cant freaking see

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T.O.P Made Tour Scene - Full

  • me: *annoys my whole family bc not shutting up about how hot luke is*
  • stepdad: jesus ok so what would you have done if you had met him in munich and he grabbed your butt or something?!
  • me: what, i don't know, i'd have to be in a situation like that to know
  • mum: *yelling from the other room* WHY ARE YOU ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS, OF COURSE SHE'D JUMP ON HIM
  • stepdad: *leans through the door into the other room* what did you say?
  • mum: YOU'RE BEING SILLY, OF COURSE SHE WOULD JUMP ON HIM SHE'S NOT STUPID TO MISS THAT CHANCE, IF BONO (from u2 —> she's a huge fan) GRABBED MY BUTT I'D DIVORCE YOU THE SAME DAY

“babe it’s too scary!” you hear michael yell from the kitchen. you were sitting on the couch in your pajamas watching saturday morning cartoons like you’d always done since childhood, and michael had insisted that he would make bacon on the stove. you had thanked him for the kind gesture but you knew the popping grease would make him wimp out. you smirked as you stood up to walk to the kitchen, hearing michael quietly yelp every time a little grease would pop.
“michael, just do it in the microwave,” you said, getting the bacon tray out of the cabinet. “that way we don’t risk a grease fire,” you said with a chuckle. “besides, it will taste just as good.”
“nooo it won’t (y/n), don’t make me do that!” michael whined as you turned off the stove and put more bacon onto the tray and into the microwave. michael sat at the bar with his arms crossed and wouldn’t stop pouting until you pulled the bacon out of the microwave minutes later and he had a piece and realized it was better than he thought it’d be.

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troyesivan for Polo Red by Ralph Lauren ad

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