Alexander Bychkov is a russian serial killer who targeted homeless people and alcoholics between 2009 and 2012. Bychkov would lure his victims into isolated areas, before attacking them brutally with a hammer and a knife. After he killed them he would dismember the bodies in order to hide the remains. He is thought to have killed at least 9 people, and on some occasions had resorted to cannibalism - eating the hearts of two of his victims. His approach to his crimes was callous, calling himself rambo and stating that he was the predator and his victims were his prey.
Six of his victims bodies were discovered in his own back yard, he was charged with a further three murders as well, and sentenced to life imprisonment for his crimes.
I’m at a concert and a day to remember is playing and honestly I feel so out of touch with the kids these days I don’t know anything they like I think this music is just one long loud noise I am uncool and I hate it
I’m like crazy about the original Hannibal stories and the Silence Of The Lambs/Hannibal movies really messed with me as a kid. I loved the show Hannibal very much for awhile but I think my mom kind of ruined it for me… every time we got together she would demand I put it on and the ENTIRE time she would complain about how gruesome and graphic things were and I was always like “THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE ME PUT IT ON???” sigh
YOU FOOLED ME ONCE WITH YOUR EYES NOW HONEY. YOU FOOLED ME TWICE WITH YOUR LIES AND I SAY SARAH SMILES LIKE SARAH DOESNT CARE. SHE LIVES IN HER WORLD SO UNAWARE. DOES SHE KNOW THAT MY DESTINY LIES WITH HER? OH SARAH ARE YOU SAVING ME???
And I counter with lyrics from a completely different song:
HEY YOU’RE IN MY STOMACH YOU’RE IN MY STOMACH AND I’LL START EATING MY STOMACH CANNI CANNI CANNIBAL
For some god-forsaken reason, Christopher Walken is alive in the G Gundam universe and representing his own micronation consisting of only him in the tournament. And the total micronation is also only his Gundam.
The Game Grumps play the creepy alternate-universe-looking cartrige from the NES Godzilla Creepypasta. This goes about as well as you would expect.
Hirohiko Araki and Grant Morrison are chained together by the leg and must use their combined mystical powers to defeat the dreaded leader of The Gentry known as The Empty Hand and his stand [L I N K I N P A R K]
Jim Steinman goes on a quest to get back his stolen “rock-n-roll motorcycle, with an engine that roared like the orgasm of a chrome angel, and a speed that could OUTRUN THE VERY HORSE OF DEATH ITSELF!.” Ends up becoming a Pokemon Master during the journey on sheer accident.
Hideki Kamiya becomes a trainer in the Mortasheen universe. This goes about as well as you would expect,
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The food rise up and kill humans. Yes, it's as stupid as it sounds.
Hahahaha Im sorry I just cant believe that….Its fucking food….it could have been funny if it was like that scene in “ This the end” were James franco starts cursing at a bunch of cannibals and then they eat him……It wasnt funny in thay movie tho…
I honestly think that Ana’s confidence, skill, and likeability made these individuals so jealous and insecure about themselves that they’d rather cannibalize this fandom than admit to themselves that there is something wrong with them personally.