candy is a loser

HONEY, WATCHU WAITIN’ FOR?

WELCOME TO MY CANDY STORE

IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO PROVE YOU’RE NOT A LOSER ANYMORE

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anonymous asked:

out of all of the losers, who do you think likes candy corn??? I've been thinking about this all day

Richie: *holding a container of candy corn* fellas I’ve been thinking,,, I don’t think candy corn is so bad.

Bev: I’m disgusted but not surprised, traitor.

Stan: this is a candy corn free environment. Leave.

Ben: it’s not the BEST candy, but it’s really not that bad.

Mike: I’ve never had it. I don’t trust candy that pretends to be real food.

Eddie: don’t bother. Tastes almost as bad as my aspirator.

Bev: where do you stand on this, bill?

Bill: *spooning handfuls of candy corn from Richie’s container into his mouth* w-w-what?

Bill Denbrough x Reader (Candy Shop)

Originally posted by edsgazebos

Request: can i ask for a bill x reader where u work at the candy shop ur parents own an the losers always visit an u have a crush on bill but ur to shy to do anything about it and bill has a crush on u and the losers tease him about it?

Requested by: @lissbethsalander

Warnings: The Bowers Gang being themselves

Another usual day in Derry, Maine, unpacking box after box of candy to replace the empty shelves of chocolate and taffy as customers plucked them by the dozens off the shelving. You sighed in relief as the last of the missing sweets were replaced. “Is that all the boxes, dad?” He glanced up from the register as he rang up another item for the lady standing at the counter.

He adjusted his glasses, “Yes, thank you.” He handed the child his sucker and the woman smiled, “Have a nice day, Mr. (L/N).” She waved him goodbye ushering her child out the door. He turned to you and stood, “Do you mind holding up the fort while I go grab lunch from across the store?” With a nod you approached the register taking his place sitting on the stool so you could have better access to the counter. He grabbed his wallet from the drawer to your left before heading out.

You picked at the peeling paint on the counter, and it was quiet for a while before the bell attached the the door jingled. Lifting your attention to tend to the customers a smile making it’s way to your lips. Four boys entered the shop and a small blush creeped onto to your cheeks as green eyes met yours.

Bill looked away from your gaze and back down at the shelves lined with candy, Richie stepped over to him a smug grin on his face as the boy adjusted his glasses. “Candy looks pretty good huh?” He asked his friend and Bill nodded dreamily, “Yeah, s-she does look g-good.” Richie and the other boys laughed, Bill turned a bright shade of red.

“Why don’t you just talk to her?” Stanley suggested more than asking his friend and Eddie agreed with him, “Yeah why don’t you? I mean she looks like she likes you she’s been staring.” The boy stated pointing to the counter and Stan laughed as Bill turned a a brighter shade of red.

“Yeah just ask her out, I’m sure she’s got the hots for you to Bill.” Richie stated with a roll of his eyes as he grabbed a bar of chocolate and shoved it to Eddie, “I’m not paying for this..” He snapped back at Richie. “Fine.. I won’t buy popcorn for the movie later.” The boy turned away arms crossed over his chest and the poor boy gave in, “Fine, but you owe us all at the movies.” Richie silently cheered as he followed behind Eddie and Bill to the register. Stanley stood behind off to the side just to watch this whole thing go down.

Bill placed the chocolate on the counter, one bar for him and the other for Georgie. You rang up each item and smiled back at Bill, “That will be 1 dollar and fifty-cents.” He pulled the money from his pocket and handed it to you his fingertips brushing against yours. You quickly took the money and placed it into the register. Bill took the bars and spoke up as Eddie began to pay for his own.

“U-Uhmm (Y/N)?”He asked quietly and your gaze turned to him after taking the money from Eddie, “Yeah, Bill?”

“Well..I-I.. Just wo-wuh-wondering if y-you’d go on a-a date? W-With me?” He stammered fiddling with bars of candy in his hand then looking up at you for an answer.

“Yes.. I would to. I’ll finish up here and meet you at the theater later.” You replied and leaned over to peck him on the cheek. “See you later, Bill.” With all the candy paid for they all stumbled out the door Bill almost knocking over one of the shelves making you laugh.

Are you that mean in person? - Anthony Ramos x reader

Soulmate Au where the first word you say is tattooed on them forever 

Requests are - Always open feel free to leave one :)

you were walking down the street on your way to the theater you were in the show ‘Heathers’ you Played ‘Heather Chandler’ whom was one of the leads this job was amazing, this job seems like a walk in the park when you see the show… but its not. 

you see everyone on set had found their soulmates except you, you had always dreamed of it but no.

“Good news cast.” your directer Yelled and clapped his hands 

Everyone turned their heads towards him you were putting the finishing touches on your hair and you turned around and looked at him your back leaning on your dresser desk.

“Lin Manuel Miranda, Anthony Ramos, And Daveed Digg’s, are coming to the show tonight.” he yelled and everyone clapped but you. you were just nervous Hamilton was one of your favorite musicals ever. And Lin Manuel Miranda was your favorite person ever. In the heights was your all time favorite!

“Y/N. Snap out of it.” your friend Barrett (She Plays veronica.) she yelled and snapped her fingers in your face and you snapped out of it when you did her look of worry went back to her happy self

“Are you okay? you zoned out.” she laughed and sat down and worked on her hair

“Ye-”

“Everyone places please.” the female voice over the speakers exclaimed 

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Suddenly the music for Candy store started playing you hot hyped this song was your favorite to sing the dancing was os fun. don’t get me wrong it was a workout but it got you so exited 

“Are we going to have problem?” you asked in your ‘Heather’ voice “You got a bone to pick?” “You’ve come so far why now are you pulling on my dick?”

Everyone laughed and you saw Anthony’s eyes staring into your soul 

“Id normally slap your face off. and everyone here could watch.” you sassed and gestured towards the audience  “But i’m feeling nice, heres now advice listen up biotch.” you screamed and started shaking your hips as choreographed 

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

“Well, Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.” you screamed and crossed your arms looking over Barrett’s shoulder everyone started clapping and laughing and you could see Anthony’s smile from the front row he was laughing and slapping his knee and Lin was laughing to. 

the musical carried on till it was time for the finale bow you walked out with Elle (Heather Mcnamara) and with Alice (Heather duke) 

You guys bowed and then it was Ryan’s (J.D) and Barrett’s turn they and bowed and then you all grabbed hands and you guys bowed 

The audience Stood up and clapped and screamed you heard a “Y/N i love you!!.” you laughed and waved to all the people who had spent a lot of money to be here 

You guys walked off stage and to your dressing room so you could de Heather

when you were finished you walked towards the stage door when they opened it  there was lots of screaming and lots of fans it always made you so happy to see all the fans. 

you walked around giving hugs, signing stuff, taking pics, etc, 

“Y/N, Y/N, Over here.” you heard a female voice say you looked around and then saw a girl around 14 with a smile on her face you smiled and walked over.

“Hey sweetie.” you spoke sweetly at the girl

“h-hi Y/N! can i get a video of you singing candy store?” she asked nervously

“of course! Elle! Alice come over here please”

They walked over smiling but confused at the same time 

“This young lady wants us to sing candy store.” 

“1 2, 1 2 3 4.” you said and started singing and people took out their cameras and watching

“I like looking hot buying stuff they cannot.” 

“I like.”

“Drinking hard, maxing dads credit card.”

“I like.”

“Skipping gym scaring her screwing him.” you sang and pointed to some girl and then to Anthony who was watching with his arms crossed 

“I like.”

“Killer clothes, kicking nerds in the nose!”

“if you lack the balls you can go play dolls let your mommy fix you a snack.”

“Woah!”

“Or you could come smoke pound some rum and coke in my Porsha with the quarterback.”

“Woah! woah! woah!”

“Honey whatcha waiting for? welcome to my candy store, time for you to prove your not a loser anymore. and step into my candy store.”

the song went on till the end and you hugged the girl and walked off till you heard from behind you

“Are you that mean in person? cause if so then ill leave.” the person Laughed 

“Well, i can be so don’t get on my bad side.” you laughed and turned around to see Anthony Ramos

Suddenly you felt burning in your wrist and you yelped in pain and fell to your knees you held your wrist tightly – suddenly you heard a groan come from Anthony but you couldn’t see what was going on you had shut your eyes tight.

The pain finally stopped and you looked at your wrist to see the words 

Are you that mean in person? cause if so then ill leave.

“W-What?” you asked yourself asked and looked at Anthony his wrist had the words

Well, i can be so don’t get on my bad side.

you guys just looked at each other in shock 

“i’m Anthony.” he said and held his hand out so you could stand up.

“I know.” you laughed and took his hand

“Wanna go get some dinner?”

“I have one more show in 2 hours.”

“Then wanna go get a drink after your show?”

“Id like that.” 

You pecked his cheek and walked away 

anonymous asked:

Alrighty so y’know ma boi (Richie) probs eats tons of candy and like at this point it’s just natural for him and what not so he doesn’t really get many sugar highs, but then we have my son (Eddie) who’s mom never lets him have candy and one day the losers just buy tons of candy and he’s all scared about eating it first because dIABETES but then he eats some aND MY BOI GETS ON A SUGAR HIGH AND HE’S SO ENERGETIC ITS THE CUTEST THING EVER?!?!??? (@toomanyfandoms-oops)

(IM SORRY I JUST GOT TO THIS HC)

BUT YESSS!!!! I’m laughing just thinking about it.

“Richie.”

“Richie.”

“wha–”

“Richie.”

“WHAT?”

“RICHIE.”

“WHAT DO YOU WANT?”

“Hi.”

Richie rolls his eyes and looks at Bill, “Is this what I’m like all the time?”

“Surprisingly not-t as ba-ad.”

“LETS STAY UP ALL NIGHT!!! LETS GO…. FOR A JOG! Wait, I need another Snickers first!!!”

“Slow down, cowboy. No you don’t!” Richie says as he grabs the bag of candy and holds it in his lap. Eddie keeps pawing at him to get it back and the other Losers laugh.

…1 hour later….

Eddie’s sugar high is over and he is passed out against Richie’s shoulder while they all watch a movie. Richie has his arm around him and chuckles down at the sleeping boy. 

“I remember my first Reese Cup…”

heathers summarized
  • beautiful: we're all ugly but we have potential !!
  • candy store: don't be a fucking loser and bully ppl w/ us
  • fight for me: ur even hotter if you'll punch someone !
  • freeze your brain: don't kill yourself, chill yourself
  • big fun: let's get drunk and say big fun repeatedly!!
  • dead girl walking: well I'm screwed let's have sex
  • the me inside of me: well fuck darn it we killed the bitch
  • blue: HORNY TEENAGE BOYS, THE GOD DAMN MUSICAL!!!1!1!2!2
  • our love is god: they make you cry, I make them die
  • my dead gay son: gay dads ftw
  • seventeen: cause committing homicide isn't what normal teenagers do
  • shine a light: what the actual fuck mrs.fleming oUR CHILDREN ARE DYING
  • lifeboat: all her rides to school are dead
  • shine a light (reprise): the moment when you wanna slap Heather Duke
  • kindergarten boyfriend: MARTHA IS TOO GOOD, TOO PURE FOR THIS WORLD
  • yo girl: well fuck
  • meant to be yours: too bad you didn't wanna commit mass homicide w/ me I lo- oh shit you killed yourself
  • dead girl walking (reprise): JD ur fucking nUTS
  • I am damaged: well I'm pretty fucked up but you're still good I'll just die peace out
  • seventeen (reprise): my boyfriend just blew up but it's all good

anonymous asked:

the losers club during christmas! what happens??

so im not gonna write them celebrating Christmas but ill write them during the winter/winter holiday time!

  • Eddie does not leave the house without several coats on and scarves and mittens.
  • Stan wears the best winter outfits which gain compliments from Bev.
  • Bill wears a lot of beanies.
  • Mike wears a lot big jackets and will give them to whoever is the coldest.
  • All the losers buy each other secret gifts, not really a ‘Secret Santa’ but slowly throughout December, they give them to each other. Mike buys the best gifts.
  • They attend several holiday parties together, which usually ends up either Richie stealing a lot of finger food and being kicked out.
  • They all love the snow.
  • Several snow days from school, Which equals snowmen building contests and snowball fights.
  • Snowball fight teams are usually Ben, Richie, and Eddie, VS, Bill, Beverly, Mike and Stan.
  • Richie claims they don’t need an even amount because he holds all the talent.
  • Richie gets a lot of snowballs to the face.
  • They all sleep over at Bills every other week, They huddle around the fireplace and drink hot cocoa.
  • Beverly likes to put candy canes in her hot chocolate.

anonymous asked:

Can we get some Ignis fluff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) what about embarrassing things on their first time kissing (idk like nose booping accidentally) or holding hands (hands get really sweaty and its awkward as fuck) or a lot of teasing?? ꒰⁎′̥̥̥ ⌑ ‵̥̥̥ ꒱ i need floof im sorry im a loser

You’re not a loser for wanting fluff! Fluff is the candy floss of the soul, warm pink and absolutely delicious. I hope you didn’t mind the wait!

Awkward Ignis Dating HC

  • Ignis isn’t comfortable on a first date

  • So when your hand slips in to his he gets so nervous and wound up, overthinking how to hold your hand that he’s fumbling and infinitely glad for the gloves he’s wearing since he’s sure his palms are sweaty.

  • You just manoeuvre his hand in to place and smile at him letting him know it’s all good. You won’t tell him how sweet the nervous smile he gives you is.

  • He’s such a gentleman he drops you off at your door after that first date. He’s obviously nervous and you can practically hear the gears in his head screaming ‘Do I kiss them? Do I not? Do I bow??? BOW?! Ignis you idiot!’

  • He freezes still when you give him a quick peck at the corner of his mouth and wish him goodnight, his red cheeks are something you’ll always recall with a smile.

  • He gets bolder eventually, and hand holding is easy for him, but eventually he starts watching your lips when he says goodbye each night. You wait so patiently, since you worry you’ll scare off your spectacled flighty rabbit. 

  • Eventually one night outside of your door he bends down too quick, following the instinct that tells him to kiss you before he chickens out.
  • And he headbutts you

  • He can’t apologise enough and he sweeps you in to your apartment and gets an ice pack for your head.

  • After about 10 minutes of him apologising over and over again while you repeatedly try to tell him it’s ok, he peels the ice pack away slowly and his fingers gently smooth over the small bump.

  • His face is close to yours and you put your hands on his shoulders to keep him still as you move in slowly for your first kiss.

How the losers feel about Halloween

In an Au with no Sewer clowns

  • Richie absolutely loves Halloween and starts planning everything in June, also he starts celebrating the very first day of October (“Wow can’t believe it’s Halloween already”, “it’s October 1st?”,“you mean Halloween 1st?”). He and Eddie have matching costumes every year, even before they started dating and sometimes they are pretty embarrassing, like the Plug and Socket costume… you know the one… that one, they absolutely wore it at some point. How did he get Eddie to agree to this?! I don’t know and neither does Eddie.
  • It took Eddie a long time before he started enjoying Halloween, receiving things from strangers is like the first thing they teach you not to do, when they were little Richie and Stan would check his candies one by one just so he felt comfortable eating them. But not too many or you’ll get cavities.
  • Stan tries real hard to outgrow Halloween, but it’s really difficult when most of your friends get so hyped about it so he eventually gives up. His favourite part of Halloween is candy (because Stan has a sweet tooth) and movie night with the losers (because Stan loves to cuddle, you can fight me on this). Stan doesn’t always throw away old Halloween candy instead he puts it in a bag in his closet, Bill found it on accident and was horrified
  • Bill most likely enjoys Halloween because he gets to spend time with his friends and to take Georgie trick or treating; They sometimes have matching costumes and it’s so cute!! Bill is a movie enthusiast and he, Richie and Ben always decide together what movies they’ll watch on Halloween, sometimes it’s hard to reach a compromise and they get into really heated discussions on whether or not it is appropriate to watch Star Wars movies on Halloween
  • Ben isn’t really that into Halloween but he likes how excited the others losers get so he tags along anyways. He enjoys decorating tho (he goes all out, probably builds a big fucking spider on his roof or something ) and giving kids candy, Ben finds all this little kids smiling and walking around in costumes just so adorable. Ben and Mike have an unspoken rivalry surrounding horror stories, in their yearly Halloween Bonfire they terrorize their friends in an attempt to outdo each other, honestly the other loosers are too busy freaking the hell out to decide whose story was better
  • You bet your ass Bev loves Halloween too, she was right by Richie’s side when they started planning the whole thing back in June. She specifically loves that she gets to design and make most of the outfits and also to practice her make-up skills on her friends faces, of course she’s amazing at it and only gets better each year. Bill, Eddie and Richie help her with shocking efficiency, they just have to give Eddie and Richie different tasks so that they actually get anything done. Richie is specially good at this since he already customizes most of his clothes
  • Mike liked Halloween okay, they didn’t really do much back in the farm. He never really got much into it until he started hanging out with the Losers. Now you can say he very much likes Halloween, specially when he gets to hang out with the losers at the farm and crave some spooky faces on some pumpkins. They take this very seriously, they even do a contest, but it never has a clear winner. He also bakes Halloween themed cupcakes with Stan and Ben while the others help Bev with the costumes.
Losers Halloween experience (reddie)

This is my first ever headcanon so I hope that you enjoy! please let me know how I did and request other things I could do!!

-the losers definitely still go trick or treating, even throughout high school

-But if anyone is dressed like a clown all of them absolutely lose it

- Mike and Ben are normally the ones who bring everyone back to reality and tell them that ITS gone and it’s just a costume

-Bill is dressed as Frankenstein or some other cheesy monster

-Ben is one of those people who wear the costume that makes it look like their head has been dismembered from the rest of his body

-Bev is either a witch or a cat

-Mike is definitely a football player or something cool but not scary

-Richie is certainly an old-school vampire with a cape and some of those cheap plastic fangs (blood is not the only thing I suck *winks* Beep Beep Richie)

- Not to mention his hair is completely slicked back

- Eddie is some type of generic superhero

-Stan hates dressing up but tags along with the losers anyway

- during the night they all kind of get separated but without fail, Eddie and Richie are together

- Richie practically drags Eddie into some jankie haunted house in the neighborhood, to which Eddie refuses to go through but Richie just grabs Eddies hand and blushes the color of a tomato and goes along with it

- Eddie is scared out of his brains and Richie seems completely unfazed but all he sees is how adorable Eddie is when he's scared

- Eddie clings to Richie the whole time and loves it

-The losers all meet back up at Bills house for a sleepover

-They all trade their candy with one another, to which Richie calls dibs on any Reeses, or gummy eyeballs

- most of them are surprised that Henry Bowers didn't try and steal any of the losers candy

- towards the end of the night, Ben suggests that they should watch a scary movie, and they debate for almost 15 minutes what they should watch

- Stan and Eddie want to watch Hocus Pocus but Richie says that movie is for weenies

- After loads of bickering, they decide on The Shining

- Richie and Eddie were cuddling nonchalantly on the couch, forgetting that the rest of the losers are there

- At a particularly scary moment, Eddie practically jumps into Richie’s lap

- The rest of the losers are kind of used to this behavior between them but it gets slightly awkward when Eddie tries to scoot back to his seat and Richie just held him put and gave him a sly look, and Eddie just stays perched on Richie’s  lap

- But the rest of the losers are totally cool with it :)

Thanks For Reading! let me know how I did!

anonymous asked:

How about the SDR2 guys reacting to their s/o dancing and singing to "candy store" from Heathers? I'm heathers trash rip :')

Anon, that is an excellent song I must say, I totally don’t listen to it like.. All the time along with Meant to be Yours >_>

For those who are not sure what the song is, here you go!

SDR2 Boys reacting to their S/O dancing and singing to Candy Store from Heathers

Hajime Hinata:

- It was just a normal afternoon, he was just lazily sitting on the sofa until you slid into the room

- “Are we gonna have a problem?”

Huh?

- “You got a bone to pick?”

What are you talking about? 

- “You’ve come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick?”

What the f-

- “I’d normally slap your face off”

“S/O what are you on ab-”

“And everyone here could watch!”

“S/O we’re alone in here.”

-  You lean towards him

“But I’m feeling nice, here’s some advice, listen up biotch!”

You then do that dance move they do in the actual musical and that’s when he notices, you have earphones in

Is this that Goddamn musical again?

You point to him “I like!”

He sighs before pointing back to you and half mutters, half sings “Lookin’ hot, buyin’ stuff they cannot”

Kazuichi Soda:

- He’s in his workshop as usual but you just jump in with a “I like!”

- “Woah! H-”

- “Drinkin’ hard, maxin’ Dad’s credit card!”

Wait what? This took a sudden turn

“I like!”

Wait again?

“Skippin’ gym” You take out a picture of Saionji “Scaring her” You then point to Soda “Screwing him”

Uh? Thanks? Wait why are you singing and dancing?!

- “I like!”

He’s just kind of staring at you really confused

“Killer clothes, kickin’ nerds in the nose!”

You then do a little kick and he quickly moves out of the way

- “Hey! S/O! St-”

- You point to him again “If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls, let your mommy fix you a snack (woah)”

Wait did you just offend him? What is happening?!

Nagito Komaeda:

- You’re hoovering the room whilst he’s just reading on the sofa

- You suddenly turn to him with the hoover

- “Or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke” 

He closes his book and looks at you

- “In my Porsha with the quarterback!”

He instantly knows what you’re singing so he just smiles and sings a “Woah, woah, woah”

He then stands up and the two of you begin to dance together and take turns singing

- “Honey whatchu’ waitin’ for?”

- “Welcome to my candy store!”

- “Time for you to prove you’re not a loser anymore,”

And then together the two of you sing “Then step into my candy store!”

Nekomaru Nidai:

- He’s just at the gym getting some valuable TRAINING when all of a sudden you just stand in front of him and sing to him

- “Guys fall, at your feet, pay the check, help you cheat”

- Cheat? Guys falling?! Checks?! What?!

- “All you, have to do”

- You point to him

- “Say goodbye to Shamoo.”

- Who the hell is Shamoo?! Is that a new nickname for someone?!

- “That freak’s not your friend I can tell in the end”

- Wait what? Who are you talking about?!

- “If she, had your shot, she would leave you to rot!”

- “S/O I AM REALLY CONFUSED WHO IS THIS SHAMOO?! IS IT OWARI OR SOMETHING?!”

Gundham Tanaka:

- He was just feeding his Four Dark Devas when he heard the door unlock

- “Ah, S/O, you’re b-”

- “’Course if you don’t care, fine! Go braid her hair, maybe Sesame Street is on! (Woah)” You do a little dance as he watches you

- “Or forget that creep” Are you talking about Soda “And get in my Jeep, let’s go tear up someone’s lawn! (Woah woah woah!)”

- Tear up someone’s lawn?! Are you suggesting vandalism or something?!

- You tug at his scarf and kinda force him to dance/sway with you “Honey whatchu’ waitin’ for? Welcome to my candy store!”

- Huh? There’s no s-

- “You just gotta prove you’re not a pussy anymore”

- Y-You fiend! You offended him right now didn’t you?!

- You can clearly see he has no idea what is happening so you take out one earphone and put it in his ear instead

- “Then step into my candy store”

- Oh… You were.. Singing… Oh that’s embarrassing… 

- He just pulls his scarf a bit higher up his face

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu:

- He was busy lately but you managed to spend some time with Peko so of course you made her watch the whole musical

- You even convinced her to do a duet with you!

- Peko: “You can join the team,”

- You: “Or you can bitch and moan”

- Peko: “You can live the dream,”

- You: “Or you could die alone!”

- Peko: “You can fly with eagles or if you prefer,”

- You: “Keep on testing me, and end up like her!”

- It is then that the pair of you notice Kuzuryuu standing in the doorway with a shocked but kinda impressed expression

- “What the fuck did I just see.”

- “Um… A musical…”

- “Gotta say that was pretty impressive, you two have nice singing voices”

- He walks off and both you and Peko start blushing

Byakuya Twogami (Imposter):

- He hears muttering from your room so he decides to investigate

- “Veronica look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party. This proves he’s been thinking about me!”

- You then step to the right and change your facial expression slightly

- “Colour me stoked”

- You then step to the left and resume your previous expression

- “I’m so happy!”

- You then begin to dance slightly “Woah! Honey whatchu’ waiting for-”

- You then turn towards the door “SHUT UP HEATHER!”

- It’s at that moment you notice Twogami staring at you

- … “How long have y-”

- “If you’re trying to impersonate people, you’re doing an awful job”

- He then shakes his head and leaves

- That’s going to need a bit of explaining…

Teruteru Hanamura:

- He’s just cooking when he sees you happily dancing your way towards him

- “Ah S/O - san!”

- “Step into my candy store!”

- Huh? Candy store? Is that some sort of innuendo?

- “Time for you to prove you’re not a lame ass anymore!”

- Huh? Lame ass? Is that directed at him?

- You point to him “It’s my candy store, it’s my candy”

- “It’s my candy store, it’s my candy”

- “It’s my candy store”

- “It’s my candy stooore!” You then lift your hands above your head like you just did the greatest performance ever, he notices you’re holding your phone

- Oh so you were listening to music, but he’s not going to let this chance slide by

- “Hm~ S/O - san do you still want me to step into your candy store?” ;)

- Hanamura no