you know everyone always talks about how homestuck or jjba makes no sense but literally try to explain the plot to night vale to anyone and i can 10000% guarantee you that you will get stuck after you get past the general “it’s a podcast about a wacky midwestern town and its gay radio host that likes to over share” like seriously mention ANYTHING about the anti-strex rebellion, the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home, the satan beagle puppy, or even the goddamn music weather and everyone will be looking at you like you’re one of the individuals named erika that MOST DEFINITELY are not angels, because the existence of angels is illegal
Sprite- John has the most expressive sprite, for sure, so while the base isn’t amazing, the occasional change in mood can lead to some really cute expressions. 5/10
Zoom- the early attempts at varying from sprite were not amazing, with too thick lines and an even goofier appearance. 2/10
Replacement- The more common sprite replacement looks great. 8/10
Human- Not my favorite, but the change in style worked for the drama of the situation, and the lack of expression can be chalked down to the fact that this is consistently what John’s face looks like when people close to him die. 4/10
Teeth- This John retains his cute teeth, even without his mouth wide open. They look really good. 8/10
Details- It’s a genuinely well drawn John, but I think the more cartoony/simplistic Johns work a little better for scenes that aren’t close-ups. 5/10
:D - Admittedly, he’s quite cute. 7/10
Protag- this John looks like he is there for you. He has your back. The shapes in this drawing are really good, and the soft shading looks nice. 9/10
Snaps- This john is really cute. His glasses look nice as grey rectangles, his teeth are kept, and he looks friendly, as he should. 10/10
♢Jeon Jungkook, fifteen years old, fifth year. Gryffindor’s wonder kid, duly dubbed “Golden Boy”. A pureblood, who is best friends with muggleborn Park Jimin. Believes in doing good deeds (or more specifically, in keeping a certain Ravenclaw as safe as possible). Keeping Taehyung is his little secret because he’s wary of how people will react if the Golden Boy was mingling with
♢Park Jimin, sixteen years old, fifth year. Gryffindor’s resident ball of sunshine, and also one of the best Seekers Hogwarts has seen. A muggleborn. Has trouble with his studies due to Quidditch activities (and other extracurricular things that he likes getting himself into). His grades suffer because of this, so he asks Jungkook for extra lessons sometimes. Is also Quidditch buddies with Hoseok despite being on opposing teams, always discussing new strategies with each other.
Min Yoongi, eighteen years old, seventh year. Most students fear him for his pureblood status, but he is also well-respected as Slytherin’s best Keeper. Can do wandless magic, and has metamorphmagus abilities (and notably, has a crush on a certain Gryffindor Seeker). Whenever Jimin has trouble with something, he changes his appearance and helps the kid. As a pureblood, he has mixed views on mingling with muggleborns.
♢Kim Namjoon, seventeen years old, sixth year. Slytherin’s smartest student. A half-blood (with a pureblood father, muggle mother). Originally supposed to be in Ravenclaw, he asked the Sorting Hat to place him in Slytherin with his best friend, Yoongi. He sometimes gets flak for harboring feelings on a certain Hufflepuff, but Yoongi is always there to fight for his best friend. He pines after Seokjin, afraid of approaching the Hufflepuff mainly because he thinks the older is too good for him.
♢ Jung Hoseok, seventeen years old, sixth year. Hufflepuff’s Chaser, and due to his high score count, has been duly dubbed, “Hufflepuff’s Hope”. An animagus (horse). A muggleborn. Seokjin’s best friend. He has a fear of heights, but somehow loses this fear once a broom is in his hand. Beloved by everyone, he has no problem jumping tables every meal. No one bats an eye anymore, and it has reached a point where everyone is wondering which house Hoseok really belongs to.
♢ Kim Taehyung, sixteen years old, fifth year. A sweet and shy kid in nature, he is bullied by his fellow students for having a “strange” personality. Someone always makes the perpetrators pay, though, and Taehyung swears it’s not him. A muggleborn with a fascination for beasts. Idolizes Newt Scamander.
♢Kim Seokjin, eighteen years old, seventh year. Hufflepuff’s Head Boy. A half-veela, with a cute crush on a certain tall and awkward Slytherin. Once saw Taehyung getting bullied, and stepped in to save the kid. From that day on, he has proclaimed himself as Taehyung’s “mother”. Every February, he keeps to himself in his room because everyone is always trying to give him things (and love potion drenched chocolates).