captain blunt as hell

tag yourself: astrology edition

Sun:
-loud and outgoing
-center of attention
-appears very self-assured
-popular af
-life of the party
-needs constant validation

Moon: 
-sensitive with capital S
-mom friend™️
-stay-at-home > parties
-kids!!!! pets!!!
-complains 2 much
-#1 cheerleader

Mercury:
-never stops talking
-knows tea about everyone
-cancels plans all the time
-always invited places
-knows everyone
-naturally good at school

Venus:
-aesthetic af
-just as pretty irl as online
-so sweet but kinda shallow
-everyone wants to be (with) them
-always has a bf/gf
-charming

Mars:
-athletic captain
-doesn’t take shit
-ambitious as all hell
-2 blunt sometimes
-can be oblivious
-has never asked for help, ever

Jupiter
-so!! many!! friends!!
-teachers/adults love them
-the best stories/memes
-always travelling
-larger than life
-charming to the point of manipulative

Saturn
-tough love™️ friend
-very responsible
-tries really hard
-doesn’t get enough credit
-has the best glo up
-can always count on them

Uranus
-always changing their looks
-new version of them all the time
-unconventional life path
-easygoing
-diverse group of friends
-not most reliable

Neptune
-does drugs….a lot
-writes poetry about their exes
-just wants to be loved
-makes others think they’re super innocent
-daydreams all the time
-avoids responsibility

Pluto
-often forgotten about
-small but angry
-very powerful and turbulent
-can’t control themselves
-intimidating
-intuitive/psychic powers

tag yourself: astrology edition

Sun:
-loud and outgoing
-center of attention
-appears very self-assured
-popular af
-life of the party
-needs constant validation

Moon:
-sensitive with capital S
-mom friend™️
-stay-at-home > parties
-kids!!!! pets!!!
-complains 2 much
-#1 cheerleader

Mercury:
-never stops talking
-knows tea about everyone
-cancels plans all the time
-always invited places
-knows everyone
-naturally good at school

Venus:
-aesthetic af
-just as pretty irl as online
-so sweet but kinda shallow
-everyone wants to be (with) them
-always has a bf/gf
-charming

Mars:
-athletic captain
-doesn’t take shit
-ambitious as all hell
-2 blunt sometimes
-can be oblivious
-has never asked for help, ever

Jupiter
-so!! many!! friends!!
-teachers/adults love them
-the best stories/memes
-always travelling
-larger than life
-charming to the point of manipulative

Saturn
-tough love™️ friend
-very responsible
-tries really hard
-doesn’t get enough credit
-has the best glo up
-can always count on them

Uranus
-always changing their looks
-new version of them all the time
-unconventional life path
-easygoing
-diverse group of friends
-not most reliable

Neptune
-does drugs….a lot
-writes poetry about their exes
-just wants to be loved
-makes others think they’re super innocent
-daydreams all the time
-avoids responsibility

Pluto
-often forgotten about
-small but angry
-very powerful and turbulent
-can’t control themselves
-intimidating
-intuitive/psychic powers