Imagine being a police officer, and coming home one night to see someone trying to climb through your window. If it wasn’t happening to you, it’d honestly be funny - some guy only fit halfway through the window, and got stuck wiggling his butt in the air. You pull out your taser and order him to get down. As soon as he yells, “I’m stuck, babe!” you recognize that booty. It’s your goofy boyfriend, Chris. He was trying to surprise you with a romantic evening of candles and roses, but forgot his key at home.
Ok but ................... RIDING CHRIS EVANS MUSCULAR ASS THIGH
ok but….this would happen a lot with Chris. Like before he met you he wouldn’t really know what thigh riding was but the first time you straddled his thigh he wouldn’t be able to get enough. he’d honestly want you to ride his thigh all the time,he’d pull you onto his lap all the time and swing your legs around his thigh and he’d just sit back and watch you go to work, he’d be such a tease as well,like as you were rocking your hips back and forward he’d rub your nipples with his thumbs and tense his thigh under you. he’d love to see you come undone and honestly he’d be so cocky that he could get you off with just his thigh and minimal effort