cannibaland

can’t believe i only figured out today that mr ego mcego

suicidal sinnamon roll

psychopath extraordinaire 

pretentious purple cannibal

and sharktooth

are all voiced by the same dude

Happy Valentine’s Day, griiffins!

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Here we go again

I kinda wanna be more than friends

So take it easy on me

I’m afraid you’re never satisfied

“I need to tell you something,” he says, unwillingly pulling his swollen lips away from hers and earning a moan from her. His eyes are still closed, but he can sense the quizzical look she is giving him from underneath. After all, not every day your booty call interrupts a fiery make-out session for chitchat. But ever since at the coffeehouse Bellamy watched Clarke pretend to be a 19th century gentleman with a flashing grin after she realized she had a foam moustache, he has been bottling up the ache in his chest, and he is sure he will bloat and float off like Marge Dursley if he keeps it in longer. “And you’re going to freak out.”

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About 50 shades

Alright people sit the fuck down, you’re in for a ride. i’ve been silent on this topic for way to long, but i just can’t deal with this anymore!!

Repeat after me:

“wanting to watch/read 50 shades does not make you a bad person”
“liking 50 shades does not make you a bad person”
“feeling sexually stimulated by the content of 50 shades does not make you a freak”
“if you go to the cinema and see it, you dont HAVE TO FEEL GUILTY.

Alright?

Now before everyone goes bat-shit crazy, lets get a few things straight here.
- 50 shades is not a depiction of a healthy bdsm relationship
- hell 50 shades isnt a depiction of a healthy relationship in general
- cristian grey has abusive tendencies. (mildly put)

I AM NOT ARGUING WITH THAT
However, you are allowed to enjoy it anyway!
HELL YOU SHOULDN’T NEED FUCKING PERMISSION!!

Liking a show about murder, does not make you a murderer
Liking a show about a cannibal, does not make you a cannibal
And liking 50 shades does not make you a bad person

50 shades, and twilight for the matter, and any other piece of fiction that tumblr has decided to throw under the bus as being “problematic”, are problematic SINCE the relationships are depicted as being a healthy and romantic,WHICH THEY ARE NOT.

But as long as you are aware of this, go forth and enjoy it as much as you fucking want! Im so tired of seeing posts endlessly shaming and shouting and screaming at people not too see, read, and enjoy these works of fiction. WORKS OF FICTION.

But Alright. Lets make this a bit more relatable shall we?
Johnlock? Sherlock left john all alone thinking he was dead for 3 years? Isn’t that emotionally abusive?
Destiel? Omg where do you even want me to start on the problematic relationship status here? LIKE THE AGE DIFFERENCE AS THE FIRST THING???

Again NOT SHAMING ANYTHING HERE. These are both lovely and cute ships but they are NOT WITHOUT “PROBLEMATIC” FLAWS!

This hasn’t stopped people from shipping them anyways? And dont even get me fucking started on the will/hannibal ship (AGAIN NOT SHAMING)

see the whole point here is that you KNOW that this has flaws. Most people new to the bdsm world is going to see 50 shades as a standard depiction WHICH IT IS NOT! And a lot of young people reading twilight (myself included) thought that Edward was to most romantic guy ever WHICH HE IS NOT!
But when you know, when you are aware that this is not health, and wont bring it from fiction into your own relationship, DON’T YOU LET ANYONE TELL YOU WHAT YOU SHOULD AND SHOULDN’T WATCH IN THE CINEMA. Or what you shouldn’t read, or watch, or even FUCKING LIKE. i fucking caught myself feeling guilty for watching the trailer for fucks sake! im sorry i just dont want this website to emotionally manipulate people that way!

like, go forth let people know the truth about 50 shades, it is not a perfectly healthy relationship, and shouldn’t be seen as such.
but let it end there, dont go yelling at people who enjoy it, dont go shaming people into not watching it!
WHAT
THE
FUCK!
SHOULD WE TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR BROWSER HISTORY AND SEE THE AMOUNT OF “PROBLEMATIC” FANFICTION YOU’VE READ WHILE WE’RE AT IT!?

So if you are aware of the issued with the thing, go forth and enjoy the fucking thing!

This has been a psa

Animal lyrics by Neon Trees.


Here we go again
I kinda wanna be more than friends
So take it easy on me
I’m afraid you’re never satisfied.

Here we go again
We’re sick like animals
We play pretend
You’re just a cannibal

And I’m afraid I wont get out alive
No I won’t sleep tonight


CHORUS:
Oh, oh
I want some more
Oh, oh
What are you waitin’ for?
Take a bite of my heart tonight
Oh oh
I want some more
Oh oh
What are you waitin’ for?
What are you waitin’ for?
Say goodbye to my heart tonight

Here we are again
I feel the chemicals kickin’ in
It’s gettin’ heavier
I wanna run and hide
I wanna run and hide

I do it every time
You’re killin’ me now
And I won’t be denied by you
The animal inside of you

CHORUS:
Oh, oh
I want some more
Oh, oh
What are you waitin’ for?
Take a bite of my heart tonight.
Oh oh
I want some more
Oh oh
What are you waitin’ for?
What are you waitin’ for?
Say goodbye to my heart tonight

Hush, hush
The world is quiet
Hush, hush
We both can’t fight it
It’s us that made this mess
Why can’t you understand?
Whoa, I won’t sleep tonight

I wont sleep tonight

Here we go again
Here we go again
Here we go again

CHORUS
Oh, oh
I want some more
Oh, oh
What are you waitin’ for?
Take a bite of my heart tonight.
Oh oh
I want some more
Oh oh
What are you waitin’ for?
What are you waitin’ for?
Say goodbye to my heart tonight.

Oh, oh
I want some more
Oh, oh
What are you waitin’ for?
Take a bite of my heart tonight.
Oh oh
I want some more
Oh oh
What are you waitin’ for?
What are you waitin’ for?
Say goodbye to my heart tonight.

Oh, oh
I want some more
Oh, oh
What are you waitin’ for?
Take a bite of my heart tonight.
Oh oh
I want some more
Oh oh
What are you waitin’ for?
What are you waitin’ for?
Say goodbye to my heart tonight.