candy is a loser

HONEY, WATCHU WAITIN’ FOR?

WELCOME TO MY CANDY STORE

IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO PROVE YOU’RE NOT A LOSER ANYMORE

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Are you that mean in person? - Anthony Ramos x reader

Soulmate Au where the first word you say is tattooed on them forever 

Requests are - Always open feel free to leave one :)

you were walking down the street on your way to the theater you were in the show ‘Heathers’ you Played ‘Heather Chandler’ whom was one of the leads this job was amazing, this job seems like a walk in the park when you see the show… but its not. 

you see everyone on set had found their soulmates except you, you had always dreamed of it but no.

“Good news cast.” your directer Yelled and clapped his hands 

Everyone turned their heads towards him you were putting the finishing touches on your hair and you turned around and looked at him your back leaning on your dresser desk.

“Lin Manuel Miranda, Anthony Ramos, And Daveed Digg’s, are coming to the show tonight.” he yelled and everyone clapped but you. you were just nervous Hamilton was one of your favorite musicals ever. And Lin Manuel Miranda was your favorite person ever. In the heights was your all time favorite!

“Y/N. Snap out of it.” your friend Barrett (She Plays veronica.) she yelled and snapped her fingers in your face and you snapped out of it when you did her look of worry went back to her happy self

“Are you okay? you zoned out.” she laughed and sat down and worked on her hair

“Ye-”

“Everyone places please.” the female voice over the speakers exclaimed 

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Suddenly the music for Candy store started playing you hot hyped this song was your favorite to sing the dancing was os fun. don’t get me wrong it was a workout but it got you so exited 

“Are we going to have problem?” you asked in your ‘Heather’ voice “You got a bone to pick?” “You’ve come so far why now are you pulling on my dick?”

Everyone laughed and you saw Anthony’s eyes staring into your soul 

“Id normally slap your face off. and everyone here could watch.” you sassed and gestured towards the audience  “But i’m feeling nice, heres now advice listen up biotch.” you screamed and started shaking your hips as choreographed 

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

“Well, Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.” you screamed and crossed your arms looking over Barrett’s shoulder everyone started clapping and laughing and you could see Anthony’s smile from the front row he was laughing and slapping his knee and Lin was laughing to. 

the musical carried on till it was time for the finale bow you walked out with Elle (Heather Mcnamara) and with Alice (Heather duke) 

You guys bowed and then it was Ryan’s (J.D) and Barrett’s turn they and bowed and then you all grabbed hands and you guys bowed 

The audience Stood up and clapped and screamed you heard a “Y/N i love you!!.” you laughed and waved to all the people who had spent a lot of money to be here 

You guys walked off stage and to your dressing room so you could de Heather

when you were finished you walked towards the stage door when they opened it  there was lots of screaming and lots of fans it always made you so happy to see all the fans. 

you walked around giving hugs, signing stuff, taking pics, etc, 

“Y/N, Y/N, Over here.” you heard a female voice say you looked around and then saw a girl around 14 with a smile on her face you smiled and walked over.

“Hey sweetie.” you spoke sweetly at the girl

“h-hi Y/N! can i get a video of you singing candy store?” she asked nervously

“of course! Elle! Alice come over here please”

They walked over smiling but confused at the same time 

“This young lady wants us to sing candy store.” 

“1 2, 1 2 3 4.” you said and started singing and people took out their cameras and watching

“I like looking hot buying stuff they cannot.” 

“I like.”

“Drinking hard, maxing dads credit card.”

“I like.”

“Skipping gym scaring her screwing him.” you sang and pointed to some girl and then to Anthony who was watching with his arms crossed 

“I like.”

“Killer clothes, kicking nerds in the nose!”

“if you lack the balls you can go play dolls let your mommy fix you a snack.”

“Woah!”

“Or you could come smoke pound some rum and coke in my Porsha with the quarterback.”

“Woah! woah! woah!”

“Honey whatcha waiting for? welcome to my candy store, time for you to prove your not a loser anymore. and step into my candy store.”

the song went on till the end and you hugged the girl and walked off till you heard from behind you

“Are you that mean in person? cause if so then ill leave.” the person Laughed 

“Well, i can be so don’t get on my bad side.” you laughed and turned around to see Anthony Ramos

Suddenly you felt burning in your wrist and you yelped in pain and fell to your knees you held your wrist tightly – suddenly you heard a groan come from Anthony but you couldn’t see what was going on you had shut your eyes tight.

The pain finally stopped and you looked at your wrist to see the words 

Are you that mean in person? cause if so then ill leave.

“W-What?” you asked yourself asked and looked at Anthony his wrist had the words

Well, i can be so don’t get on my bad side.

you guys just looked at each other in shock 

“i’m Anthony.” he said and held his hand out so you could stand up.

“I know.” you laughed and took his hand

“Wanna go get some dinner?”

“I have one more show in 2 hours.”

“Then wanna go get a drink after your show?”

“Id like that.” 

You pecked his cheek and walked away 

anonymous asked:

Can we get some Ignis fluff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) what about embarrassing things on their first time kissing (idk like nose booping accidentally) or holding hands (hands get really sweaty and its awkward as fuck) or a lot of teasing?? ꒰⁎′̥̥̥ ⌑ ‵̥̥̥ ꒱ i need floof im sorry im a loser

You’re not a loser for wanting fluff! Fluff is the candy floss of the soul, warm pink and absolutely delicious. I hope you didn’t mind the wait!

Awkward Ignis Dating HC

  • Ignis isn’t comfortable on a first date

  • So when your hand slips in to his he gets so nervous and wound up, overthinking how to hold your hand that he’s fumbling and infinitely glad for the gloves he’s wearing since he’s sure his palms are sweaty.

  • You just manoeuvre his hand in to place and smile at him letting him know it’s all good. You won’t tell him how sweet the nervous smile he gives you is.

  • He’s such a gentleman he drops you off at your door after that first date. He’s obviously nervous and you can practically hear the gears in his head screaming ‘Do I kiss them? Do I not? Do I bow??? BOW?! Ignis you idiot!’

  • He freezes still when you give him a quick peck at the corner of his mouth and wish him goodnight, his red cheeks are something you’ll always recall with a smile.

  • He gets bolder eventually, and hand holding is easy for him, but eventually he starts watching your lips when he says goodbye each night. You wait so patiently, since you worry you’ll scare off your spectacled flighty rabbit. 

  • Eventually one night outside of your door he bends down too quick, following the instinct that tells him to kiss you before he chickens out.
  • And he headbutts you

  • He can’t apologise enough and he sweeps you in to your apartment and gets an ice pack for your head.

  • After about 10 minutes of him apologising over and over again while you repeatedly try to tell him it’s ok, he peels the ice pack away slowly and his fingers gently smooth over the small bump.

  • His face is close to yours and you put your hands on his shoulders to keep him still as you move in slowly for your first kiss.
heathers summarized
  • beautiful: we're all ugly but we have potential !!
  • candy store: don't be a fucking loser and bully ppl w/ us
  • fight for me: ur even hotter if you'll punch someone !
  • freeze your brain: don't kill yourself, chill yourself
  • big fun: let's get drunk and say big fun repeatedly!!
  • dead girl walking: well I'm screwed let's have sex
  • the me inside of me: well fuck darn it we killed the bitch
  • blue: HORNY TEENAGE BOYS, THE GOD DAMN MUSICAL!!!1!1!2!2
  • our love is god: they make you cry, I make them die
  • my dead gay son: gay dads ftw
  • seventeen: cause committing homicide isn't what normal teenagers do
  • shine a light: what the actual fuck mrs.fleming oUR CHILDREN ARE DYING
  • lifeboat: all her rides to school are dead
  • shine a light (reprise): the moment when you wanna slap Heather Duke
  • kindergarten boyfriend: MARTHA IS TOO GOOD, TOO PURE FOR THIS WORLD
  • yo girl: well fuck
  • meant to be yours: too bad you didn't wanna commit mass homicide w/ me I lo- oh shit you killed yourself
  • dead girl walking (reprise): JD ur fucking nUTS
  • I am damaged: well I'm pretty fucked up but you're still good I'll just die peace out
  • seventeen (reprise): my boyfriend just blew up but it's all good
  • psychic: *reads my mind*
  • my mind: are we going to have a problem? do you have a bone to pick? you've come so far why now are you pulling on my dick? I'd normally slap your face off. And everyone here could watch but I'm feeling nice here's advice listen up biotch I like looking hot buying stuff they cannot I like drinking hard maxing dads credit card I like skipping gym scaring here screwing him i like killer clothes KiCKIN nerDS In ThE noSE if you lack the balls you can go play dolls have your mommy fix you a snack or you could come smoke pound some rum and coke in my Porsche with a quarterback honey what you waitin for welcome to my candy store you just gotta prove you're not a loser anymore and step into my candy store guys fall at your feet pay the check help you cheat ALL YOU have to do say goodbye to shamoo THAT FREAKS not your friend I can tell in the end IF SHE had the shot she would leave you to rot course if you don't care FIne go braid her hair maybe Sesame Street is on or forget that creep and get in my jeep let's go tear someone's lawn HONEY WHATCHU WAITIN FOR WELCOME TO MY CANDY STORE you just gotta prove you're not a PUSSY anymore and step into my candy store you can join the team or you can bitch and moan you can live the dream or you can die alone you can fly with eagles or if you prefer keep on testing me and EnD Up LiKE HeR *insertdialougehere* wOaH HoGhOhOHobEyWHaTcHuWSiTIbG FOr WElComE tO My CADu stORe SHUT JEARHER WELCOME TO MY CANDY STOREEEEEEEEEEE YOU JUST GOTTA PROVE YOURE NOT A LAMEASS ANYMORE and step into my candy store it's my candy store it's my candy it's my candy store it's my candy it's my candy store UWOOOOOOOOOORE
  • psychic: what the fuck

anonymous asked:

How about the SDR2 guys reacting to their s/o dancing and singing to "candy store" from Heathers? I'm heathers trash rip :')

Anon, that is an excellent song I must say, I totally don’t listen to it like.. All the time along with Meant to be Yours >_>

For those who are not sure what the song is, here you go!

SDR2 Boys reacting to their S/O dancing and singing to Candy Store from Heathers

Hajime Hinata:

- It was just a normal afternoon, he was just lazily sitting on the sofa until you slid into the room

- “Are we gonna have a problem?”

Huh?

- “You got a bone to pick?”

What are you talking about? 

- “You’ve come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick?”

What the f-

- “I’d normally slap your face off”

“S/O what are you on ab-”

“And everyone here could watch!”

“S/O we’re alone in here.”

-  You lean towards him

“But I’m feeling nice, here’s some advice, listen up biotch!”

You then do that dance move they do in the actual musical and that’s when he notices, you have earphones in

Is this that Goddamn musical again?

You point to him “I like!”

He sighs before pointing back to you and half mutters, half sings “Lookin’ hot, buyin’ stuff they cannot”

Kazuichi Soda:

- He’s in his workshop as usual but you just jump in with a “I like!”

- “Woah! H-”

- “Drinkin’ hard, maxin’ Dad’s credit card!”

Wait what? This took a sudden turn

“I like!”

Wait again?

“Skippin’ gym” You take out a picture of Saionji “Scaring her” You then point to Soda “Screwing him”

Uh? Thanks? Wait why are you singing and dancing?!

- “I like!”

He’s just kind of staring at you really confused

“Killer clothes, kickin’ nerds in the nose!”

You then do a little kick and he quickly moves out of the way

- “Hey! S/O! St-”

- You point to him again “If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls, let your mommy fix you a snack (woah)”

Wait did you just offend him? What is happening?!

Nagito Komaeda:

- You’re hoovering the room whilst he’s just reading on the sofa

- You suddenly turn to him with the hoover

- “Or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke” 

He closes his book and looks at you

- “In my Porsha with the quarterback!”

He instantly knows what you’re singing so he just smiles and sings a “Woah, woah, woah”

He then stands up and the two of you begin to dance together and take turns singing

- “Honey whatchu’ waitin’ for?”

- “Welcome to my candy store!”

- “Time for you to prove you’re not a loser anymore,”

And then together the two of you sing “Then step into my candy store!”

Nekomaru Nidai:

- He’s just at the gym getting some valuable TRAINING when all of a sudden you just stand in front of him and sing to him

- “Guys fall, at your feet, pay the check, help you cheat”

- Cheat? Guys falling?! Checks?! What?!

- “All you, have to do”

- You point to him

- “Say goodbye to Shamoo.”

- Who the hell is Shamoo?! Is that a new nickname for someone?!

- “That freak’s not your friend I can tell in the end”

- Wait what? Who are you talking about?!

- “If she, had your shot, she would leave you to rot!”

- “S/O I AM REALLY CONFUSED WHO IS THIS SHAMOO?! IS IT OWARI OR SOMETHING?!”

Gundham Tanaka:

- He was just feeding his Four Dark Devas when he heard the door unlock

- “Ah, S/O, you’re b-”

- “’Course if you don’t care, fine! Go braid her hair, maybe Sesame Street is on! (Woah)” You do a little dance as he watches you

- “Or forget that creep” Are you talking about Soda “And get in my Jeep, let’s go tear up someone’s lawn! (Woah woah woah!)”

- Tear up someone’s lawn?! Are you suggesting vandalism or something?!

- You tug at his scarf and kinda force him to dance/sway with you “Honey whatchu’ waitin’ for? Welcome to my candy store!”

- Huh? There’s no s-

- “You just gotta prove you’re not a pussy anymore”

- Y-You fiend! You offended him right now didn’t you?!

- You can clearly see he has no idea what is happening so you take out one earphone and put it in his ear instead

- “Then step into my candy store”

- Oh… You were.. Singing… Oh that’s embarrassing… 

- He just pulls his scarf a bit higher up his face

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu:

- He was busy lately but you managed to spend some time with Peko so of course you made her watch the whole musical

- You even convinced her to do a duet with you!

- Peko: “You can join the team,”

- You: “Or you can bitch and moan”

- Peko: “You can live the dream,”

- You: “Or you could die alone!”

- Peko: “You can fly with eagles or if you prefer,”

- You: “Keep on testing me, and end up like her!”

- It is then that the pair of you notice Kuzuryuu standing in the doorway with a shocked but kinda impressed expression

- “What the fuck did I just see.”

- “Um… A musical…”

- “Gotta say that was pretty impressive, you two have nice singing voices”

- He walks off and both you and Peko start blushing

Byakuya Twogami (Imposter):

- He hears muttering from your room so he decides to investigate

- “Veronica look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party. This proves he’s been thinking about me!”

- You then step to the right and change your facial expression slightly

- “Colour me stoked”

- You then step to the left and resume your previous expression

- “I’m so happy!”

- You then begin to dance slightly “Woah! Honey whatchu’ waiting for-”

- You then turn towards the door “SHUT UP HEATHER!”

- It’s at that moment you notice Twogami staring at you

- … “How long have y-”

- “If you’re trying to impersonate people, you’re doing an awful job”

- He then shakes his head and leaves

- That’s going to need a bit of explaining…

Teruteru Hanamura:

- He’s just cooking when he sees you happily dancing your way towards him

- “Ah S/O - san!”

- “Step into my candy store!”

- Huh? Candy store? Is that some sort of innuendo?

- “Time for you to prove you’re not a lame ass anymore!”

- Huh? Lame ass? Is that directed at him?

- You point to him “It’s my candy store, it’s my candy”

- “It’s my candy store, it’s my candy”

- “It’s my candy store”

- “It’s my candy stooore!” You then lift your hands above your head like you just did the greatest performance ever, he notices you’re holding your phone

- Oh so you were listening to music, but he’s not going to let this chance slide by

- “Hm~ S/O - san do you still want me to step into your candy store?” ;)

- Hanamura no

Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
Welcome to my candy store!
It’s time for you to prove, you’re not a loser anymore!
Then step into my candy store!

- Candy Store

——————————–

Toy Bonnie has always been somewhat of a sassy malicious bitch but I love him. Toy Bonnie, Funtime Foxy, BonBon and Bonette would be like.. the ultimate maliciously sassy group.

~BritishBunny

  • Psychic: *reads my mind*
  • My mind: H. CHANDLER:
  • Are we gonna have a problem?
  • You got a bone to pick?
  • You’ve come so far,
  • Why now are you pulling on my dick?
  • I’d normally slap your face off,
  • And everyone here could watch.
  • But I’m feeling nice.
  • Here’s some advice.
  • Listen up, biotch!
  • H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA
  • I like!
  • H. CHANDLER
  • Lookin’ hot
  • Buying stuff they cannot
  • H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA
  • I like!
  • H. CHANDLER
  • Drinkin’ hard
  • Maxin’ Dad’s credit card
  • H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA
  • I like!
  • H. CHANDLER
  • Skippin’ gym
  • Scaring her
  • Screwing him
  • H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA
  • I like!
  • H. CHANDLER
  • Killer clothes
  • HEATHERS
  • Kickin’ nerds in the nose!
  • H. CHANDLER
  • If you lack the balls
  • You can go play dolls
  • Let your mommy fix you a snack
  • H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA
  • Woah!
  • H. CHANDLER
  • Or you could come smoke
  • Pound some rum and coke
  • In my Porsha with the quarterback
  • HEATHERS
  • Woah! Woah! Woah!
  • Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
  • Welcome to my candy store
  • It’s time for you to prove
  • You’re not a loser anymore
  • Then step into my candy store
  • H. CHANDLER & H. MCNAMARA
  • Guys fall
  • H. DUKE
  • At your feet
  • Pay the check
  • H. MCNAMARA
  • Help you cheat
  • HEATHERS
  • All you
  • H. DUKE
  • Have to do
  • H. CHANDLER
  • Say goodbye to Shamoo
  • HEATHERS
  • That freak’s
  • H. MCNAMARA
  • Not your friend
  • I can tell in the end
  • HEATHERS
  • If she
  • H. MCNAMARA
  • Had your shot
  • HEATHERS
  • She would leave you to rot
  • H. MCNAMARA
  • ‘Course if you don’t care
  • Fine! Go braid her hair
  • Maybe Sesame Street is on
  • HEATHERS
  • Woah!
  • H. MCNAMARA
  • Or forget the creep
  • H. DUKE
  • And get in my jeep
  • H. CHANDLER
  • Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn
  • HEATHERS
  • Woah! Woah! Woah!
  • Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
  • Welcome to my candy store
  • You just gotta prove
  • You’re not a pussy anymore
  • Then step into my candy store
  • H. CHANDLER
  • You can join the team
  • H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA
  • Or you can bitch and moan
  • H. CHANDLER
  • You can live the dream
  • H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA
  • Or you can die alone
  • H. CHANDLER
  • You can fly with eagles
  • HEATHERS
  • Or if you prefer
  • H. CHANDLER
  • Keep on testing me
  • H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA
  • And end up like her!
  • MARTHA
  • Veronica, look!
  • Ram invited me to his homecoming party.
  • This proves he’s been thinking about me.
  • VERONICA
  • Color me stoked.
  • MARTHA
  • I’m so happy!
  • HEATHERS
  • Woah!
  • H. DUKE
  • Honey, whachu waiting fo—
  • H. CHANDLER H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA
  • Step into my candy store! Time for you to prove
  • Oooh woah! Woah oh oh! You’re not a lame ass anymore Then step into my candy store
  • HEATHERS
  • It’s my candy store
  • It’s my candy
  • It’s my candy store
  • It’s my candy
  • It’s my candy store
  • Psychic: What the fuck?
Heathers 101: Candy Store

H. CHANDLER:
Are we gonna have a problem?
Did zombies eat your brain?
You’ve come so far,
Why now are you yanking on my chain?
I’d normally slap your face off,
In front of the whole damn school.
But I’m feeling nice.
Here’s some advice.
Listen up, fool!

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!

H. CHANDLER:
Lookin’ hot
Buying stuff they cannot

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!

H. CHANDLER:
Spendin’ hard
Maxin’ Dad’s credit card

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!

H. CHANDLER:
Skippin’ gym
Dissing her
Kissing him

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!

H. CHANDLER:
Killer clothes

HEATHERS:
Kickin’ nerds in the nose!

H. CHANDLER:
If you lack the juice
Go play duck duck goose
Let your mommy fix you ice cream

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Woah!

H. CHANDLER:
Or come hang with me
And tonight we’ll be
Dirty Dancin’ with the football team!

HEATHERS:
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
Welcome to my candy store
It’s time for you to prove
You’re not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store

H. CHANDLER & H. MCNAMARA:
Guys fall

H. DUKE:
At your feet
Pay the check

H. MCNAMARA:
Help you cheat

HEATHERS:
All you

H. DUKE:
Have to do

H. CHANDLER:
Say goodbye to Shamoo

HEATHERS:
That freak’s

H. MCNAMARA:
Not your friend
I can tell in the end

HEATHERS:
If she

H. MCNAMARA:
Had your shot

HEATHERS:
She would leave you to rot

H. MCNAMARA:
‘Course if you don’t care
Fine! Go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on

HEATHERS:
Woah!

H. MCNAMARA:
Or forget the creep

H. DUKE:
And get in my jeep

H. CHANDLER:
Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn

HEATHERS:
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You’re not a doorknob anymore
Then step into my candy store

H. CHANDLER:
You can join the team

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Or you can bitch and moan

H. CHANDLER:
You can live the dream

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Or you can die alone

H. CHANDLER:
You can fly with eagles

HEATHERS:
Or if you prefer

H. CHANDLER:
Keep on testing me

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
And end up like her!

MARTHA:
Veronica, look!
Ram invited me to his homecoming party.
This proves he’s been thinking about me.

VERONICA:
Color me stoked.

MARTHA:
I’m so happy!

HEATHERS:
Woah!

H. DUKE:
Honey, whachu waiting fo—

H. CHANDLER:                    H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Step into my candy store!     Time for you to prove
Oooh woah! Woah oh oh!    You’re not a door stop anymore 

Then step into my candy store

HEATHERS:
It’s my candy store
It’s my candy
It’s my candy store
It’s my candy
It’s my candy store

CANDY STORE – HEATHERS 
                                      sentence starters

“ are we gonna have a problem?”
“ you’ve come so far. ”
“ why now are you pulling on my dick? ”
“ i’m feeling nice. ”
“ here’s some advice. ”
“ i like looking hot. ”
“ i like drinking hard. ”
“ if you lack the balls, you can go play dolls. ”
“ you could come smoke. ”
“ what you waiting for? ”
“ prove you’re not a loser/pussy/lameass. ”
“ step into my candy store. ”
“ guys fall at your feet. ”
“ that freak’s not your friend. ”
“ if s/he had your shot, s/he would leave you to rot! ”
“ if you don’t care, fine! ”
“ forget that creep. ”
“ let’s go tear up someone’s lawn. ”
“ you can live the dream or you can die alone. ”
“ keep on testing me and end up like her! ”