literally how am I supposed to decide on whos gonna try to resurrect who in a cubaz necromancy au. fighting for the title of “most likely to attempt to resurrect the other” in the one corner we have cu “canonically solod the holy grail war without master just to avenge bazett’s death in at least 1 timeline” chulainn who may claim he’s over it as much as he likes but there is only so much ignoring your bad feelings you can do before it leads to even worse ideas and he’s starting to get real fucking tired of everyone he loves dying. in the other we have bazett “already kind of necromanced cu chulainn in canon” fraga “only the living can bring back the dead” mcremitz who holds on to the tiniest stupidest hopes and with how often life spat in her face right as things started looking up for her it’s about time she insulted it back. for the title of “most likely to die and cause the other to attempt to resurrect them” we have cu “literally lived his life with the intention of dying young” chulainn versus bazett “working the magic world’s most dangerous job for the Validation” fraga mcremitz. how am I supposed to just pick one when they both make incredibly bad choices all of the time.
Kara answers the door one morning without thinking because the person knocking is just so insistent and she’s still half asleep and wearing boxers and a tank top and oh hey its a coworker from CatCo and why are they looking at her like she’s a ghost -
“Oh my god, Supergirl???”
- oh, it’s because she isn’t wearing her glasses. She tries to stutter out an excuse but they’re flapping their arms and backing away saying, “I’m so sorry to interrupt, Supergirl! I didn’t know you and Kara were-” and they stumble away all giddy and excited before Kara can even fully process what they mean.
And that’s how the rumor that Kara Danvers is totally banging Supergirl came out.