cant wait for this years

  • Kai: Cinder, hey. It's me, Kai
  • Kai: Uh, this is like the 200th message I've left you without a response, so...
  • Kai: If you're trying to tell me something, I do not know what it is because you won't call me back.

me: [shouts from across the ocean] EPIC SAX GUY IS BAAAACK

i cant wait til my generation is old because we’ll be 150 years old in hoverchairs n the nursing home will be playing oldies like SHOTS by lil jon and we’ll be saying talking like “this shit gonna get so lit tonight” and the caretakers will be like “aww this old person slang is so cute” and then take us outside so we can vape