headcanon that when jared cant eat bathbombs he eats raw pasta. he takes hand fulls of uncooked spaghetti noodles and eats them in bundles like theyre fucking carrots. its loud and gets little noodle prices everywhere. it results in his family having to buy new packs like every week. he just loves that crunch. he cant get enough. he might end up overdosing on cronch. maximum capacity cronch. cronch overload.
holy fuckibg shit i’m crying will someone please draw this