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PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN –> Fathers and Children

You knew my father. I knew him. Good man. Good pirate.

I find it hilarious that despite being Captain Innuendo, Killian Jones is on screen the most chaste out of all the adult characters. Case in point:

  • He’s never kissed anyone onscreen except for Emma. He kissed Milah’s hand, but that’s about it.
  • He’s never gotten laid on screen. There was the couch scene that went nowhere, and his crew hired him a prostitute…who he immediately paid off and didn’t screw. 
  • He’s flirted heavily with other characters, but outside of Milah, has been 100% about Emma Swan. 

Compared to other characters:

  • Regina - has had implied sex scenes with Graham and Robin. Got hot and heavy with Rumple as the Evil Queen.
  • Rumplestiltskin - He’s made out with Regina, Belle, Zelena, and very implied sexiness with Cora. Also, we have post-coital scenes with Belle, and he had a baby with Milah. Homeboy gets around. 
  • Belle - As mentioned, we know 100% for a fact that she’s had sex with Rumple. And she let Rumple-as-Hook kind of touch her boob in that weird pirate thing. 
  • Snow - Snow has kissed Hercules, and gotten steamy with Charming on multiple occasions. 
  • Charming - Has clearly had sex with Snow, is really into it.
  • Emma - Has kissed Graham and Neal. Engaged to a Flying Monkey. 

Basically, Killian Jones is a whole lotta talk. 

Now that Will and Grace is coming back (28th of September this year) I feel like it’s the perfect time to share something I learned a while ago. John Barrowman, probably best known from Doctor Who, Torchwood and Arrow,  Barrowman was also considered for the role of Will in Will & Grace, but the producers reportedly felt he was “too straight” and the role eventually went to Eric McCormack instead. Like have you seen John Barrowman??! 

THIS DUDE

THIS ONE

ARE YOU SURE YOU HAD THE REAL JOHN

HIM

Here’s the link to his wiki if you don’t believe me: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Barrowman

PS: I’m really happy that Will & Grace is coming back, I have a lot of fond memories of watching it wiht my older sister.

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I love him and his dorky fighting stance so so much.

I imagine this is how he was looking at you when you went over to his house for tea and snacks. Flowers and all.

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Your Daily Killian Pick-Me-Up ⚓ [Day 365]

Bonus:

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I’ve now made a year’s worth of gifsets for this series and I just wanted to thank everybody who has shown their love and support for the Daily Pick-Me-Ups. This series wouldn’t have kept going without all of you. The messages and the tags showing love for the gifsets I make here , as well as the continuous reblogs and likes, are genuinely what keeps me doing this on a regular basis. Seeing that these Pick-Me-Ups are actually bringing a little spark of joy (or feels) to someone makes the whole thing worth it. I look forward to continuing making these for you all for as long as I can. Hope you enjoyed the first ‘year’ and enjoy the next just as much!

Soulmate AU where you can only see in black and white until you touch your soulmate.

Part 1 – Part 2 – Part 3 – Part 4 – Part 5 – Part 6

Part 5B (KillerWave version)
Part 5C (KillerStorm version)

It was like any other run as the Flash–run, catch the bad guys, save the day–that is until Barry caught up to Leonard Snart. As soon as he grabbed the man, he felt it, even through the glove of the suit. A jolt of energy starting at his finger tips, trailing up his arm, and going straight to his brain, his heart, everywhere. Then, the world exploded in color. There were more shades than Barry could have imagined, and he couldn’t even guess their names. It was enough to make his stumble, lose his footing, forget where he was for a moment. His soulmate. He’d met his soulmate. His soulmate was…

…a criminal.

…a thief.

His soulmate was…leaving.

He’d been distracted too long. Long enough for the criminals to get on their bikes and ride off. Long enough for them to get away.

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Whomever you’re waiting for … they’re never coming back. But there’s someone who still could.

Made these a while back for a Star Wars / Peter Pan AU I’ll probably never write~

// Captain Flint
Recently finished Black Sails and WOW, it was excellent. If you haven’t seen it yet, I highly recommend it. I don’t even know who to paint next, there are that many amazing characters. A huge thank you to @wecanseethemadness, for convincing me to watch it!

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Caesura: Act I (Complete)

Caesura /sɪˈzjʊərə/ n. In poetry, a rhythmic pause in a poetic line or a sentence where the reader stops to breathe.

England, 1915, the world is having a war to end all wars. But, in the midst of the nightmare that seems to encompass their every hour, two people find one another and learn to how to breathe again.

(WW1 War Artist AU)

Rated T+ | words: ~64k |

If you want to catch up: Prologue | Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7Chapter 8 | Chapter 9ffnet | ao3

Act II coming soon!

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First pic from the pirates wikia (which if I remember correctly is also taken exactly from the movie) BUT Second pic from the Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales novelization

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

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I didn’t get it.