Percy: *showing off with sword fighting skills* Annabeth: nice try Percy, but can you do this? Annabeth: *puts on cap and disappears* Percy: nice try Ann, but can you do THIS? Percy: *disappears for 8 months*
Dandelion the Chikorita (3) #108
[HG/SS Starter Phase 1]
Started January 14, 2017 after 5,820 SRs
I mean i can’t say I’m not surprised, but at the same time I only wonder how? If anything else I am extremely pleased. Unintentional or not, i have finished a complete starter line. With HG/SS though, you have more a chance of that happening where you want it or not.
For now though it seems The HG/SS era has taken up most of my videos, I’m going to put the next starter Phase on hold and give a little love to the more older gens.
..or by the next time you see me with a full Jhoto starter line, i will have a garden of Chikoritas. Sounds…interesting.
With that I wish you all the best of luck with your hunts!
do u think he only married her because they had jolyne? that makes me kinda sad if they weren't actually in love but it would make sense that he divorces her, and wasn't really ready for the responsibility of being a dad bc hes... bad at that.
tbh……i mean that’s what i’ve been thinking for a while now?? none of the “marry have a kid” thing really seems to be in his ballpark……i would LOVE an ova about how him and mrs.kujo met or like….just something explaining his past with her and how this all happened because we know absolutely NOTHING about jolyne’s mom she literally only appeared in 2-3 panels, spoke once, and doesn’t even have a name lmao??? like at least with joseph and jonathan we get to see them meeting their future wives but with jotaro we have nothing….which is kinda disappointing because just finding a girl ect. ect. isn’t a given for him as a character lmao……ANYWAYS i know there was really no place to put it in stone ocean or any previous parts but i hope it gets explained sometime, and i would’ve appreciated a panel or two about it in stone ocean
You know they’re great, so vibrant but can also be classic. Like they’re all so different but have like a common agenda. They’re also so beautiful, but they can also be so cute. AND THE STYLE, so fkin’ stylish. And wow, they’re so protective, I love how protective they are, they could possibly save live you know. Also can be shady. Caps are great, I love them. They fit so nicely in a draw, like you don’t need too much space. Plus it’s like one size fits all 93% of the time???? plz show love for caps
IronFalcon+ 17 “why are you staring at me” + because of some weird chain of events, like dunno maybe Tony is laying low, shaved his goatee, and is wearing cheap clothes, Sam doesn't realize he's been flirting and getting to know iron man
Sam hadn’t expected to be hit on while he waited for Steve, but apparently that was happening.
The man had that kind of blond hair that screamed it was unnatural and it didn’t actually fit him at all, since he seemed to Mediterannian to be naturally blond.
But still, Sam found himself appreciating the man, he had a very nice body, warm expressive eyes, and it certainly didn’t hurt that he was smiling at Sam.
“What got you waiting in a dump like this?” the man asked and Sam raised an eyebrow.
“What makes you think I’m waiting?”
“This is your third drink and I don’t imagine you come here for the company,” the man said with a glance at the bikers that were playing pool at the other end of the bar.
Sam turned his concentration back to the man and narrowed his eyes. “And how long have you been watching me?” he asked, subtlety aiming himself a bit away from him.
With Steve still searching for Bucky and Hydra agents scattered all over the planet no one knew what one guy in a bar could do and Sam didn’t intend on dying today.
“Someone’s tense,” the man chuckled and extended his hand. “Tony. I’ve been sitting over there,” he pointed to a booth in the corner, “for almost an hour now, but you hadn’t noticed me. Otherwise I have to assume you just didn’t want to keep me company and I don’t think that’s the case.”
Tony let his gaze run up and down Sam’s body and Sam had to hide a smile.
“Sam. And I don’t think you’ve made your intentions all that clear,” he teased back and Tony made a dismissive noise.
“Guess I should have ordered you that drink after all.”
Sam quickly finished his current drink off and then smiled at Tony. “Guess I could use another one.”
Tony laughed at that and ordered another beer for Sam and a whiskey for himself.
They sat in comfortable silence for a few moments before Tony asked “So, Sam, are you waiting for your boyfriend?”
“Don’t have one that could show up here,” Sam told him and he didn’t imagine the hopeful glance Tony shot him.
“That’s good to hear. So I didn’t waste my money on that beer for nothing.”
“My company’s not good enough for you suddenly?”
“I would like your company a lot better in my tower,” Tony said and suddenly everything clicked into place. Sam couldn’t stop staring at Tony and Tony quickly began to shuffle on his chair.
“Why are you staring at me?”
he asked when Sam didn’t stop and Sam had to swallow a few times.
“You’re Tony Stark,” he eventually managed and Tony nodded once.
“Yes? I thought that was clear? With Steve asking us to meet him here and all?”
“But you don’t look like Tony Stark,” Sam went on and then the words caught up to him. “Wait, what? Steve asked you to come here?”
“Yes? I thought he asked you, too? He told me to look out for you.”
“He did, but he didn’t tell me we would meet you as well. Sorry! God, I’m so sorry. I didn’t recognize you with the hair and without the goatee.”
“That was the goal actually,” Tony said and ran a hand over his chin. “It still feels all wrong.”
“I can imagine,” Sam told him and scratched his own beard.
“So, know that you know who I am, should I back off?” Tony asked him with a small smile and Sam almost chocked on his drink.
“So you’re serious?” Now that he knew who Tony really was, he had thought the flirting was a game. Steve had certainly told him enough about Tony to make that entirely possible.
“Of course I am. Not every day that I meet someone who can keep up with Cap, is entirely too good looking and seems nice on top of that. I would definitely like to show you my tower.”
“If that’s a euphemism….” Sam trailed off, unsure how to end it. Because he absolutely did not want to back out of this.
“It can be. It can also just mean what I said. Up to you.”
“I think I’d like to start with the tower. We can work our way up to the euphemism.”
“I’m looking forward to this,” Tony said and raised his glass.
“Me, too,” Sam replied and clinked his glass to Tony’s.
You can get a nice for $5 on Amazon, does a very good job and is much cheaper than a “waterproof” seat cover!
Edit: I am aware of the existence of grocery bags. These are frail
and tear easily, while a shower cap is more durable and has an elastic
band that makes it a lot easier. It also looks a shit ton nicer.
Can I just say that it was really nice to hear Dan refer to Phil as his "bestest buddy" in his liveshow. Idk it was just wonderful. Their friendship inspires me to want to be a better friend to my friends.
YO L I STE N IN THE 8 YEARS OF ME WATCHING D+P ,, I HAV E NEVER HEARD THEM REFER TO EACH OTHER SO FONDLY AND COMFORTABLY (i mean like 2009 happened but i’m talking abt PRESENT D+P YO) I T’ S SO N ICE ! ! ! ! ! IT’S O SWEET!!! like dan was doing a jokey lil squishy tone but ! ! ! ! ! Y OU CAN TELL HE BEING FO’REAL ! ! ! ! D AN LOVES PHIL ! ! !P HI L LOVES DAN ! ! ! THEY ARE BEST BUDDIES BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE! ! ! THAT’S SO SWEET AND INSPIRING ! ! ! I L OV E THE M ! ! ! ! !
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Virgo (wearing a purple and gold one piece swimsuit) and Capricorn (wearing gray and black swim shorts) arrive first. They planned and organized the party. “Have you ordered the food yet?” Virgo asks Cap. “Yes, and I checked online for the delivery time. It should be here in about 15 minutes” he replied.
Virgo sighs. She can always trust Cap to be responsible. It is such a nice break from school projects where she always has to work extra hard to make up for the slackers in her group. Plus , he can actually hold an intelligent conversation with her.
“Did you bring the tablecloth for the picnic table?” he asks. “Of course,” she says, “I also brought cups and utensils. I’m not going to count on the delivery guys to remember.”
Cap smiles. She is always so thoughtful about things like that.
Next, Cancer, Pisces, and Taurus arrive together. Cancer goes straight to set up her pink polka dot beach umbrella (She loves that it matches her swimsuit) in the sand. She makes sure not to put her stuff too close to the water- a surprise wave is the last thing she wants.
Pisces (wearing a colorful floral swimsuit) surveys the beach with Taurus (wearing all-black swim shorts) and notices a small turtle in the stretch of dark, wet sand where the sand meets the sea. She runs over to it and gently picks it up. She kneels down and Taurus sits next to her. He admires the turtle with her. Luckily, it is low tide. Neither are hit by the rolling waves.
Then, Aries and Aquarius (both wearing black and red swim shorts) get there at the same time as Gemini and Sagittarius. Aries’ eyes go straight to Gemini (wearing her stunning navy blue & white striped strapless one piece and some black mini shorts), while Aquarius looks straight at Sagittarius (wearing a cute lime green “active” swimsuit).
“Hey,” says Gemini to Virgo, as she and Aries walk by, “do you know who got here first?”
“Me and Cap” Virgo answers.
“I told you, Aries!” Gemini laughs.
“No you didn’t! You bet that Pisces would get here first!” he retorts.
“Suuuure I did” Gemini says sarcastically, smiling playfully.
“Finally you admit it.”
“I did n-”
Gemini trips over a rock. Aries catches her in his arms before she falls and lifts her gently back up.
“Sorry,” she apologizes, a little pink in the face.
Saggitarius heads straight for the waves. “Surfing before guys,” she thinks. It doesn’t rhyme, but that doesn’t matter. She never much liked poetry, anyway. Suddenly, she notices that Aquarius is following her. She smiles at him. She is happy to have someone to talk to.
“Ready to catch some waves?” he questions.
“Totally! I hope there are some good ones today.”
As they get close to the water’s edge, a rouge wave comes crashing in. Immediately the strong tide glides across the sand, covering both of them up to their knees. They both yelp from the chill of the freezing water and run back to the beach, slowed by the undercurrent.
“Well,” says Aquarius as the others who saw them running laugh, “That might take some getting used to.”
He catches her eye and they start to laugh along with the others.
Next, Scorpio arrives in indigo swim shorts, and quietly walks over to Cancer. Suddenly, he jumps in front of her, yelling “Boo!” She screams and Scorpio laughs. “That’s not funny!” she complains, but can’t help smiling. He is such a dork sometimes.
Scorpio looks at her. “I haven’t seen you for a while.”
“Yeah, I’ve been doing summer homework for the past while, but I should be done next week. That should free up some Scorpio time.”
“I can’t wait.”
“Food’s here!” Capricorn yells. Taurus takes Pisces’ hand and they bolt toward the table of pizza. Sag and Aquarius get to the table next, grinning and sopping wet.
Gemini, Aries, and Virgo sidle over next, all laughing. While collecting shells for a sand castle, they got too close to the ocean and the water mowed them all over! Gemini and Aries quickly stood up, but when Virgo tried standing up, she got knocked over again.
Scorpio and Cancer get there last, but luckily there was still pizza left. It seems that Capricorn worked in the “Taurus factor” when he ordered.
While Scorpio and Cancer are finishing their first pieces and Taurus, his third, Leo and Libra finally walk in. Libra is wearing is gorgeous black halter-style one piece with a v-neck. Leo is wearing red swim shorts and a white t-shirt.
“There you guys are! Why are you so late? Libra, did you take too long putting on your eyeliner or something?” asks Sagittarius.
“Actually, it was Leo that made us late,” replies Libra, “he took foreeeever fixing his hair.”
“It was worth it for this masterpiece,” says Leo, gesturing to himself. Libra rolls her eyes but smiles.
After the pizza is long gone, Leo suggests that they build a bonfire. He, Aries, and Sagittarius (Duh! Who did you expect to do it? The water signs?) work on building it while the others watch in fascination. Even though Aries gets a little too excited with the matches, they manage to get a steady fire going in a few minutes.
They all sit around the fire, laughing and talking.
“Hey, who wants to roast marshmellows?” Taurus asks, passing around a bag to everyone.
“Why is it that you always seem to have marshmallows with you to roast?” Scorpio asks Taurus.
“Better safe than sorry,” he replies.
Apparently, everyone has a different style of roasting marshmallows. Pisces and Cancer are both too scared of getting burned and refuse to get too close to the fire. They eat their marshmallows when they are only slightly golden.
Aries and Sagittarius light theirs on fire (on purpose). Aquarius and Libras’ also get burned (not on purpose). Gemini can’t decide where the best place to roast hers is. She ends up next to Aries and Aquarius, laughing at Aquarius, who yells when his catches fire, until he touches his marshmallow to hers and her marshmallow catches.
Capricorn and Virgo both have systematic ways to get the perfect marshmallow, and they get perfect, golden results. Taurus finds a large stick and roasts three marshmallows at a time.
Leo proclaims that his marshmallow will be the best, but his brushes the ashes and turns gray.
Scorpio catches a minnow in the ocean (who knows how he did it in the dark), and is about to stab it with a stick and roast it over the fire, when Pisces screams, runs to him, and throws it back in the ocean.
“Dream big, little fish! Swim! Escape!” Pisces yells to it. She has a particular affinity with fish.
When everyone is done roasting (and burning) their marshmallows, Aquarius is the first to suggest stargazing. They all lie down in the sand, forming a circle.
“Hey! I see my constellation!” exclaims Gemini, “my life and existence make sense to me now!”
“Well that’s good,” teases Aries, “you don’t make sense to anyone else.” Gemini jabbed him with her elbow.
“Hey, I see Draco!” announces Virgo.
“DRACO MALFOY? WHERE?” shout Leo and Sagittarius at the same time.
“Not Draco Malfoy, you idiots. Draco, the dragon constellation.”
“Aw, man!” says Leo.
“Hey guys! There’s a blinking light over there! I told you aliens exist!” Aquarius, of course was looking for one thing.
“That isn’t a UFO, Aquarius. That’s just a helicopter.” Capricorn rolls his eyes while the others laugh.
Finally, the party ends. All of them leave in small groups until only Cancer and Scorpio are left. Actually, Scorpio thinks he is alone, when …
“BOO!” Cancer shouts.
“ACK!” Scorpio shrieks.
Cancer laughs and Scorpio joins in, admitting defeat. “Success!” thought Cancer.
EVE. Can you imagine all of the avengers and the kiddies all get sent back in time and end up back at Stark mansion when tony was a little baby and big Tony is so upset and anxious and then in walks Howard and everyone sees him being a complete asshat to baby Tony and before Steve or the other avengers can even do anything to help the poor baby, Lily, Peter and James all step forward and scoop up bb Tony and whisk him away while one or two of them yells at Howard...
(cont.) and then Lily, Peter, and James snuggle the shit out of little bb Tony and praise him and give him hugs and kisses and makes him feel loved and big Tony is just so overwhelmed.
AN: I did it again. I accidentally wrote a thing.
“This is a nightmare,” Tony swallowed heavily, heart beating unbearably fast in his chest. “Fucking magic -”
“I’ll be having strong words with whoever did this when we find our way back, don’t you worry,” Steve hummed, leading the way up the huge drive towards Tony’s childhood home.
It was exactly like how he remembered it; if anything, the mansion looked more imposing now than it had when he was a child. Maybe it was because he knew now the true extent of how bad his childhood had been. Now, with children of his own, he knew how badly his father had failed him.
Almost as though he could sense his unease, James came up beside him and quietly snaked his hand into Tony’s own. Tony squeezed it, infinitely charmed, and drew strength from his youngest son.
AA THANK YOU!! i just woke up and fell off my bed, now i have a stack of burned toast, my day is going great??? i’m loving life, no sarcasm. thank you so much for the frogs…..blessed frogs, maybe if i close my eyes and dream real hard they’ll grant all my birthday wishes…..
I'm having a really hard time being compassionate towards myself right now, can I get some affirmation?
YOU SURE CAN, ANON!!!
I AM THE SLIGHTLY AGGRESSIVE AFFIRMER, GETTING SLIGHTLY AGGRESSIVE AND TELLING YOU TO BE FUCKING KIND TO YOURSELF!!! YOU DESERVE COMPASSION AND KINDNESS, AND I WANT ABSOLUTELY FUCKING EVERYONE IN THE WORLD TO BE GOOD TO YOU, AND THAT INCLUDES YOU, MY FRIEND!!!
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?! I CAN’T GET TOO DAMN AGGRESSIVE, BECAUSE I AM SO FUCKING PSYCHED THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND BE COMPASSIONATE!!! RECOGNISING YOU NEED THAT IS SOME SERIOUSLY BADASS SELF CARE AND YOU’RE ALREADY ON YOUR WAY TO A KIND AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP WITH YOURSELF!!!
NICE FUCKING JOB, MY FRIEND!!! SO FAR, YOU ARE SMASHING IT AND I HOPE MY ALL CAPS CAN INSPIRE YOU TO GET PAST THIS HURDLE AND BE NICE AS HELL TO YOURSELF!!! YOU’VE FUCKING EARNED IT COS YOU’RE MOVING FORWARD AND TRYING TO TAKE CHARGE OF YOUR MENTAL HEALTH!!!
10 OUT OF FUCKING 10, MY FRIEND, 6 THUMBS UP, KEEP TRYING AND I JUST KNOW YOU ARE GONNA BE ABLE TO CUT YOURSELF SOME SLACK AND BE COMPASSIONATE!!!
YOU’RE A SPARKLY FUCKING VELOCIRAPTOR, FIERCE AS HELL, BUT ALSO HELLA SHINY AND COVERED IN GLITTER!!! PLUS ALSO YOU ARE A VELOCIRAPTOR WITH SUNGLASSES ON COS YOU’RE THAT FREAKIN’ COOL!!!
- The Slightly Aggressive Affirmer
(i’m adding some self-love affirmations to the queue!)
Avengers preference 2: You use one of his toys-I mean weapons
The Captain: Stairs. Stairs were a pain. Especially if you wanted to be lazy and not walk down them *cough* you *cough*. Steve couldn’t and probably wouldn’t carry you down them, he was out on a jog with Sam. Mentally, you cursed your self and Steve for buying a two story house. Physically, you groaned in annoyance and glared at the bottom. You trudged back to your room and flopped on the bed. Groaning again, you laid your head on your pillow, when you spotted Steve’s shield. “Should I….nah, to lazy.” Your stomach growled loudly. “Eghhh. My feet say no, my tummy says yes, which to listen to?” Your stomach made the mating call of a humpback whale. Egh….darn metabolism.“ You got up and dragged Steve’s shield with you. You placed it at the top of the stairs and sat in it like a sled. You then pushed of with your arms and slid down the stairs in the red, white, and blue piece of metal. You landed on the last step with a THUMP just as Steve walked in the door. He looked at your, the stairs, his shied, then back at you with a ‘WTF’ face.
Ironman: You wanted soup. That’s all you wanted was a flippen can of soup, but the stupid thing wouldn’t open. Its like the soup was inside, taunting you, laughing at you because you couldn’t open the lid. You tried the hand can opener, the electric can opener, even your bare hands. Fineally, you had had enough and marched straight into the lab and explained to Tony what had happened. He laughed, and got his iron arm on. Not warning you, he shot at the can of soup in your hand, causing it to explode all over you and the floor of the lab. It was then you discovered that a can of soup was not worth ruining your favorite band tee.
Bruce Banner: You made him mad so that the Hulk could help you with house work, ya know, lifting up the heavy things and what not. It makes cleaning a lot easier, and the dirt under the couch is almost non-existent!
Thor: You were at the beach, trying to enjoy the sun. Notice I said trying. Your towel that you had laid out kept flipping upwards and was getting on your last nerve. Finally, you had enough of this and told your boyfriend, Thor, to call Mijolnir. He agreed, and confusedly(is that even a word? I am going to assume that it is) and called out for the hammer of the worthy. The hammer came flying and landed on your towel. Thor placed his hand on Mijolnir. “Now, just keep it right there while I catch some rays.” You said, pulling out your Coulson shades.
Pietro Maximoff ( I know that he’s not technically an Avenger…he should, so just because I like him I will add him in) You had always wanted to see the world. Well, with a boyfriend who has super speed and could get you there in half a second, why not visit it? You and Pietro visited different countries frequently, trying different foods and all that jazz.
Loki: One time, you grabbed his scepter and made it rain kittens all day long. Cute little kittens whose eyes shot out laser beams and attacked random Asguardians…No one was safe that day…
Hawkeye: Clint’s bow was his baby, of course you were gonna mess with it. It was really his fault, he left it on the night stand, you woke up mad because he left it out, you got revenge by painting it pink and adding sparkles all over it…and replacing his real arrows with fake rubber ones…he puts his bow where it is supposed to be, so that the Avengers and other agents don’t call him ‘princess’…they still call him 'princess’ and he still hasn’t gotten all the glitter off his bow.
MADI…sorry if its a little sloppy guys, I couldn’t really think of anything for some of the dudes…and so that you don’t get too mad at me, here is a picture of a shirtless Steve! I know that im in a commited love triangle between QuickSIlver and Loki…but can I just say sweet pickles…caps gots some nice biceps and ab set going on…