cap 2 spoilers

okay but can you imagine like

a week after your truck gets stolen out of the goddamn mall parking lot, you get a knock on the door and there's fucking Captain America standing there. Says he’s here about your goddamn truck. And for a moment you wonder if he started working for the police now that Shield took a dive, but you don’t say so, you just nod when he describes your truck to you, license plate number, make, model and color, all to a tee. 

And then the weirdest thing happens (weirder than Captain America just showing up at your front door). Captain America starts looking bashful. And then he tells you your truck was lost ‘in the line of duty’. You must still look a little awestruck because he elaborates; he’s the one who took your truck. 

Captain America fucking stole your goddamn truck out of the goddamn mall parking lot.

And he’s going to pay for a new one. And he’s very, very sorry.

Almost Spoiler-free Summary of Cap 2
  • Steve: Let's be friends
  • Nat: No. *vaguely alludes to tragic backstory*
  • Steve: *jumps off stuff*
  • Steve: Let's be friends
  • Fury: Hell no. *vaguely alludes to tragic backstory*
  • Steve: *jumps off stuff*
  • Steve: We're friends
  • Bucky: *doesn't remember tragic backstory*
  • Steve: *jumps off stuff*
  • Steve: Let's be friends
  • Sam: HELL YEAH
  • Steve: *jumps off stuff with Sam*

So why haven’t I seen any Cap 2 meta discussing the fact that Tony was in New York. As in, he seems to have gotten over his New York-based PTSD issues if he’s in the Tower.

I want to know how/when this happened. I want a story where he returns to the Tower, and what he does the first time he’s back there, seeing it all again.