If I were gay I’d steal her from her hideous alien looking husband.

But since I’m thoroughly convinced that I’m not, I guess I’ll just have to settle for hoping to one day become her best friend.

Chances are slight, but eh.. there’s definitely a possibility.

Candace Parker Bitches. (:

(This post was written three and a half yrs ago. I’ve since realized that I am, indeed, a lesbian.)