cant be me

“they” is shorter than “he or she”

“they” is more inclusive than “he or she”

“they” flows more naturally than “he or she”

I don’t want to see “he or she” ever again

“Hey, I’m on my way to your room for a nap.”
“Ok. Wait. Keith, are you parading with your ace blanket—again?”
“…Maybe. I’m eating ice cream, too. Can’t share that, but the blanket I can.”

So our resident proud ace boy was born on Asexual Awareness Week! <3 
Just let him have his nap on his birthday. This is Part 2 of this. Redbubble

  • phone: *ring ring*
  • Lance: *picks up phone* hey Shiro I'm just hanging out with Keith what's up
  • Shiro: I'm at the store I just wanted to know if you guys needed anything
  • Keith: *odd crunching in background*
  • Shiro: please tell me Keith isn't eating raw spaghetti out of the container again
  • Lance: *looks at Keith, who has stopped crunching*
  • Keith: *shakes head slowly*
  • Lance: no

*loses Steve in a store*

Dustin: don’t worry I got this guys

Dustin: *uses hand as microphone* “oh Steve’s hair? Yea he uses-”

Steve: u little shit I will disown u right now

5

breathtaking 🌅