capping this

  • T'Challa: How is everyone?
  • Wanda: Love isn't real.
  • Steve: What is the purpose of life?
  • Sam: Reality itself is a figment of our imaginations.
  • Scott: But what do our imaginations even run on?
  • Clint: What is real? How can we even tell?
  • Bucky: Bye.
  • T'Challa: ...bye.
  • walmart management: UHG, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME I OVERWORKED YOU INTO OVERTIME. YOU'RE GETTING PENALIZED FOR THIS
  • me: but i did tell you
  • walmart management: CLEARLY NOT FIRMLY ENOUGH. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
  • me: but ... this is literally all you. you did this.