Gumlee texts 3
G:you won’t believe the indecent harasment that happened to me today.
M: oh poor baebae. What happened?
G: someone made rather crude sexual comments about my but during the candykingdom parade today.
M: …and….the problem is?
G: well they said , parden my language glob, “nice pert ass sweety shake what your mama gave you”
M: well you know what they say “when you have an ass like the north stare wisemen are bound to look at it.”
M:I know I would.