Has somebody written a fic where Chowder, Farmer, Nursey, and Dex do a stereotypical Florida spring break?
They go boogey boarding at the beach, go dancing at clubs and visit Margaritaville where they drink margaritas the size of their heads.
Farmer accidentally enters some beach volleyball tournament and wins while the guys cheer her on and celebrate with tequila shots. She wins a bottle of rum, so they immediately go out and buy several two liter bottles of Coke and drain it in one night because they can’t take it back on the plane.
They have sandcastle making competitions (Nursey and Dex vs Farmer and Chowder) which ends with Dex getting buried in the sand because the fucker has a level on his keychain and using that is cheating.
Chowder buys a cheap plastic snorkel and spends an entire afternoon snorkeling while Farmer takes photos of sea turtle nests. They all write their names in the sand and take silly pictures to send to the rest of their friends back home.
They do the Captain Morgan pose every. single. place. they. can. It becomes an entire album on Facebook.
Derek buys a bunch of bottles to fill with sand and seashells to make for his sister and his moms, running out into the ocean several times shrieking “COME BACK” when a particular shell he wanted gets swept up in the tide. Miraculously he only slipped once.
Dex nearly gets them thrown out of a restaurant for excessive complaining about the lobster. If you’re gonna spring for lobster, it better be damn good lobster and THIS WAS NOT DAMN GOOD LOBSTER.
They go nuts at the chintzy souvenir stands, buying matching dudebro shell necklaces to wear ironically, fridge magnets that are also bottle openers, and novelty shotglasses.
They come home and Dex is peeling and moaning in pain from sunburn, Nursey’s lost his sunglasses and somehow has seashells and sand in every pocket, Chowder’s broken the strap on his sandals and almost busted his braces on a giant airport Toblerone, and Caitlin’s ears have turned green from the shell earrings she bought and cracked her phone screen.
Eric/Jack - Check Pleaseevery long-lost dream (led me to where you are) (6800 words) by PorcupineGirl Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Check Please! (Webcomic) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Eric Bittle/Jack Zimmermann, background ransom/holster, past jack/kent - Relationship Characters: Eric Bittle, Jack Zimmermann, John Johnson, everyone is there a tiny bit Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Romantic Soulmates, sometimes they play hockey, Head Injury, Jack doesn’t like himself very much, runs parallel to year 1 canon, Hurt/Comfort, Mild Blood Summary:
But when he looks down, the world comes to a halt for the second time in five minutes.
Because his fingers are smeared not with bright red, but with dark bluish-purple.
Jack finds his soulmate in the middle of a hockey game, concussions make it hard to have life-changing conversations, and Johnson is the best way to end a fic.
Don’t Write Yourself Off Yet (6495 words) by PorcupineGirl Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Check Please! (Webcomic) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Eric Bittle/Jack Zimmermann, very brief eric bittle/others Characters: Eric Bittle, Jack Zimmermann Additional Tags: Demisexuality, Demisexual Character, demi bitty, Coming of Age, this fic starts when bitty is 12 and involves his thoughts about his sexuality as a young teen, with very brief non-graphic mentions of masturbation, and kids bragging about sex they probably did not have, No Underage Sex, but an exploration of, Adolescent Sexuality, Kid Fic, Canon Compliant Summary:
Eric is twelve when he asks his mama what a crush feels like.
He’s thirteen when he starts to think maybe it’s different for him.
He’s twenty before he decides that that’s okay.
hit me baby one more time (8114 words) by Springsteen Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Check Please! (Webcomic) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Eric Bittle/Jack Zimmermann Characters: Eric Bittle, Jack Zimmermann, Larissa “Lardo” Duan, Shitty Knight, Chris “Chowder” Chow Additional Tags: Fluff, Alternate Universe - Bakery Summary:
The facts were these: Eric Bittle owned a pie shop, Jack Zimmermann played professional hockey, and an early morning encounter had slightly painful and entirely unforeseen consequences. (This is not a pushing daisies au, but there is an adorable tiny blonde character, a tall awkward dark-haired character, and a bakery.)
To Even Fall (5636 words) by perihelionic Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Check Please! (Webcomic) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Eric Bittle/Jack Zimmermann, Shitty Knight & Jack Zimmermann Characters: Eric Bittle, Jack Zimmermann, Shitty Knight, Chris “Chowder” Chow, Derek “Nursey” Nurse, William “Dex” Poindexter, Coach Hall, Coach Murray Summary:
Sometimes Bitty sleeps in Jack’s bed. It’s not a thing, until it is.
Odd Man Rush (5606 words) by Lexie Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Check Please! (Webcomic) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Eric Bittle/Jack Zimmermann Characters: Eric Bittle, Chris “Chowder” Chow, Jack Zimmermann, Shitty Knight, Larissa “Lardo” Duan, William “Dex” Poindexter, Derek “Nursey” Nurse Additional Tags: Unrequited crush (OR IS IT??) Summary:
“Chowder, my son: we’re gonna get you hammered, you fuckin’ beaut.”
“I don’t know if that’s the best idea,” Bitty says dubiously, looking at the back of Chowder’s dejected head.
“Bits, it’s Haus tradition!” Shitty exclaims, warming to his subject. He’s probably about five seconds from striking a Captain Morgan pose with his foot on a chair. “It’s got to be done!”
“Okay,” Chowder says, unexpectedly. He bolts upright. There is a gigantic red mark on his forehead from the table. “Yeah, okay! Let’s get hammered!!”
Ransom/Holster - Check PleaseProper Date Manners (6971 words) by sunshineinthestorm Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Check Please! (Webcomic) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Adam “Holster” Birkholtz/Justin “Ransom” Oluransi Characters: Adam “Holster” Birkholtz, Justin “Ransom” Oluransi, Original Female Character(s) Additional Tags: the OFCs are dating each other, because female/female relationships are the only thing omgcp lacks, Fluff, Mutual Pining, Adam doesn’t realize it’s mutual pining until the end though, Because that’s how these things work, Fake/Pretend Relationship, plus sushi and ice cream and jane austen, honestly what more could you want Summary:
It wasn’t the way Holster had envisioned finally getting a date with his d-man partner.
(Not that he’d ever envisioned getting a date with his d-man partner, because what they had was fucking good enough already, and it wasn’t like romantic relationships were any better or worse than platonic ones, or any more important, and he was happy with Ransom as his best friend, he really was, and he didn’t need anything else.)
It wasn’t the way Holster had envisioned finally getting a date with his d-man partner, but it was fun anyway.
While trying to be a good bro and help his best friend get over his recent breakup with March, Holster accidentally sets them up on a double date with two girls who are already dating… each other.
When Ransom meets Adam Birkholtz for the first time he’s wearing a t-shirt that’s half a size too small for him, jeans that are worn out in the ratty way, and Birkenstocks that look about a thousand years old. His glasses are crooked on his nose and he introduces himself with a loud, booming laugh even though Ransom hasn’t said anything particularly funny. Ransom thinks it’s the kind of laugh that moves mountains, full and round and beautiful.
“Everyone calls me Holster,” Adam says, squeezing Ransom’s hand before he lets it go.
“Cool,” Ransom’s smile back is a reflex, the easiest, most natural response to Holster’s toothy grin. “I’m Ransom.”
“Sick nickname,” Holster tosses an arm around Ransom’s shoulder’s without warning. He is very large and very warm, and his breath smells like cinnamon. “You know what, Ransom? I think we’re gonna be tight.”
Ransom laughs, it rises up in him fast and urgent, like excess happiness spilling from his lips, “sure, bro. Whatever you say.”
someone as good for me as you (7056 words) by ninjee Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Check Please! (Webcomic) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Adam “Holster” Birkholtz/Justin “Ransom” Oluransi Characters: Justin “Ransom” Oluransi, Adam “Holster” Birkholtz Additional Tags: Future Fic, ransom deals with his anxiety a lot in this but he’s Trying, Ransom is a coral reef Summary:
“So tell me,” Justin’s mother says, all business, “is your boy going to propose?”
“What, Jack?” Justin says, and doesn’t really think much of it, because his mother eats up the details of Jack and Bitty and JackandBitty like Holster eats up rom-coms.
His mother sighs, and he can practically hear her rolling her eyes. “No, baby, I meant Adam.”
Enjolras/Grantaire - Les Miserablesthis is fact not fiction (28842 words) by Rianne Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Enjolras/Grantaire, Combeferre/Courfeyrac, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Joly/Bossuet Laigle/Musichetta, Cosette Fauchelevent/Marius Pontmercy, Bahorel/Feuilly Characters: Enjolras (Les Misérables), Grantaire (Les Misérables), Courfeyrac (Les Misérables), Combeferre (Les Misérables), Éponine Thénardier, Joly (Les Misérables), Bossuet Laigle, Musichetta (Les Misérables), Cosette Fauchelevent, Marius Pontmercy, Feuilly (Les Misérables), Jean “Jehan” Prouvaire Additional Tags: Asexuality, Asexual Character, Trans Male Character, Trans Character, Non-Binary Jean Prouvaire, Depression, Anxiety, Disability, Disabled Character, Diabetes, LGBTQ Character of Color, Bets & Wagers, Christmas, Christmas Fluff, Christmas Presents, Developing Relationship, Pining, Mutual Pining, Fluff, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Gender Dysphoria, Friends to Lovers Summary:
“How about this,” Grantaire told Combeferre. “You have to give Courfeyrac a gift for every day of the Twelve Days of Christmas. December twenty-fifth till January fifth. And when he figures out that it’s you, which he inevitably will, you lose the bet and you have to ask him out.”
Combeferre bit his lip, eyes narrowed as he thought the proposal through. “On one condition,” he said after a moment.
“You do the same.” Combeferre and Grantaire enter a bet. Even though it lasts only twelve days, the consequences are far greater than they could ever have expected.