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OTP Things:

1. “I’m not dancing in the rain. Why? Because I’m not getting wet and you can’t even dance.”

2. “Canned spaghetti rings is not gourmet. I don’t care what you did in college.”

3. “No cats, no dogs, no ferrets. Just a fish. No that doesn’t mean a frog, turtle, or fucking lizard.”

4. “I don’t wanna go to your moms-s-s.”

5. “We can share the shower, you know that right? It’s actually encouraged at this point.”

6. “Hey, buy me a cookie or no sex for like two years.”

7. “I was gone for two days and every dish in this freakin’ house is dirty.”

8. “All of our white clothes are pink because you just HAD to wash your new tee shirt.”

9. “Have fun explaining to the priest why you have a boner during our wedding class.”

10. “This is my desk. This is my office. This is my space. You’re only allowed in here when you’re sick, so I can keep an eye on you.”

11. “I thought you were drinking water for once…that ended with me choking on vodka.”

12.“Dude, you’re more of a man than me. Wtf.”

13.“Wait, your dad isn’t going to walk you down the aisle with a shotgun?”

14.“Babe, we need to talk. When you cuddle with me, your knee always squashes my junk.”

15.“Your nail polish got all over my Xbox paddle!”

16.“If you want to get to the coffee pot, kiss me and end this war.”

17.“I lock the door every night so no one can steal you from me.”

18.“That’s my ex. Makeout with me and make him jealous.”

19.“Scrape your goddamn plate off BEFORE you put it in the sink!”

20.“YOU USED THE LAST OF THE TOILET PAPER AND DIDN’T GET ANY MORE?! I AM STRANDED!”

21.“Thanks to you, the whole house smells like Taco Bell.”
“It’ll smell like something different soon, just give it a couple hours.”

22.“You’re my best friend.”
“My dog’s my best friend.”

23.“Did you just poop with the door open?”

24.“I didn’t have any underwear, so I stole yours.”

25.“No, you ARE talented. You’re the only one I know who can lay in bed and watch the same TV show for 47 hours straight.”

26.“Don’t go to work. You’re mine, not theirs.”
“But you don’t pay me to be here?”
“Are you a prostitute?”

27.“My car’s broken, I have to walk to the store.”
“My nephew’s bigwheel is in the garage. Take that, I have.”

28.“It’s just a little cut, don’t worry.”
“No, let me be your doctor.”
*gets peroxide and box of Hello-Kitty Bandaids*

29.“Hey, babe, does my makeup look okay?”
“I like you better without it. But you’re gorgeous, as always.”

30.“Pink and blue only go together if it’s cotton candy. Go change.”

31.“You have a huge job interview. Get dressed, or I’m throwing your PS4 in the pool!”

32.“You drool when you sleep, and I don’t know. I might just go tell everyone if you don’t give it back NOW!”

33.“Baby, I’m sorry. It’s checkers, please talk to me.”

34.“You didn’t text me back, so I checked your Facebook to see if you were dead.”

35.“You made me breakfast? You know our anniversary is in two days right?”
“Fuck. I was pretty fucking close this year”

36.“Rock, paper, scissors to see who gets up and turns off the light.”

37.“Look, cousin Larry will flirt with you. We’re pretty sure he’s got diseases. So if you do cheat on me, you’re fucked.”

38.“I really don’t like it when you get mad and you start mumbling in another language.”

39.“Footy pajamas! Now we can match!”

40.“Oh, so you think you’re a better driver? Prove it?” *lets go of wheel*

41.“You bought tampons when you went shopping? That’s some Prince Charming shit, right there.”

42.“Why aren’t you wearing lipgloss? I like tasting strawberry when I kiss you.”

43.“Can you explain why there are sheets strung up around the apartment?”
“I built a fort.”

44.“You scare me when you watch those cop shows. You could kill me and no one would ever notice.”

45.“Did you just fart?”
“If you want to live, don’t lift the blanket.”

46.“Toast. T-O-A-S-T. Is it that hard to put bread in the toaster?!”

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the saddest part of all these bill ships tho??

bill is such an amazing character, i love him to BITS oh god the gf crew really made him such a wonderful character and villain. i love hating him, its so good. i love that he doesn’t have some sad tragic backstory to justify his means, that he’s just wanted nothing but power and chaos, i love that hes such a skilled manipulator and con artist, i love that his first instinct was to throw a fucking party, i love that bill has only ever been bill, and that being bill and never changing and expecting the same in others was his downfall.

but what does most of the fandom do with him?? ship him. make him human so that they can ship him (and/or just make him eye candy). change his personality so that they can ship him. its sad to see his character be devalued so much within a fandom that claims to love him so dearly

So, I just saw the beta testing of the new Heathers, and here are some changes that I remember!
  • Beautiful: Heather Duke doesn't have breast implants, instead she had nose surgery while in Europe or her parents were in Europe something like that.
  • Candy Store: No changes at all.
  • Fight for Me: No changes at all.
  • Freeze Your Brain: No changes at all.
  • Big Fun: It was either Heather M. or Heather D. who now says the, "Salt, lime, shot." line. "You need a Jell-O shot!" was removed. There were more changes, but I can't remember.
  • Dead Girl Walking: "Sorry, but I really had to wake you." was changed.
  • Me Inside of Me: There were changes, Veronica says something completely different. Ms. Flemming says different things as well.
  • Blue: It was changed to a brand new song, You're Welcome. I don't know how I feel about it.
  • Big Fun (Reprise): Is this new? I don't think it is.
  • Our Love is God: No changes at all.
  • Prom or Hell?: No changes at all.
  • Dead Gay Son: Many changes.
  • Seventeen: No changes at all, and I'll sue if they touch this song.
  • Shine a Light: No changes at all.
  • Lifeboat: No changes at all.
  • Shine a Light (Reprise): No changes at all.
  • Kindergarten Boyfriend: No changes at all.
  • Yo Girl: No changes at all.
  • Meant to Be Yours: No changes, thank god.
  • Dead Girl Walking (Reprise): "I wish your mom had been a little stronger." "Don't talk about my mom."
  • I Am Damaged: A change, but I forgot.
  • Seventeen (Reprise): No changes at all.
  • Notes: I hope this helps or somewhat helps you all! The show was really great, and I sobbed a waterfall. There were probably some changes in the like actual talking parts, not just the songs, but I only know the songs by heart. Anywho, I love you all~!

B99 + Childhood Friends AU: in which Jake attends each of Amy’s eleven birthdays at the planetarium.

  • 6 year old Jake alternates between pulling little Amy’s pigtails and running around exhibits with her older brothers. 
    • He tires himself out and falls asleep halfway through the afternoon planetarium space show. Mrs. Santiago has to carry him around the museum for half an hour after that, until he’s awake enough to walk around on his own.
  • 7 year old Jake makes it his personal mission to win every single party game that year. Any other kid might cry over how competitive (i.e. mean) Jake is being, but Amy stands her ground and manages to beat him in nearly every game. 
    • In the end, Jake’s the one who’s in tears. Karen has to pick him up early because he’s inconsolable after losing Pin The Ring On Saturn.
  • 8 year old Jake is on his best behavior through the morning (partly because Karen gave him a lengthy talking-to on the car ride over, but also because he’s been kind of subdued overall since Roger left a few months prior). He does go ham on lunch, especially when they bring out Amy’s blue cake. 
    • Mrs. Santiago has to cradle him in her lap during the space show because he has too much of a tummy ache. (The Santiago brothers make fun of him for at least a week after that, but Amy defends him with her life and also sends him a Get Well Soon! card.)
  • 9 year old Jake has just discovered Star Wars and spends most of the party trying to find planet models of Hoth and Tatooine. While the other kids just laugh at him, Amy informs him that Star Wars is both fictional and inaccurate then proceeds to tell him about how awesome the real universe actually is. 
    • The two of them unknowingly break off from the group at some point because Amy’s too engrossed in telling him about the International Space Station, and Jake’s just hanging on to every word she says. They’re officially lost for a whole 12 minutes, but Mrs. Santiago eventually finds them in the full-scale space shuttle replica, laughing and pretending to be space pilots slash jedi. 

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Got7 Fansites April Fools

Silence (Jinyoung) -> became Chungha fansite

Stereomood (Jackson) -> became manager fansite

Variety! (Jackbam) -> posting random pictures of other Got7 & Monsta x members

Moonlight (Mark) -> changed name to Sunlight & posts pictures of Jinyoung

Plus 852 (Jackson) -> changed name to Plus 106 & posts pictures of Jaebum

ganpppp (Mark) -> became Jimin & Jungkook fansite

nottothink (Jaebum) -> changed name to 9 7 think & posting pictures of Jungkook & Mingyu  

Juvenile Dreamer (2young) -> changed name to doubleB & became a B1A4 Jinyoung and B.A.P Youngjae fansite

Sunkissed (Jackson) -> Sunkist (a type of gummy candy lol)

BasicInstinct16 (Jaebum) -> changed name to BasicInstinct922 & posts pictures of Jinyoung

WON!twothree (Sf9 Dawon) -> became Jinyoung fansite

CYJsupporters -> posted pictures of Yugyeom & Mark

classic young (Bambam) -> posting pictures where you can’t properly see Bambam

Basic instinct (Jaebum) -> posts pictures of Yura & Jinyoung

Being in a relationship with Carl would include:

Requested

Originally posted by corlgrimes


• Dates in one of the uninhabited houses of Alexandria where you two are undisturbed

• Carl taking your hand to hold it or wrapping an arm around you while walking through Alexandria

• You noticing the fights between Ron and Carl and being worried about him getting hurt

• Him being pretty protective of you 

• During the attack of the wolves and the walker herd Carl’s priority always being your wellbeing and safety

• Almost going insane when Carl gets shot and you have to see him laying bleeding on the cot, while holding his hand and praying that he makes it

• Him being insecure about his lost eye at first but you giving him the feeling that you love him no matter what which makes him more comfortable with it

• You trying to find chocolate pudding for him on runs

• And when you do find some cans with it, when you see how happy he is about it the whole struggle to get it was absolutely worth it 

• Him also trying to find gifts for you when you’re on runs or trying to get some of your favorite food or candy

• Changing Carl’s eye patch and bandage because he feels the most comfortable with you doing it

• Him putting his sheriff hat on your head and telling you how good it looks on you

• Sneaking out of the gates to spend the day together in the woods 

• Helping him babysitting Judith

• Carl sending glares over to Rick when he tries to tell you awkward childhood stories about Carl when you’re invited over for dinner 

• Roller skating with him

• Him not being able to stay mad at you for a long time after a fight which you also barely have

• Carl threatening anyone who just tries to mock or hurt you

• Sitting in the rocking chairs on his Dads house’s porch and watching the sun going down over the other houses of Alexandria and the trees of its surrounding

• Him not being able to imagine his life without you and making sure that you know how much he loves you


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pointless-lemons  asked:

Can you draw Jefferson as Heather Chandler, Madison as Heather Duke, Burr and Heather McNamara, and Hamilton as Veronica (Candy Store?)

YES. ABSOLUTELY.

I changed Madison to McNamara though, because he’s small and anxious, I hope that’s alright!

I had way too much fun with this…

"Grocery shopping" (Villainous drabbles)


“Grocery shopping” drabbles 2

In the rare occasion Black Hat and company need to travel outside of their home, it’s usually when they need to buy groceries. It is Black Hat’s worse nightmare, shopping like a normal human being.
Black Hat’s eye twitched when Dr. Flug pulled at Dementia’s leash as they went through the sliding doors. Dementia was on all fours, barking at terrified passerbys making Dr. Flug struggle against her. He tug at the leash, his sneakers sliding across the market’s floors.

“Dementia! Heel! Heel! And stop biting the leash!” Dr.Flug yelled out. Dementia spat out the leash and growled at him. “If you keep acting like that, you won’t get any candy!” Dementia’s tune swiftly changed and stood up, her arms hanging from her sides.

“Okay-” She sighed.

Black Hat growled deeply in annoyance when he saw the shoppers exchanged glances at the odd group, murmuring amongst themselves.

“Dr. Flug! I do not wish to be here any longer than I need to be!” Black Hat snapped. “Where is 5.0.5 with the blasted shopping vehicle?”

“You mean the cart, Sir?” Dr.Flug replied softly. Black Hat whirled at him with a glare, causing the good doctor to raise his hands up in defense.

“Don’t try to correct me, Flug!”

“Sorry Sir!”

“Now, let’s hurry and get what we need on the list.” Black Hat said, straightening his collar. He pulled out the folded up piece of paper out of his breast pocket, just in time for 5.0.5 to show up with the shopping cart. Dementia quickly jumped inside with a large grin, making Dr.Flug tie the end of the leash to the handlebars of the cart. Black Hat rolled his eyes at her and tossed the paper into Dr.Flug’s hands.

“I want everything on that list and into this cart in ten minutes.” He said. Dr.Flug opened up the piece of paper and like an accordion, it fell to the floor. Flug’s eyes nearly bulged out of his goggles from the amount.

“T-ten minutes, S-sir?”

“Did I stutter?” Black Hat snarled, making Flug gulp and Dementia giggle. Black Hat pointed at his wrist. “Tick-tick, Flug…better get moving.”

“Y-yes Sir! Come on 5.0.5!” The trio raced off down the aisle, knocking aside any unsuspecting shopper as Dr.Flug scrambled to get the groceries. Black Hat was left alone, standing silently in the produce section with annoying background music playing in the intercoms. He crossed his arms and tapped his foot. He noticed the other shoppers avoiding him, most even avoiding eye contact with the villain. He does have a reputation, which made his chest swell with pride when he saw the fear in their eyes. But, waiting around and doing nothing was quickly became boring. He gritted his teeth and looked at his watch. Dr.Flug has nine minutes and thirty seconds left. Black Hat yanked his arm down and snarled to himself for not giving the cowardly doctor five minutes instead of ten.

“Free sample, Sir?”

His brow raised and turned around, seeing a young woman behind a small table. She was dressed in a white apron, wearing a chest deli hat and holding out a plate of cheese.

“What?” Black Hat said, his sharp teeth showing with disdain.

She held out the plate, giving him a smile. “Free sample? This is our new type of cheese, it’s monterey jack mixed with Munster cheese.”

He stepped forward with his hands behind his back, staring at the plate with suspicion.

“Hmm, what’s the catch?”

“No catch Sir, just cheese.”

He gave her a glance and with a frown, he picked up a piece of cubed cheese by the toothpick and lifted it up to his face. He gave a sniff and put it in his mouth. He chewed it slowly before swallowing it. He shrugged, unimpressed.

“Good.”

She lifted up another plate. “Would you like to try another type?”

He rolled his eyes and gave out a heavy sigh. “If I must.” And he grabbed another piece.
It wasn’t long until he was sitting on one of the spare sitting stools that the employee had behind her counter. Black Hat tossed his fifteenth toothpick into the garbage. He saw Dr, Flug having a bit of trouble with Dementia, who somehow got out of her leash and was now jumping on the shelves in between aisles. Black Hat blinked when he smacked his lips.

“Not bad, what was that one?”

“West Country cheddar.” The employee replied. Black Hat cleaned his sharp teeth with the toothpick before tossing it away.

“I’ll take it.”

“Very good, Sir.” The employee said. She reached behind the counter and pulled out a pound of the cheese, wrapped in a tight plastic. Black Hat grabbed it without giving her a glance. “Would you like the coupon that goes with it? It will save you one dollar.”

“A coupon?” He turned and grabbed the piece of paper. “This thing will help me save money? What kind of idiot designed this? I would rather keep every penny.”

“Which is why it’s limited Sir, only one for each cheese.”

“Hmm, well I suppose I should use it, no sense wasting it. Dr. Flug!” Black Hat yelled out, his voice reaching through the store. “Time’s up!”

He scowled when he saw the doctor pushing the cart with 5.0.5 struggling to keep Dementia inside the cart and attached to the leash. The mountain of food rocked back and forth as they made their way towards Black Hat.
Black Hat took out a small notebook from underneath his top hat, along with a pen. He glanced back at the employee.

“What is your name?”

“Amanda, Sir.”

Black Hat scribbled the name down and shoved the notebook into his hat. “Congratulations, “Amanda”, you have now made the list of humans to show mercy to.”

She tilted her head. “Excuse me?”

Black Hat ignored her when he strolled up to the cart. Dr.Flug was hanging down from the handlebars, breathing heavily as he lifted up a finger.

“W-we got everything, S-Sir Black Hat.”

Dementia shoved a bag of jaw breakers in front of Black Hat’s face. “And I got candy!”

Black Hat immediately shoved the bag back into Dementia’s face. “Cut it out! Now! Let’s go!” Black Hat began to walk towards the door, but Dr, Flug stopped him when he asked.

“What about paying for the groceries?”

Black Hat’s neck snapped when he turned his head completely around like an owl. He gave the trip a devilish grin. “Who said anything about paying?”

No one really stopped them.

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Esto se está descontrolando!!! hahaha, we are almost done and as promised I added a little eye-candy… Fox candy hahaha. I actually changed almost all this page’s panels, you really are making me do this comic more spicy that I intended to… Not that I complain hahaha.

What mischiveous plans Judy has? will find out in the next and last page, hope you like it and enjoy it.

Cheers X3

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The Before I Die Wall

After the lost of someone she loved artist Candy Chang turned the side of an abandoned house in her neighborhood in New Orleans into a giant chalkboard.

Painted with chalkboard paint and stenciled with the sentence “Before I die I want to _______”, the wall became a space where people could learn the hopes and dreams of the people around them and turned a neglected space into a positive one to help improve the neighborhood.

Reaction to the wall was more than she could have ever imagined. From the funny and creative to the thoughtful and heartbreaking, the responses have made her laugh out loud and also tear up.

The project was featured in Oprah Magazine and NBC, and The Atlantic called it “one of the most creative community projects ever.”