Ik everyone’s probably noticed this already but goddamn. Dowoon’s smile? It’s so fucking bright and beautiful? Like all of his teeth just appear and all of the sudden I’m comforted and happy and it’s like the feeling of winning $10000000000000000000 but Dowoon’s smile is just so priceless. He’s like an actual saint that shines his beautiful face on all of us peasants.
MCL Boyfriend Headcanons: Cute/Funny/Weird/Annoying things they do in a relationship
If you stay the night he makes you breakfast the
Always sends a good morning text if he isn’t
already with you
If he has a car he always picks you up for
school and takes you to the café to buy you a doughnut and whatever drink you want
If he doesn’t have a car he’ll wake up a bit
earlier so he can walk to your house and do the same
Drops you off to your house after school if he
You catch him talking to himself a lot
Calls you ‘honey’, ‘sweetie’ and sometimes refers
to you as his ‘sunshine’ because he feels like you brought light into his life
Is hesitant to try crazy things with you because
he’s still a goody two-shoes deep down
When you get into petty fights or banters he HAS
to have the last word and will constantly have a snarky remark if you continue
to go back and forth with him.
Is low-key the king of petty when it comes to
When you actually argue about something he’s
very irritable for a while but calms down and feels really bad and apologizes
with hugs and forehead kisses
You two can never stay up to finish a movie and
usually end up passing out on his couch
Likes to spoil you with small gifts like candy,
stuffed animals, etc.
Makes sure that you’re eating properly
Sometimes he feels lonely and will call you on
skype late at night just so he can fall asleep with you
Loves kissing the back of your neck
Always helps you with your homework even if he’s
busy with his own
Relaxes so much when you’re around
Always walks you home from school no matter what
If for whatever reason he can’t walk you home
then he will make you text him to be sure you’re safe
If you don’t text him he will blow up your phone
until you answer or reply to his texts (’50 missed calls’ and ‘107 text
He’s that weird boyfriend that loves popping
your pimples so if you have any you better watch out
Will bug and beg you to let him pop your zits
Likes to brush your hair and can secretly French
braid really well (his mom taught him)
Falls asleep on you all the time
Will give foot massages but teases about your
feet being smelly
Always kissing the palms of your hands
Pinches your booty all the time
Smacks it a little too hard occasionally
Calls you ‘hot stuff’, ‘babe/baby’ or ‘doofus’
and sometimes ‘bright eyes’ cause he just loves your freaking eyes
If you guys are comfortable enough he’ll fart on
you and run and he smells like a dying old man
If he wakes up before you he will bug you awake
(poking your cheeks, shaking you, biting you)
When he gets irritated at little things he
refuses to talk because he’s petty af
When you guys argue he always ends up
apologizing in the end because he just CANNOT stay mad at you (it pisses him
off so much sometimes)
Eats your leftovers and doesn’t feel bad about
Will sneak over to your house late at night just because he misses you
Is constantly hacking your social media accounts
and posting really dumb and embarrassing statuses like “I have major diarrhea right
now,” or “I think I just sharted myself.” Don’t let him hack your snapchat
though. The filters are his life
Always takes photos of himself with the goofiest
faces with your phone for you to see later
Calls you ‘babe’, ‘baby girl’, ‘princess’, or ‘nerd/dork’
Has thousands of photos of you and when he runs
out of room he imports them to his computer so he can take more
You’re definitely his background on any
electronic device he has
Likes biting your ears
Loves tickling you
Constantly whispering dirty jokes to you
Sometimes pays more attention to his games than
you but he makes up for it by cuddling with you for however long you want
Likes to rest his head on your boobs
Loves giving raspberry kisses
Will bring you closer to him to “tell you a
secret” then burps into your ear
Will randomly pick you up and spin you around
When you’re annoyed with him he finds it funny
and will poke at you to make you even more annoyed
He’s that person that will say your name over
and over and over just to say “Hi” when you respond
Him:“Guess what?”You: “What?”Him: “I love you!”
Always does this really annoying impression of
you (which includes a really high pitched voice)
Always staring at you cause you’re just so
perfect in his eyes
Sucks but he’s always drawing you in his
notebook (it’s usually just a cute little smiley face with hair scribbles)
Will bend over and kiss your forehead or temple
Likes kissing your shoulders
Always forgets important dates but he will not
allow himself to forget your birthday. He’ll write himself sticky notes and
post them everywhere, and he’ll have Rosa remind him all the time when it’s coming up.
Responds late to texts all the time because he
loses his phone so you’re better off skyping with him or staying in a phone
Can be a little needy sometimes and will
wordlessly wrap his arms around your waist and bury his face in your neck while
laying down with you
Always sticking short poems that he wrote for
you in your locker
If you sleep over you’ll discover that he talks
about you in his sleep sometimes
Farts in his sleep
Always forgetting something so you have now
created a check list for him (which he eventually lost)
He always leaves his phone at home which worries
you a lot if you aren’t with him
Can be a bit clueless if you’re irritated with
him so it takes him forever to catch on unless you just tell him or you’re clearly upset
Stares at your butt subconsciously, really wants
to touch it but doesn’t want to do anything without your consent
If you do allow him to touch it then be prepared
for extremely unexpected butt grabs or taps (Lysander is a closet pervert)
Calls you ‘beautiful’, ‘my love’, ‘my everything’
Swears your smile literally lights up, it’s just
so gorgeous. Your smile is his favorite thing in the world
Extremely protective over you, he just doesn’t seem
that way because he’s always very calm about it. But trust me; if someone is bothering
you he is somehow instantly right there which is kind of scary because he just
pops out of nowhere sometimes.
Calls you ‘his world’, ‘princess’, or ‘cutie’
cause you’re just too adorable
Bear hugs you from behind and picks you up
Loves kissing your cheeks and forehead
Rubs his thumbs against the back of your hands
Gives awesome back massages to you
Buys you chocolate all the time
Ruffles your hair when he’s being playful
Can be a bit clingy sometimes
Literally cannot believe that you’re his because
he thinks you’re way out of his league
“You’re so freaking beautiful.” Will randomly
Forces you to work out with him sometimes
He hates fighting with you so he tries to avoid
talking about problems but he has to face them eventually and when you do fight
he feels really bad and apologizes even if you were the one in the wrong.
Usually makes it up to you with flowers or a
cute stuffed animal
Will text you literally all day and gets really
sad if you aren’t responding
Even if he just saw you he immediately messages
you when you leave
Walks you home and will not allow you to go anywhere by yourself
Gives you pepper spray to keep ‘creeps’ away
Worries way too much about you but it’s cute
Very protective over you and gets pissed if
someone is bugging you. First one to throw hands.
Paints your toe nails and your non dominant hand
for you and he does a pretty decent job
If you're comfortable, could we get headcannons for what either Washington or Hercules would do with their SO on Halloween?
boss’ memo : tough decision, making me decide between my two fav boys !! but i flipped a coin (read: asked my friends to pick 1 or 2) and herc won :O
hercules loves haunted houses, though he mostly likes them as a concept as opposed to An Actual Thing
it’s especially terrifying for him when you’re with him. you’d think that having his s/o with him would make him feel braver, right? to keep up the bravado for you? but nope! he’s even more scared because what if the monster gets you?? he practically carries you the entire time that the two of you are there !!
at least he gets an excuse to cling to you, which he’d never pass up? um, ever?
he might sneak a smooch. might.
if you’re not into haunted houses, that’s okay !! if you don’t want any scary things on your halloween night, herc can settle if you play either mario kart or smash bros with him, because in his words, “i get very scary when i’m upset so that should be good enough, right?” (he doesn’t, he just refuses to look at you but cannot stay mad no matter how he tries)
warning, though, he does get loud when he gets excited ! let him know if that’s a problem !!
sorry, did you say you were going to order a halloween costume? sorry, what?!
let him make it for you !! (just give him a bit of time to get it done, of course, but let him make it ! there’s little else that makes hercules happier than seeing you wearing something he’s made)
he’s definitely going to ensure his costume matches yours !
he is all about that day-after-halloween candy!! whether you’re coming with him or not, he’s going to gather the rest of the gang and bolt to the stores
he really likes dum dum lollipops, since they’re one of the few candies he can just pop into his mouth while he works,, so, expect him to slide through the door, holding a sack of candy
(and he’ll share it all with you because he loves you. yep, you can even have the cotton candy flavored ones,,, this is true love.)
if there’s any other candies that you’d like him to get for you, speak now or forever hold your peace.
just joking! he already knows your faves and wants to ensure that you get ‘em !!
aaand if you’re not too into candy? well, he’ll repeatedly ask if you’re “sure? really sure? you’re not fucking with me?” and then proceed to ask if there’s anything else you’d like him to grab for you while he’s out, then
(everyone else will complain to you since herc insisted that they go to the store that was halfway across town because you expressed a mild desire for something and he’d be full of guilt otherwise)
herc isn’t the biggest fan of gory horror movies, but if you’d like to watch ones that don’t involve that much gore and are mostly based around psychological horror, then he’s all for it !
cuddling up to you with a blanket and having you rest your head on his shoulder while he gets to quietly talk about framing and symbolism in the movie always makes him smile !!
How would UT Sans, UF Sans, UT BurgerPants and UT Grillby react to hearing their crush's weird and slightly scary but at the same time funny laugh for the first time and the reason for their laughter is that cursed cash me owsi how baw dah meme. And then their crush just covers their mouth like "Nooo! I hate my laugh why did I do that"
Okay so I literally did not know what this meme was. I had to consult @letshaveskeletonsoffun for help. So if I don’t get this right, know that I at least tried.
UT!Sans: He snorts out a laugh at his own at your reaction. Seriously babe? Of all the memes in the world it just had to be this one? I mean sure whatever floats your meme boat. He’ll keep sending you ridiculous memes now. Just to see which ones can get you to do the laugh again. It’s honestly the cutest thing ever.
UF!Sans: After he’s done howling from laughter at your reaction, he’ll tease you endlessly. And he’ll keep saying the stupid ‘’cash me owsi how baw dah’’ every time you get annoyed at him. It’s impossible to stay angry at him. Because first of all his accent is so hilarious. And when he gets your laughter started he’ll keep teasing you until you just cannot stay mad at him.
UT!Burgerpants: He starts laughing himself and it turns into an ugly laugh too. so he’ll cover his mouth, mortified. And this will cause you to laugh. And basically you’re both taking turns laughing at each other’s laughs and how ridiculous you both are right now. After this you both can laugh as ugly as you want. You’ve heard each other at your worst.
UTGrillby: He’s not really into memes. So he’ll just be staring from you to your phone and then back again. Like, really? This is funny to you? He honestly doesn’t really get it. Sure he’ll laugh at some memes but he consider his humor to be very mature. (It is absolutely not) He finds your laugh adorable, though. And he’ll reassure you that it was not ugly.
The Vatore family of Forgotten Hollow has been involved in sinister dealings with ghouls for centuries which have made them very wealthy. Killing humans is entirely optional to vampires, but the Vatore family treats it as tradition. They are powerful and dangerous Nightwalkers who drain humans till death, and sell their corpses to the ghouls for a very high price.
The Vatore family has always prided itself on feeding in the comfort of their own home. They do not hunt, and instead pay their thralls, lower level fledglings, to kidnap and bring humans right to them. They cast a spell of silence over the squirming humans, which lulls them into a trance like state, quieting them for the feed. Castilla and Karliah will feed on them, without getting a drop of blood anywhere else but on their lips. The blood drained bodies are then wrapped up neatly, and sold to the ghouls.
Castilla and Karliah consider themselves to be a refined couple, and they do not care for sloppy eating or bloody messes. They are mothers to two daughters, the eldest Lorena, and her younger sister Lillith. The couple loved both of their daughters in the beginning. Things took a strain on the relationship between them and the eldest Lorena, when she was born and rejected human blood for synthetic plasma. This shocked and infuriated them, as the family looks down upon vampires who choose to feed on plasma instead of human blood.
Castilla was particularly bothered by her daughters appetite for plasma, always attempting to force her into drinking fresh human blood, which she would promptly puke up. They begrudgingly sated their daughters appetite with plasma packs for a time, until an incident between Lorena and her mother’s ripped the strained family apart for good.
Lillith remains the favorite of the couple, especially Castilla, and although Lorena still lives within the home they do not bother with her at all. The mothers and Lillith care nothing for human life, and see them as disposable prey, meat to be eaten, bought and sold. Lorena feels compassion towards humans, which has only further thickened the wall between her and the rest of the family.
The Vatore family throws large and glamorous parties that are attended by a large portion of vampires within Forgotten Hollow. They enjoy showing off to the other elite and ancient vampires, always flaunting their status and power. They love to boast about their daughter Lillith, whose power level grew significantly after her false death.
Lorena does not attend these parties, and chooses instead to remain alone in the attic with the plasma packs that she orders herself, as her parents refuse to stock the fridge with them any longer. Lillith is the moon of their life, even if they don’t fully approve of her messy way of feeding. They urge Lillith to eat with them, but she’d much rather stalk the shadows or lure unsuspecting humans to their demise. Lillith is one of the few vampires to lead humans all the way into Forgotten Hollow up into her home, for a party they will not return from.
Lillith is sloppy when she eats, tearing flesh from the neck to expose the jugular completely, blood spattering everywhere as she feeds. She does not use the spell of silence over them. Castilla and Karilah are always getting after her for leaving a blood soaked mess in the house afterwards for the thralls to clean, but try as they may they cannot stay mad at their dear sweet Lillith, standing before them covered in red.
It reminds them of the time she bit the nipple off of her baby bottle, and got blood all over herself while she drank. She may not hunt in the way her parents do, but she very much contributes to the family business, using the thralls to collect the bodies of her fresh kills for the ghouls. Castilla and Karliah are very proud of her, and watch on with joy as she practices her magic whenever she isn’t out feeding or partying with her prey. Lillith is following closely in the silent footsteps of her mothers, becoming quite powerful. Lorena on the other hand, has a power level so low it can scarcely be felt by vampires, let alone her own family.
The family thinks of Lorena as weak, a shoddy vampire unworthy of carrying the name Vatore. Lorena shudders at the vampire her sister has become, recalling how they once played together as children under the moonlight, with their old friend Serana.
The Vatore family continues on in Forgotten Hollow, throwing their parties, killing humans, and pushing aside the daughter that refuses to be anything like them.
aRIES: I ADORE YOU VERY SWEET VERY CUTE VERY MUCH STUBBORN AND EVEN THAT IS CUTE LIKE YOU CANT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH THESE PEOPLES, HAVE BEAUTIFUL SMILES, ATTRACTIVE, WHITE TEETH, FUN TO BE AROUND, NOT AWKARD AT ALL, VERY STRAIGHTFORWARD, THEY ARE LIKE SWEET EXCITED PEOPLE YOU WANT TO BE AROUND ALWAYS. WILL SHOW YOU HOW MUCH THEY LOVE YOU IN EVERYTHING THEY DO. NATURALLY HAPPY PEOPLE.
tUAURS: ALWAYS WANTS TO FEED YOU LIKE ASKS IF YOUVE EATN BECAUSE THEY BROUGHT YOU A TUPPERWARE OF LIKE RICE AND POTATOE TO YOUR HOUSE JUST IN CASE VERY CARING, SHOWS IT BY LIKE CARESSING YOUR HAIR AND STUFF
GEMINI: FUNNY PEOPLE WHO TALK ALOT AND LAUGH AT THINGS WITH YOU, LIKE TO SHOW YOU THINGS THAT MIGHT MAKE YOU HAPPY OR INTEREST YOU, ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, CUTE ADORABLE SMILES, MAKE YOU FEEL LOVED AND WANTED, CAN BE VERY LOVING TOO, CALLS YOU BABY IN A FRIENDSHIP WAY, OR LIKE PRINCESS, (AS IM TYPING THESE IM LIKE WOAH I KNOW ALOT OF VERY SWEET PEOPLE OF EACH SIGN WOW NICE) JUST LOVELY AND VERY LOVELY AT GREETING YOU EVERYTIME THEY SEE YOU
CANCER: THESE PEOPLE ARE VERY GOOD FOR GOING TO WHEN SOMEONE IS MEAN TO YOU AND YOU NEED ADVICE AND SOMEONE YOU KNOW WILL JUST HAVE YOUR BACK AND BE RATIONAL AND CARING ABOUT IT, KNOWS WHAT TO SAY AND DO, KNOWS HOW TO JUST CALM YOU DOWN, VERY RESPONSIBLE PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN AND GO TO PARTIES AND STUFF AND SOCIALIZE, EASY TO LOVE AND GET ALONG WITH
LEO: YOU HATE THEM ONE MINUTE AND LOVE THEM THE NEXT, VERY PASSIONATE AND CAN RAMBLE ON AND ON ABOUT THINGS THEY LOVE LIKE MINECRAFT OR JUST LITTLE STUFF LIKE THAT BUT THEY TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT LIKE WOAH MAN LIKE ITS THE BEST THING EVER, LIKE THEY JUST DISCOVERED LIGHT, VERY PROTECTIVE OF OTHERES IN A WAY THATS LIKE “OH THAT PERSON JUST STEPPED ON YOUR SHOE! HEY PERSON SAY SORRY! THATS NOT NICE!”
VIRGO: WILL WAKE YOU UP WITH LIKE BREAKFAST AND COFFEE AND LIKE HELP YOU WITH LITERALLY EVERY LITTLE THING IN YOUR LIFE LIKE OH YOU NEED TO DO LAUNDRY ILL HELP OR OH YOU HAVENT EATEN HEY ILL TAKE YOU OUT TO EAT OR HEY YOU DONT FEEL SO WELL? OH ITS YOUR PERIOD? ILL COME OVER AND TAKE CARE OF YOU ILL BRING SOME CHINESE FOOD AND MEDICINE AND LIKE GO GET WATER FOR YOU EVERY TIME YOUR THIRSTY, JUST SO THOUGHTFUL IN GENERAL, MAKES YOU WANT TO BE A BETTER PERSON
LIBRA: NEVER EVER SERIOUS, CAN BE BUT HARDLY EVER WHICH CAN BECOME A PROBLEM WHEN YOU JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING SERIOUS LIKE YOUR EMOTIONS, WILL ALWAYS BE UP FOR LIKE MIDNIGHT DRIVES, STARBUCKS TRIPS, GETTING YOUR NAILS DONE, SHOPPING, GOING OUT FOR BRUNCH/LUNCH/DINNER, JUST BASICALLY THE PERSON YOUD LOVE HAVING A GIRLS NIGHT OUT WITH.
SCORPIO: INTENSE AF PEOPLE YOU CANT HELP LOVING AND LAUGHING AT THINGS WITH, LIKE YOU CANNOT STAY MAD AT THESE PEOPLE, THE PEOPLE YOU HATE THAT ARE ALWAYS RIGHT, THEY DONT LIKE BEING CONTROLLED WHATSOEVER , REALLY REALLY HARD AND TOUGH ON THE OUTSIDE SHELL BUT WHEN YOU GET CLOSE TO THEM THEYRE LIKE THE SOFTEST LITTLE PUPPIES THAT JUST ADORE YOU
SAGITTARIUS: THE LIKE DEFINITION OF CHILL HONESTLY, LIKE YOU JUST WANNA BE WITH THEM AND CHILL, YOU CAN GO TO PARTIES WITH THEM AND FEEL COMFORTABLE BECAUSE THEY JUST MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD AND MAKE YOU LAUGH AND DONT TRY HARD AT ALL THEY JUST KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL AT HOME. YOU NEVER FEEL UNEASY AROUND THESE PEOPLE.
CAPRICORN: SERIOUS PEOPLE SOMETIMES, TAKE CERTAIN THINGS SERIOUSLY LIKE HOW THEY DRESS AND LOOK, RANDOMLY YOU NOTICE THEY ARE THE BIGGEST GOOFS EVER AND YOURE ACTING OUT SCENES FROM MOVIES WITH THEM AND YOU CAN SING SONGS WITH THEM AND BE SUPER GOOFY AND NOT SHY OR ANYTHING. BASICALLY YOUR BESTFRIEND
AQUARIUS: PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY THEYRE LIKE DETATCHED AND SHIT BUT THE ONES IVE MET ARE STRAIGHT UP LOVING AND LIKE OPEN UP AND TALK ABOUT LOVE AND THEIR FEELINGS AND STUFF AND YOU CAN JUST CONNECT WITH THEM EASILY. TYPE OF PEOPLE WHO WILL DITCH CLASS JUST TO BE WITH YOU, ONCE THEYRE LIKE CLOSE TO YOU WILL BE SUPERRRR OPEN ABOUT HOW THEY JUST WANT TO BE WITH YOU LIKE 24/7 AND JUST REALLY BIG SOFTIES, SHOW YOU OFF TO THEIR FRIENDS AND STUFF. VERY PROUD OF THE PEOPLE THEY LOVE AND WONT BE AFRAID TO SHOW IT
PISCES: THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING CONFUSING, YOU THINK YOUVE GOTTEN A CONNECTION AND YOUR TIGHT AND WHAT NOT AND THEN THEYRE JUST LIKE IGNORING YOU AND DISTANT OR JUST SEEM TO BE, BUT YOU LEARN THAT THAT IS JUST HOW THESE PEOPLE ARE BY NATURE THEY NEED SOME SPACE TO BE WITH THEIR THOUGHTS AND ITS NOTHING PERSONAL, THE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND IT FEELS NICE TO FEEL IT RECIPROCATED. REALLY CUTE PEOPLE WHOVE GOT YOUR BACK ALWAYS, YOU CAN BE VERY COMFORTABLE WITH. WONT JUDGE YOU OR ANYTHING UNLESS YOURE BEING A DICK AND ARE LIKE MEAN TO ANIMALS OR SOMETHING. V CUTE PEOPLE. SERIOUSLY. CRY VERY EASILY TOO.
(CRAZY THING ABOUT THIS IS I DONT EVER REMEMBER THE ORDER OF THE SIGNS WHEN IM SOBER AND IM DRUNK AND I WAS LIKE HELL YEAH LEO VIRGO LIBRA BOOM )
I'm so glad there's another one I love blogs like these ;-; Companions react to the Sole take major damage and refusing aid?
Makes me happy you approve :)
Cait - Punches them hard, so they see that they’ve took more than they can hadle and accepts the help.
Codsworth - All he says is “Okay, mum/sir”, but is not comfortable with their decision one bit.
Curie - Insists on helping, when refused again, she gives up, but as soon as she has the chance (SS sleeping) she does what she can to help.
Danse - Gives SS an order to at least accept the stimpak.
Deacon - Gives up on trying, but keeps an eye out on them, so they don’t collapse on ground in the middle of combat.
Dogmeat - Has a stimpak in his mouth and jumps in front of SS, so they can’t go forward. Keeps doing it until SS accepts the stim.
Hancock - “Suit yourself” He says, but as soon as they turn around, he quickly pierces them with a stimpak. They’re mad at first, but cannot stay mad at him for long, especially when he might’ve just saved their life.
MacCready - Insists on helping SS, when they refuse again, he starts being very annoying, asking stupid questions and pissing SS off, untill they accept to get healed.
Nick Valentine - Insists as well, when refused, he turns them around and gives them a very persuading speech, the SS soon accepts to at least get a stimpak.
Piper - Tries her best to get them to get a stimpak or eat something, but upon being refused again and again gives up, but has a stimpak in her pocket, if SS changes their mind.
Preston Garvey - When refused, he accepts, trusting that his general can take care of themselves and doesn’t need babysitting.
Strong - Upon being refused, he only notes how stupid humans are and that wounded human is weak.
X6-88 - He isn’t comfortable with SS refusing the help, but believes that SS must have some good reason.
//Okay that is the last one for now, it’s almost 1 am here, I’m going to bed. Thank you guys so much, you’re super sweet and I hope you’ll enjoy your stay on my blog
Though, feel free to request, I shall answer your requests when I wake up :)
I come back to Tolkien fandom at least once a year and inhale fic for a week or two like I need it to live, usually just after having watched one of the movies, then usually wander out again. I assumed that was what was happening with me again this time! Except, apparently not, because it’s been longer than usual and I’m still inhaling fic as fast as I can hunt it down and flail about it in fic recs!
I am going to try to make this a semi-regular thing, hopefully 5-10 recs per post, trying for about once a week (older recs being reposted first!), pretty much exclusively focused on the elves. I don’t have a lot of ships in Tolkien, so I seek out genfic most of the time, but if I ever do pairing stuff, it will be labeled so to be easily avoidable! I have a strong preference for bb!Legolas, but will totally do adult!Legolas as well. Abusive!Thranduil is my N O P E limit and an instant backbutton. I don’t mind OCs in fic (and they’re sort of necessary a lot of the time!), but they’ll always be marked, too. ♥
TOLKIEN FIC RECS: → The Three Hunters and the Elven King by Jedi Sapphire, thranduil & legolas & aragorn & gimli & elladan & elrohir, 7.5k The War is won, Sauron has been defeated, and Legolas is finally returning home in the company of his friends. They have a furious Elven-king to face. → Prince of Ithilien by Jedi Sapphire, aragorn & faramir & legolas & thranduil, humor, 3.2k Thranduil has met and terrorized most of his son’s non-Elven friends. But this is his first encounter with the Prince of Ithilien. → An Elf Lord in Peril by Jedi Sapphire, thranduil & elrond, humor, 3.5k Elrond decided that Legolas should be the Elven representative in the Fellowship. Thranduil has his own views about that. Characters: Mainly Thranduil and Elrond, with brief appearances by other Elves, Dwarves and Hobbits. → In the Hall of the Wood Elf King by TreeHugger, legolas & bilbo & thranduil, fluff, semi-cracky, ~70k (without author’s notes/double postings) The Hobbit AU. While the Dwarves are imprisoned in Thranduil’s dungeons, Bilbo meets Legolas quite by accident. We find out why Elves don’t smoke pipeweed. → Father, Captain, and King by Thundera Tiger, thranduil & legolas, 6.5k Thranduil fills many roles, but one summer night, he finds himself assuming the role he loves best and gets least. Written for father’s day, here’s a quick look at the relationship between Mirkwood’s greatest king and its most famous prince. → All Those Who Wander by daw the minstrel, thranduil & legolas & ocs, 27.5k Young Legolas’s family struggles to readjust in the wake of the loss of his mother. → Good Neighbors by daw the minstrel, thranduil & legolas & ocs, 51k Legolas and Thranduil deal with their Mannish neighbors from Esgaroth and visitors from elsewhere in Middleearth. → To Wrap An Elven Princeling by Jael the Scribe, thranduil & legolas & ocs, 16.3k Did you ever wonder how Bilbo’s mithril shirt came to be in Smaug’s hoard? A surprise orc attack puts Thranduil into a crisis, and a very young Legolas must rely upon the kindness of strangers. If things weren’t bad enough enter the dragon. → May the Valar protect them by Nilmandra, thranduil & legolas & ocs, child endangerment, 136.9k This is the story of Legolas and the amazing circumstances set around his birth and early life. Features Legolas, Thranduil and a cast of original characters from Greenwood and beyond.full details + recs under the cut!
Okay so even after alex and maggie get together Kara is still salty because nobody hurts her big sister. NOBODY. So using her detective skills to try and detect away to make Kara stop looking like she will throw her into space, maggie starts bringing Kara potstickers and Kara cannot stay mad. Because forget boys Kara’s one true love is pot stickers.