captain 'merica

Originally posted by lilibabayeva

Originally posted by scottlanq

Imagine Tony and Steve fighting over you.

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“I saw Y/N first.”
"How old are you Stark, 5?”
"How old are you Captain, 105? I don’t think Y/N wants to date her great grandpa.”
"Oh, well why don’t you try to fight this grandpa without your iron suit and see who wins?”
"What are they fighting about now?” You ask while walking towards the lab with Natasha. You could see Tony and Steve fighting through the glass window surrounding the lab. When you walked into the lab both men were yelling at eachother with their fists raised.
"What the hell is going on?” You ask as you walk into the lab. Both of the men stopped yelling and looked at you. They lowered their fists and faced you.
"Why don’t we let the lady decide?” Tony said to Steve with a cocky grin on his face.
"Alright,” Steve said.
"Y/N, who do you want? Me or Grandpa?”
"Excuse me?” You asked confusedly.
"Who would you prefer to date, ma’am, me or Tony?” Steve said bashfully.
Before you could respond Bruce entered the room and gave you a kiss on the cheek while wrapping his arm around you. “Hey babe. Hey guys.” He said while looking at Tony and Steve who were now giving Bruce a death glare. You tried to hold back your laughter as you gave Bruce a quick kiss on the cheek and mumbled a simple ‘hi’. You could hear Natasha behind you laughing her ass off.

2

“They’re getting closer, Steve, what do we do?” You asked, your voice frantic while you were trying to keep your composure. You and Steve stood in the middle of the dance floor of a club, hydra agents on all sides and closing in.

“I’m going to try something I read in a book.”

“Steve this isn’t the ti-”, before you could finish your sentence Steve had pressed his lips to yours and lifted you up, causing you to wrap your legs around his waist. He had caught you off guard but you immediately kissed back, loving the feeling of his soft lips on your own. You didn’t realize that Steve had carried you out of the club and to your car until he had set you down and pulled away from the kiss.

You looked at him wide-eyed, trying to catch your breath, “you learned that from a book?”

IT’S 4TH OF JULY. YA’LL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVE


I GET SO EXCITED FOR 4TH OF JULY I CAN PRACTICALLY SHOVE A FIREWORK UP MY ASSHOLE

ofimaginesandmarvelling  asked:

And if you guys were to switch powers with another person, who would that be?

I’m a big fan of how Bruce turns into a big, green rage monster. Lots of power.

-Tony

Clint is so talented, how does he do it? I’d love to be able to do that.

-Steve

Well, bud, I want your abs. Captain AB-merica, jesus…

-Clint

Natasha is very limber and sneaky and super talented, she doesn’t even need powers.

-Bruce

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