on your sensitive nipple. You gasped. He then softly massaged your mound, enjoying the sensation of your soft, full curves in his palm. A jolt of pleasure spread through your body when Jinki attached his lips around your nipple, sucking hard making your back arch. A wanton cry escaped your lips. Jinki smirked inwardly, feeling you squirmed under his touch. It gave him satisfaction knowing that he gave you that kind of pleasure. He then reached towards your thigh, caressing them before pulling your panties down slowly. You felt his lips left your nipple but his touches were still lingering on your hip.

Jinki watched as your body shivered with pleasure. Your fingers were clenching on the sheet underneath you, chest heaving up and down with hot breathes huff out of your parted lips and eyes dark with lust. You were so lustful making him inwardly groaned at the sight. Jinki leaned down and kissed you softly on the lips. His fingers crawled downward, aiming for your core as you anticipated his touch. To your disappointment, he stopped at your belly making you whined for him. Jinki chuckled. He proceeded downward slipped his finger between your wet slit. You gasped whine you felt his thick finger penetrating your sleek entrance slowly. He hummed. “You’re dripping.” You moaned at his husky voice, he stroked your clit with his thumb to heighten your pleasure. Your back arch as your knuckles turned white from the hard grip you had on the sheet. He moves his fingers so slowly that it made you frustrated. But your whining turned into a loud moan when Jinki leaned down and licked on your clit. You fingers flew towards his head as he started to devour your clit, licking and sucking it. Your breathing had turned ragged and your brow knitted into a frown. The room was now filled with your wanton cries as Jinki paced started to pick up. His fingers slid easily inside of you due to your wetness. You moan out his name when you felt your orgasm coiling inside of you, but Jinki pulled his fingers completely out from your slit making you whimper. He licked his fingers clean. He smirked at you before breaking away from you to unbuckle his pants. You watched as the visible tent being free from the strain of his pants. Once he pulled down his boxer, you were greeted with the view of his hardness. You felt the bed dipped as Jinki climb back onto the bed and crawled towards you.

Softly, he kissed you and aligned himself at your entrance. He broke the kiss and leaned his forehead against yours. Slowly he pushed himself in your wet core, stroking your sensitive walls inch by inch until he fully seated inside of you. Your body shivered with pleasure upon feeling his thick member stretching you. You let out a shaky breath as Jinki gripped the sheet on either side of your head. You could see that he is straining himself so you wrapped your arm around his shoulder and purred into his ear. “Move Jinki. Fuck me hard.” He groaned before pulling himself out and slammed back in. You cried put at the sensation, clawing his back as the sound of skin slapping against skin echoed in the room. Your cheeks were flushed as your body was sticky with sweats along with Jinki. He grunted in your ear in every thrust. His fingers were now gripping your ass cheek as you hooked your ankle at the back of his thigh. His pace was hard and rough. You could feel your orgasm approaching with every thrust. Whining his name; he started to pick up his pace, chasing his own orgasm as well. “Let it go. Cum for me.” Upon hearing his grunts, a wave of pleasure flooded your body making your back bowed away from the mattress, your nails leaving red angry marks all over his back and a wanton cries escaped your lips. You felt Jinki stilled inside of you before cursing under his breath, reaching his own high with you. Trying to calm down your breath, both of you stay like that for a while. Jinki then slowly pulled himself out of you, groaning him upon feeling the friction on his now limp member. Your eyelids flutter close. Jinki collapse on his stomach next to you on the bed. A moment later he pulled you towards him and buried his face in your hair. You snuggled into his chest, enjoying the warmth emitted by his body. But the thought of this being just another one night stand and both of you would be stranger once you return home make your heart ached. “Just so you know, I’m not letting this end here.” Snapping your eyes open, you looked up to Jinki’s face and saw that he was smiling, but his eyes were closed. Grinning, you wrapped your arms tighter around his waist. You got to thank your boss later. Maybe with some sourvenirs. 

Batman vs Captain America

What Again?…

After telling my dad that Batman would win the fight if they were both naked he said “Well what if just Batman was naked but Captain America had all of his armor and equipment?” What if indeed… This time it will be just Batman that drops he’s armor and equipment while Captain America still has all of his. Let’s see how they get on!

Batman (naked)

Alter ego: Bruce Wayne

Height: 6′ 2″

Weight: 210 lbs

Skills and Abilities

This is Batman naked, which just means I will not be talking about any of his equipment nor will I be adding it in to the total. You know, like Batman is actually fighting naked, or at least in just his underwear.

Batman has no inherent superhuman powers; he relies on “his own scientific knowledge, detective skills, and athletic prowess”. Batman has a genius-level intellect. In fact Batman has been repeatedly described as having a genius-level intellect, being a polymath, and his knowledge and expertise in almost every discipline known to man is nearly unparalleled by any other character in the DC Universe. In the Superman: Doomed story arc, Superman considers Batman to be one of the most brilliant minds on the planet. He is a master of disguise, multilingual, and an expert in espionage, often gathering information under the identity of Matches Malone, a notorious gangster. He is a master of stealth and escapology, which allows him to appear and disappear at will and to break free of nearly inescapable deathtraps with little to no harm. Batman is at peak human physical and mental conditioning. Batman has been repeatedly described as having peak human physical conditioning in fact. This is why Batman has the ability to function under great physical pain and to withstand telepathy and mind control. Batman is a master martial artist and hand-to-hand combatant. Batman has been repeatedly described as being one of the greatest martial artists in the DC Universe, Batman has trained extensively in various martial arts, mastering over 127 different types, making him one of the best hand-to-hand fighters in the DC Universe. Superman describes Batman as “the most dangerous man on Earth”, able to defeat an entire team of superpowered extraterrestrials by himself in order to rescue his imprisoned teammates in Grant Morrison’s first storyline in JLA. Batman is a master detective. In comic books, being a detective usually gives someone the power to know the next movements of the person they are fighting, I don’t think real detectives can do this but whatever because comics. In the stories, Batman is regarded as one of the world’s greatest detectives, if not the world’s greatest crime solver. This in turn makes him crazy good at knowing someone’s next move before it happens because that’s just how comics work. Batman is an expert in interrogation techniques and often uses extreme methods to extract information from suspects, such as hanging a person over the edge of a building. His intimidating and frightening appearance alone is often all that is needed in getting information from suspects. Despite having the potential to harm his enemies, Batman’s most defining characteristic is his strong commitment to justice and his unwillingness to take life, regardless of the situation he has faced. This unyielding moral rectitude has earned him the respect of several heroes in the DC Universe, most notably that of Superman and Wonder Woman.

Captain America

Alter ego: Steve Rogers

Height: 6′ 2″

Weight: 240 lbs

Powers, Abilities, Weapons, and Equipment

Captain America has an enhanced physical condition and an enhanced mental faculties. Captain America has no superhuman powers, but through the Super-Soldier Serum and “Vita-Ray” treatment, he is transformed and his strength, endurance, agility, speed, reflexes, durability, and healing are at the zenith of natural human potential. Rogers’ body regularly replenishes the super-soldier serum; it does not wear off. The formula enhances all of his metabolic functions and prevents the build-up of fatigue poisons in his muscles, giving him endurance far in excess of an ordinary human being. This accounts for many of his extraordinary feats, including bench pressing 1200 pounds (545 kg) and running a mile (1.6 km) in 73 seconds (49 mph/78 kph). Furthermore, his enhancements are the reason why he was able to survive being frozen in suspended animation for decades. He is highly resistant to hypnosis or gases that could limit his focus. The secrets of creating a super-soldier were lost with the death of its creator, Dr. Abraham Erskine. In the ensuing decades there have been numerous attempts to recreate Erskine’s treatment, only to have them end in failure. Even worse, the attempts have instead often created psychopathic supervillains of which Captain America’s 1950s imitator and Nuke are the most notorious examples. Rogers’ reflexes and senses are extraordinarily keen. A common misconception is that the shield can “magically” return to Captain America. The “superhuman serum” that enhanced Captain America’s physical attributes also improved his mental faculties—such as cognition, perception, balance, aim, and reflexes—to near genius-level. This allows him to instantly calculate ballistic-physics and predict the probable trajectory of objects in motion. This makes him a perfect shot. He can dodge or deflect bullets with his shield without collateral ricochet to civilians, to calculate where or how the shield will bounce and when it will return to his location, or trip a running person to cause them to fall into a specific position. Although the super-soldier serum is an important part of his strength, Rogers has shown himself still sufficiently capable against stronger opponents, even when the serum has been deactivated reverting him to his pre-Captain America physique. Although he lacks superhuman strength of Thor, Captain America is one of the few mortal beings who has been deemed worthy enough to wield Thor’s hammer Mjolnir. Captain America is a master martial artist and hand-to-hand combatant. He has blended judo, western boxing, kickboxing, and gymnastics into his own unique fighting style and is a master of multiple martial arts. In canon, he is regarded by other skilled fighters as one of the best hand-to-hand combatants in the Marvel Universe, limited only by his human physique. Steve is a master tactician, strategist and field commander. Rogers’ battle experience and training is what made him an expert tactician and an excellent field commander, with his teammates frequently deferring to his orders in battle. Thor has stated that Rogers is one of the very few humans he will take orders from and follow “through the gates of Hades”. Rogers has vast U.S. military knowledge and is often shown to be familiar with ongoing, classified Defense Department operations. He is an expert in combat strategy, survival, acrobatics, military strategy, piloting, and demolitions. Despite his high profile as one of the world’s most popular and recognizable superheroes, Rogers has a broad understanding of the espionage community, largely through his ongoing relationship with S.H.I.E.L.D. He is a talented artist, and has worked on the Captain America comic book published in the Marvel universe. Other career fields include commercial arts, teaching high school history, and law enforcement. Rogers has a mastery of various weapons, is an expert marksman, and wields vibranium-steel alloy shield. Captain America’s shield is physically indestructible under normal conditions; while cosmic and godly opponents have broken the shield, the shield proves strong enough to absorb Hulk’s strength, and repel an attack from Thor’s mystical hammer Mjölnir without any visible damage. It is able to absorb all kinetic energy and transfers very little energy from each impact, meaning Captain America does not feel recoil or transferred impact forces from blocking attacks. These physical properties also means the shield can bounce off of most smooth surfaces, ricocheting multiple times with minimal loss in aerodynamic stability or velocity. Captain America has used multiple shields throughout his history, the most prevalent of which is a nigh-indestructible disc-shaped shield made from an experimental alloy of steel and the fictional vibranium. The shield was cast by American metallurgist Dr. Myron MacLain, who was contracted by the U.S. government, from orders of President Franklin D. Roosevelt, to create an impenetrable substance to use for tanks during World War II. This alloy was created by accident and never duplicated, although efforts to reverse-engineer it resulted in the discovery of adamantium. Captain America often uses his shield as an offensive throwing weapon. The first instance of Captain America’s trademark ricocheting shield-toss occurs in Stan Lee’s first comics writing, the two-page text story “Captain America Foils the Traitor’s Revenge” in Captain America Comics #3 (May 1941) The legacy of the shield among other comics characters includes the time-traveling mutant superhero Cable telling Captain America that his shield still exists in one of the possible futures; Cable carries it into battle and brandishes it as a symbol. When without his trademark shield, Captain America sometimes uses other shields made from less durable metals such as steel, or even a photonic energy shield designed to mimic a vibranium matrix. Rogers, having relinquished his regular shield to Barnes, carried a variant of the energy shield which can be used with either arm, and used to either block attacks or as an improvised offensive weapon able to cut through metal with relative ease. Much like his Vibranium shield, the energy shield can be thrown, including ricocheting off multiple surfaces and returning to his hand. Captain America’s uniform is made of a fire-retardant material, and he wears a lightweight, bulletproof duralumin scale armor beneath his uniform for added protection. Originally, Rogers’ mask was a separate piece of material, but an early engagement had it dislodged, thus almost exposing his identity. To prevent a recurrence of the situation, Rogers modified the mask with connecting material to his uniform, an added benefit of which was extending his armor to cover his previously exposed neck. As a member of the Avengers, Rogers has an Avengers priority card, which serves as a communications device.Captain America has used a custom specialized motorcycle, modified by the S.H.I.E.L.D. weapons laboratory, as well as a custom-built battle van, constructed by the Wakanda Design Group with the ability to change its color for disguise purposes (red, white and blue), and fitted to store and conceal the custom motorcycle in its rear section with a frame that allows Rogers to launch from the vehicle riding it.


Well this time it is Captain America with 1,917,495 points. Although Batman did not go down easy with a total of 1,537,508 points and still a 40.1% chance of winning. I know my dad was trying to get me to admit that that under good circumstances Captain America could beat Batman by giving me this fight because Captain America is his favorite and Batman is mine. However, I’m not shaken’ from the Idea that Batman is more badass because even if you take way everything but his knowledge and body Batman can still stand a chance. That is amazing to me and this is way Batman is still my favorite. So take that Dad! 

Send me a message about anything or feel free to ask anything. Please I need your guy’s help! Who should fight next?

#1703. The smash crew asked Kirby to use his copy abilities since they help the puff ball form coherent words using others' taunts. Needless to say, everyone crowded around him once they heard him imitate Captain Falcon. It ended in a cutesy smash photo album with everyone getting pictures of Kirby with the respective transformations. Everyone but Lucina was hooked, though she asked Kirby in secret.

anonymous asked:

Imagine Bucky waking Steve up by singing the Captain America song and imitating the girl's dance moves. Steve acts like he hates it but he love it and Bucky to death.


Steve jolts awake with a gasp to the sight of Bucky doing chorus line kicks and twirling a sparkler at the foot of their bed, wearing only a pair of star-spangled boxers, his hair still mussed from sleep. 

"What the hell, Bucky?” he whines. 

“WHO VOWS TO FIGHT FOR WHAT’S RIGHT LIKE A MAN NIGHT AND DAY?” Bucky hollers, grinning like a lunatic. Steve groans, still half asleep, and presses his face into the pillows, determined to ignore him. 

“WHO WILL CAMPAIGN DOOR TO DOOR FOR AMERICA” Natasha yells next line directly into his ear and he startles so badly he almost jumps off the bed. She’s wearing red panties and a blue and white bra, no where near as ostentatious as Bucky, but clear that she made an effort. Steve sits up, definitely awake now, torn between irritation, amusement, and excitement. If bucky and nat went to the trouble to coordinate their underwear, then they almost certainly have Plans. 

“CARRY THE FLAG SHORE TO SHORE FOR AMERICA” Bucky had snuck up on Steve’s other side while he was distracted by Nat’s outfit, and pecks him on the cheek. Steve’s laughing now, his irritation at being woken gone. 

“You two are ridiculous, you know that?" 

"THE STAR SPANGLED MAN WITH A PLAN” they shout together and pose dramatically, leaning over the bed arm in arm, their sparklers giving a last flash before burning out. 

“That was freakishly well timed, how many times did you have to practice? be honest,” steve grins. they toss their sparklers away.

“Happy 4th, Captain,” bucky says. they both fight to keep straight faces as they salute, then swoop down onto the bed, laughing. 

tmntfandom2012-moved  asked:

I have a mighty need for gifs of Donnie spazzing out and having a full geek explosion. And Leo putting his helmet on and him imitating captain ryan..just sayin! Lol. Love your gifs ;) ~Miki

OMIGOSH OMIGOSH OMIGOSH Thank you!!! Yes have all the gifs! 

For now any gifs I make of this clip will have Redworld’s watermark because she has the highest quality clip.