candykingdoms

Gumlee texts 3

G:you won’t believe the indecent harasment that happened to me today.

M: oh poor baebae. What happened?

G: someone made rather crude sexual comments about my but during the candykingdom parade today.

M: …and….the problem is?

G: well they said , parden my language glob, “nice pert ass sweety shake what your mama gave you”

M: well you know what they say “when you have an ass like the north stare wisemen are bound to look at it.”

G:..really.

M:I know I would.