If you need unsettlingly cute anthropomorphic banana peel friends in your life (and who doesn’t?) but are nowhere near any capsule toy machines, it looks like there are at least a couple sets currently available for purchase via eBay.
Such an awesomely powerful combination of weird and cute may cause a disturbance in the Force. They’re certainly making it difficult for us to think about pretty much anything else. Although we are also suddenly craving sushi for lunch…
YOOOOOO thank you to hikarushirouzaigakatescreationspoesieplease for responding to this post about capsule toy machines that spit out MINIATURE CAPSULE TOY MACHINES WITH THEIR OWN TINY CAPSULES MY GOD IT’S MINIATURECEPTION. Thanks, I now know that those machines are called gashapon and that there are whole stores overseas filled with nothing but gashapon machines and it’s unlocked a whole new world of eBay for me…shit.
Check out this too-hot-for-tv video of somebody using a tiny gashapon machine. I’ll call it gasha-porn.
This new Anicolla series features six different, but equally darling dogs who’ve found themselves wearing six different sorts of bread. There’s the Anpug (a pug inside a sweet bean bun), the Pomcutlet Sandwich (a pomeranian who’s taken the place of a katsu pork cutlet), a toy poodle pancake, corgi hot dog, shih tzu sandwich and, last but not least, the Chihuassant (an amazing Chihuahua-croissant hybrid). Despite being less than two inches long, each figure is impressively detailed and, yes, ridiculously cute.
Don’t worry if you haven’t got any capsule toy machines nearby. Right now you can find these little cuties on Ebay.