captain 'merica

Unruhestifter (Chris Evans imagine)

Not my GIF I got it from @fallontonight

Just a quick little imagine to keep my main squeeze happy because I know she thinks Evans is absolutely adorable. @bitch-m-fabulous

“Do the thing.” You poke Chris’s chest.

“No.” He playfully slaps your hands away.

“Just do the thing.”

“You moved last time.” He protests.

“I need to know what the thing is.” Rob cut in.

“You know what it is.” Seb smirks.

“Do it. Do it.” You begin a chant that the others join in.

“Fine!” Chris shouts making the room fall silent. You turn to him standing as tall as you can without locking your knees. Then you look him in the eye as you lean your head down. Chris takes a few steps back and then without touching you jumps clear over your head.

“Ooooooo,” The room cheers.

“I didn’t flinch!” You congratulate yourself. Chris surprised you didn’t flinch as well turns back and lifts you in a hug. You two run around the room like this accepting high fives.

“Now what we really want to see it Y/N jump Chris.” Rob suggests. Your head whips around to look at Chris.

“Chris?” You say as sweetly as possible. He cringes already knowing what you are going to say.

“Y/N?”

“Let me try.”

“No.” The room explodes in laughter again as Chris begins telling you why that is a bad idea and you resume your child like pestering.

MCU Characters as Named By My 24 y/o Brother

Originally posted by naih-reedus

-Steve Rogers (Captain America):  ‘Merica

Originally posted by littlemisssyreid


-Thor:  Too-sexy-for-my-shirt / Mom’s favorite

Originally posted by iwantcupcakes


- Tony Stark (Iron Man):  ROBERT

Originally posted by littlemisssyreid


-Bruce Banner (Hulk):  Your favorite

Originally posted by themarvelnerd


-Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow):  Badass Female Relief

Originally posted by hawkeyedenjy


-Clint Barton (Hawkeye):  Hawk-man (-guy/-dude)

Originally posted by omegalevel


-Nick Fury:  Samuel L.-MOTHERFUCKIN-Jackson

Originally posted by thunderbirdthor


-Phil Coulson:  Mr. Steal-Yo-Girl

Originally posted by sxy-seabass


-Bucky Barnes (Winter Soldier):  Emo Edward Elric

Originally posted by dailyteamcap


-Sam Wilson (Falcon):  Literal Birdman

Originally posted by katarinadreams92


-James “Rhodey” Rhodes (War Machine):  Canon Black Guy

Originally posted by marveling-over-imagines


-Peter Parker (Spider-Man):  Spider-man the 3rd Esquire

Originally posted by patheticmortal-wtchemicaldefects


-Scott Lang (Ant-Man):  Bugzzzzz Life (5 z’s Ashley, it has to have 5 z’s)

Originally posted by miscellame

-T’Challa (Black Panther):  King Cat

Originally posted by littlemisssyreid


-Loki:  The Least Favorite Child

Originally posted by imagine-that-marvel


-Wanda Maximoff (Scarlett Witch):  Raven from Teen Titans

Originally posted by registeredalien


-Pietro Maximoff (Quick Silver):  I LIKE TO GO FAST

Originally posted by marvelheroes


-Peter Quill (StarLord):  StarLord MOTHERFUCKERS

Originally posted by paulruddx


-Gamora:  The Love Of My Life

Originally posted by superherofeed


-Yandu:  Space Merle

Originally posted by dailyavengers


-Drax:  I got nothin’…

Originally posted by dailyavengers


-Rocket:  The Raccoon Thats Not A Raccoon

Originally posted by adamwarlock


-Groot:  Giving-Tree

Crazy

Bucky Barnes X Reader

A/N: The song is Patsy Cline’s ‘Crazy’. I sang this at a karaoke bar, recently, and it’s been stuck in my head… so I figured this would be the song I would use for this fic… Hope you like it! ALSO I do the same thing as her… I totally stress bake LOL

Y/N = Your name. Y/M/N = Your middle name.

Not really a song-fic, just includes the song for the plot… unless that still counts… I DON’T KNOW!!

Warnings: She swears, a lot…? Fighting, blood, etc.

Word count: 3,340ish… oops.

 Masterlist

Originally posted by nothingbutcuddles

Finally, some peace and quiet, I thought to myself, sitting in the empty Cryo lab that held the frozen Winter Soldier.

Things had been hectic in the last couple years. My sister, Sharon, had recruited me to sit in Wakanda with her “we don’t talk about what we are, but we are” boyfriend, Captain-fucking-America, and I was less than pleased. Before all of this, I was a 23 year old who was just starting training to become a SHIELD agent. Then, things went to shit. S.H.I.E.L.D disbanded, and I was forced to lay low, because I was another Carter associated with them. My sister had joined the CIA as a cover, and I was stuck trying to figure out what else I wanted to do with my life.

I had just started classes at a community college when the Sokovian Accords caused a Civil War. Sharon had made me go into hiding, because she was worried that I was going to get hurt. As if I didn’t know how to defend myself. Then she had to go and get herself fucking involved. She had decided it would be a great idea to help Steve, who was a fucking fugitive at the time. When that shit was over, she sent me to Wakanda to be protected with King T’Challa.

So, here I was, two years later. Sitting in the lab, again, doing online college work under an alias, with my headphones in, trying not to let the frozen soldier freak me out.

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I had so much fun writing this one. Like seriously. Oh my gods. I was worried at first that I would find it difficult to get the right amount of teasing in this story but after re-reading and a little editing, I think it turned out alright. Thank you so much to mattandbenedict for this wonderful, wonderful request. Also, azul23blue, I believe you were looking forward to this one too.

Request: Can you do a oneshot where Nat and the other avengers tease you about your crush on Steve,but he doesn’t get that the obvious comments are about him. Somehow(maybe they tell him,idk) he finds out and can’t believe it and you two kiss. Lots of fluff❤

“Captain Caffeine”

Warning: Swearing

“Well, well, well,” Tony smirked as you walked into the room, “Isn’t someone looking a little patriotic today?”

Without realising it, you had indeed co-ordinated your outfit with the red, white and blue of both the American flag… and Steve’s shield. A pair of navy blue jeans, a white shirt and a red leather jacket were the main components to your apparel for the day. You also were wearing a necklace that had a star as the pendant – it had been a gift from Steve last Christmas so you never took it off – but again, it was all coincidental.

Shooting daggers at Tony, you took a sip from the hot mug of coffee in your hands. You weren’t officially an Avenger (Fury hadn’t said the magic words including “Avengers” and “Initiative”) but everybody acted like you were. You’d saved Natasha’s life in the streets of New York without realising who it was. She had been deep in a conversation over her earpiece with Tony. It didn’t really matter what he was talking about – just the fact that it was Tony speaking meant that somebody was going to get offended and this time it was Natasha. Whilst heavily involved in her conversation, the red-headed agent hadn’t noticed the speed at which a drunk driver was barrelling around the corner.

Thanks to you hurling yourself at her, she wasn’t hit – although she did get a bruised hip and a stonking headache. In return, she offered you dinner and the pair of you hit it off. After that point, you’d been invited back to the Avengers Tower multiple times and you’d met the others. Though you hated to admit it – so you never did – the first time you saw Steve, you thought he was perhaps one of the most beautiful men you had ever met. His smile, his goofy laugh, and the way he ran his hands through his hair were adorable. When combined with his brave, chivalrous personality and his heart of gold, you could see why every woman you knew fawned over Captain America.

And that was the problem.

Every woman you knew fawned over Captain America. There were literally fan clubs across the US that had gathered solely with the intention of appreciating his chiselled abs or his cute butt (you could’ve sworn you saw something on the internet regarding a fan club called “Captain Ass-merica Appreciation Society”). Either way, you refused to let yourself become one of those people and so denied the feelings that were stirring within you.

However, what you couldn’t help was everybody else noticing how you wouldn’t shut up about him, how you complimented him regularly when he wore blue because it matched his eyes, how you smiled every time someone mentioned his name – it was pathetic how easily your body betrayed you. Pretty quickly, every single one of the Avengers had cottoned on to how you felt about him. Except two people – Steve and yourself.

“Speaking of which, where is the star-spangled stud today?” Tony said, taking a sip of his own drink. You had walked into the kitchen where everybody except for Steve had ‘assembled’. A pot of coffee had recently been made and most had a cup of it. Bruce was the only one without:
“Caffeine and I don’t really… mix well.” He’d said the first time you’d made the mistake of offering him some.

“Apparently, he’s having a lazy day. I wouldn’t expect him to move from his room for some time.” Natasha said nonchalantly. If you didn’t think so highly of the assassin, you’d be a little disconcerted about how she seemed to know everything about everyone at any one time.
“So that gives us the day to talk about him behind his-”

“Talk about who?” A cheerful voice said. 

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anonymous asked:

One Sentance Prompt: "Wait when you say Steve has a crush on Sam, are you talking about Steve the human or Steve the ostrich?"

(Yeah idk man I tried to write SteveSam and it just…didn’t work for me. Sorry :/ Hopefully the fact that you’re following this blog means you’re chill with me turning this SteveTony <3 Also, I’m freakin terrible at doing these in five sentences, clearly)

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Fancy a Roll in the Hay? (Pt 17)

Here it is! Aaaaand as per it ends in a cliffhanger. I am both sorry and not sorry at the same time. I love a good cliffhanger :D Enjoy! xox

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
Part 11
Part 12
Part 13
Part 14
Part 15
Part 16
Part 17
Part 18
Part 19
Part 20
Alternate Ending

1 week later

“You need to come out of your room at some point.” Steve says with a sigh, perched on the end of you bed.

“No I don’t.” You say resolutely, not looking up from your book.

“Oh come on. This is getting ridiculous now. What even happened with you and Bucky?!” Steve cried desperately, looking annoyed.

“You want to know?” You say, slamming your book shut and throwing it down on the bed. “He proposed Steve. What the fuck was I supposed to do. He asked me to run away with him and marry him so we could live a proper life.”

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anonymous asked:

who would the companions favourite avenger/marvel character be?

Okay, so lets say that Sole and the companion was out and they found a comic book store that was just full with undamaged Marvel comics :)

Cait: Black Widow all the way. 

Curie: Bruce Banner

Danse: Iron Man (Danse loves the Power Armour- Sole has to remind him its not Power Armour)

Deacon: Ant Man (Wants to be a ant)

Hancock: Deadpool/Wade Wilson (He looks like him <3)

MacCready: Captain ‘Merica (MacCready is a man child, and man children like the Cap)

Nick: Nick Fury (Feels like Nick most of the time)

Piper: Spiderman 

Preston: Professor X 

X6-88: Hawkeye/Clint Barton (He’s a bad ass motherfucker)

Maxson: Bucky Barnes (He’s an asshole- I like that)

Desdemona: Thor (more like phwoar) 

and-back-to-normal-life  asked:

Captain America, Agent Peggy Carter, Wonder Woman, Arwen, Galadriel, Bucky Barnes

I DONT EVEN WATCH DC/MARVEL WHY DO YOU TORMENT ME WITH THESE PEOPLE

  • Push off a cliff - Bucky b/c from what i’ve been hearing he’s a jerk???
  • Kiss - Galadriel (on the hand again b/c royalty and all that jazz)
  • Marry - I… I guess Miss Carter? Have no idea what I’m getting into but???
  • Set on Fire - Wonder Woman if only because we made an agreement since she wanted to see what it felt like. I mean she’s strong as Superman right? i don’t think some tingly flames will hurt her tbh.
  • Wrap a Blanket around - Arwen because she be stressin’ over her Idiot Dúnadanian Ranger boyfriend 24/7 and she needs to relax
  • Be Roommates with - Captain America because ‘Merica

ofimaginesandmarvelling  asked:

And if you guys were to switch powers with another person, who would that be?

I’m a big fan of how Bruce turns into a big, green rage monster. Lots of power.

-Tony

Clint is so talented, how does he do it? I’d love to be able to do that.

-Steve

Well, bud, I want your abs. Captain AB-merica, jesus…

-Clint

Natasha is very limber and sneaky and super talented, she doesn’t even need powers.

-Bruce