cancer of the internet

I don't date I...
  • Fuck: Scorpio, Libra, Aries
  • Make friends and then fall in love with them: Cancer, Leo, Pisces, Sagittarius, Gemini
  • Forget to be social anywhere but the internet: Capricorn, Virgo, Aquarius, Taurus
your actual internet persona vs your ideal internet persona

The 10th and 11th House are usually where you want to find what you’re like on the Internet. Why? The 10th House is the house of the public and the  world. Your public image is seen through your 10th House. The Internet is your online public image, so therefore, you can find insight to see how people view you online. The 11th House shows how you ideally want to be seen online. The 11th House is naturally ruled by Aquarius, which is a sign associated with technology. The 11th House also rules over friendships and community, and with that, you want to show the best parts of yourself.

Be aware that any dominant elements in your natal chart (dominant planet, sun, moon, and/or dominant house) will also be seen online.

If you have duplicated signs due to interceptions, meaning that you have the same sign ruling both Houses, then this post will not apply for you. Those with duplicated signs in the 10th and 11th House will tend to have an online image that is similar to their ideal image… Or can struggle to identify how they want to establish themselves online. There is a strong emphasis on the duplicated sign when it comes to online affairs.

Aries in the 10th//Taurus in the 11th - You are seen to be assertive, direct, and straightforward online. It’s hard to misunderstand what you’re saying since you’re very straightforward, but you could also be very aggressive. With that in mind, you can participate in a lot of arguments and debates. However, you ideally want to be seen as someone who is calm, steady, and appealing. Sometimes, you can feel that your current online image is too harsh and brash.  You ideally want to be seen as someone who is comforting. You try your best to remain calm and comfortable, but you can be easily affected by what you see on the Internet. It can be hard for you to accept that you’re wrong, for you can be very stubborn online.

Taurus in the 10th//Gemini in the 11th - You generally tend to be well liked on the Internet. With Taurus being a sign ruled by Venus, your blog or social media can be very visually appealing. People tend to come to you for good vibes, and it’s hard to make you angry. However, you can be seen to be shallow, superficial, and maybe unintelligent. People can underestimate you due to this, which is why you want to be seen as someone who is educated online. You want to be seen as a fun, carefree, and talkative individual for you feel that you can be stuck in your comfort zone sometimes. Ultimately, you want to have a worry-free experience on the Internet because not everything should be taken seriously.

Gemini in the 10th//Cancer in the 11th - People look up to you on an intellectual plane when it comes to online matters. You are fun, spontaneous, and hilarious. You may like to post a lot of memes and laugh at a lot of posts. You don’t take things too seriously on the Internet, since it’s all just a bunch of fun for you. However, you may feel that your emotions can be hidden and ideally, you want people to take you seriously when you express your emotions online. Usually, you contribute a logical and rational argument, but you may deeply seek for an emotional understanding. Ultimately, you want other people to see that you have the ability to be someone they can emotionally rely on, even though, you’re seen to be light-hearted person.

Cancer in the 10th//Leo in the 11th - People find you to be a very sweet individual online. You may find that a lot of people come to you for advice. There is a vibe of safety and comfort when people approach you on social media. You may be very emotionally understanding to others, and can give good advice. Generally, you are seen to be sweet, but sometimes, you can find that people take advantage of your sweet nature. You can be passive-aggressive when you don’t get your own way, making you quite moody. There is a part of you that wants to shine above the rest. Due to this lack of respect, you may try to make yourself look respectable online by expressing your creativity and talents. Instead of having to praise and comfort others online, you’d like it if someone praised you.

Leo in the 10th//Virgo in the 11th - When it comes to your online persona, you are seen to be very charismatic. It’s likely that you are very popular on social media, and you can quite a lot of attention. You are quite creative in your online expression. However, through all of this popularity, you may want others to just see you as a normal person. Sometimes people tend to forget that you are just a normal individual and can treat you unfairly due to your popularity. You can also feel impractical for you feel like you can’t apply your creativity to something productive sometimes. Ultimately, you want to have attention that’s genuine and true and to place your creativity into something productive for others.

Virgo in the 10th//Libra in the 11th - With Virgo ruling your 10th House, you tend to have a quieter online image. You tend to be very organized in your online affairs, for you like to keep your blogs and social media to be clean. Any mess or lack of organization can bug you. You are very analytical and helpful to anyone who comes to you for help. However, you can feel very misunderstood because you are someone who tends to criticize others online for their own good. People can find you to be petty and you feel that you aren’t well-liked. You ultimately want others to see you to be someone social and charming. There is a craving for validation from others. You can feel unappealing online, so you also strive to be seen as someone aesthetically pleasing.

Libra in the 10th//Scorpio in the 11th - People tend to see you to be charming, sweet, and social. You usually know the right things to say, and you have the ability to remain neutral and diplomatic with any conflicts. You strongly focus on beauty and you try to make your social media accounts look aesthetically pleasing. However, you tend to focus a lot on people’s interactions online, and people can find you to be a shallow, gossipy person. Due to this, you can feel like you are at a distance from others. The reason why you pay attention to such interactions is because you ultimately want to have intimate relationships online. You want to look good online is because you feel that people won’t tolerate the “ugly” side you don’t want to show yourself. Ultimately, you seek for intimacy and true acceptance online.

Scorpio in the 10th//Sagittarius in the 11th - When you have Scorpio in the 10th House, you will cause extreme reactions from people online. People will either love you, or hate your guts. You tend to not reveal too much of yourself online, only revealing details that will lead to a dead end. You are very particular to who you talk to and who you will be close with. With a lack of information shown, people will usually find you to be either mysterious or intimidating. This lack of understanding hurts you, because there is a fun, dorky side of you, and this is ultimately the side of you that you want to show. You want to be seen has someone optimistic, fun, and exciting, but you feel that showing such a side shows your vulnerability. There is a part of you that wants to let go and just be carefree online.

Sagittarius in the 10th//Capricorn in the 11th - With Sagittarius in the 10th House, you are generally seen to be a very fun and approachable person. While you can be seen to be very funny, you can also be very intelligent and participate in a lot of open-ended discussions. However, you tend to have exaggerating tendencies, which can make you unnecessarily blunt and reckless. Due to this, you can feel out of place online, and with that, you want to be seen as someone important. You ultimately want others to take you seriously. People tend to forget that you have a serious side, and there are times where you want to show it so that people can respect you. You may have many aspirations, but you feel like you can’t quite place them down in a practical way.

Capricorn in the 10th//Aquarius in the 11th - When you have Capricorn ruling the 10th, it is hard for others to put you down. You are the one who tends to sound very serious and mature, and due to this, people respect you and tend to be cautious if they choose to argue with you. However, you ultimately feel like you are blocked in your expression. You are secretly scared of blowing your cover and saying stupid things out of the blue. There are so many things you want to do, but you don’t go out of your way to do it because you feel like it threatens your online image. There is a part of you that wants to stop caring about what’s right and wrong, and just have the freedom to do whatever you want. Instead of being a lone wolf, you want to be seen as someone cooperative, flexible, and well-rounded.

Aquarius in the 10th//Pisces in the 11th - When you have Aquarius in the 10th, your social media accounts are popular in a strange sense. You like to set trends, and you are probably updated on the latest memes. Sometimes you post spontaneously or erratically out of the blue. You don’t have to work very hard to be unique in your online community. Although you have a lot of out-of-the-box ideas, you feel like your online self is lacking in something. You may feel that you lack an emotional, yet creative expression to others. There is a sense of detachment to your image that you want to eliminate, for you ultimately want to be seen as a person who is sweet and compassionate to others.

Pisces in the 10th House//Aries in the 11th House - When you have Pisces in the 10th House, people can struggle to gather a coherent, correct image of you. Due to this, you may feel like you are misunderstood online. However, you are truly seen to be a sweet, compassionate individual. The confusion you feel, however, bothers you and you strive for clarity and to lead. You ideally want to be someone who is seen to be assertive, yet still inspiring to others. With your public image, you want to be understood and inspire others in a clear, straightforward fashion. You have so much creativity, but you feel like you just need a little push to make it come to life.

anonymous asked:

Tumblr people should just not exist, this cancer is too much

i hate to break this to you, but you uh… you are on tumblr right now. so the thing is.. ok, you might need to sit down for this.. im sorry.. you are tumblr people

Signs when the Wifi is slow
  • Aries: Tries to hack other people's Wifi
  • Taurus: Just stares at their device until it works
  • Gemini: Screams
  • Cancer: Unplugs the wifi and tries again
  • Leo: Is patient and waits happily
  • Virgo: Cries and cries
  • Libra: Drums their fingers impatiently and death stares their device
  • Scorpio: Is also trying to hack people's Wifi
  • Sagittarius: Whispers threats under their breath towards the wifi
  • Capricorn: Sighs and picks up their device and drop kicks it out of the window
  • Aquarius: Socialises with people and realises there not that bad
  • Pisces: Hits refresh every three seconds
Como frases relacionadas con amor
  • Dale a quien amas una roca para su cumpleaños: Aries, Leo, Virgo, Escorpio.
  • Te amo casi tanto como a mi cama: Tauro, Cáncer, Libra, Piscis
  • Si dos astronautas estuvieran en la luna y uno de ellos se saca el casco para besar al otro, no terminaría bien, ¿o sí?: Géminis, Sagitario, Capricornio, Acuario.
Zodiac Signs as online friends

Capricorn: Offline most of the time because they’re busy with work, school, or extracurricular activities. But the occasional check-up message you get from them is always a treat.

Pisces: Account stalking is their ultimate guilty pleasure. They could spend hours just searching through your timeline and photo feed, all the way up to that one cringey selfie you took back from 7th grade that you never got around to deleting.

Aries: Most avid followers. Will always put their thoughts in your comments section and comment on every post you have. Sometimes they’ll even tag you on a post of an aesthetic photo they took or of a news article they want to share with you.

Taurus: A tad bit reclusive and don’t always respond back to your message, either because they’re too sleepy to or just distracted with something else. Will always manage to share a funny meme with you from time to time to keep you happy.

Gemini: Some days they’re happy to talk with you and message, other days they seem to be in a bit of a heavy mood-whether if it’s because it’s a grudge against you or simply because they’re in a bad mood- need to have their breaks from offline.

Cancer: Either busy being a sad potato and posting updates about their depression, or busy throwing a hissy fit about you not messaging them enough. They’re the friend that you’ll probably check up on the most to see if they’re doing okay.

Leo: The popular online friend; gets nearly 1,000 followers and has a relatively large following. Doesn’t let their internet fame get to their head however and still manages to check up on your account and comment their thoughts.

Virgo: Often either busy with school and not online enough to speak or feisty enough to start a comment debate with you regarding a post you made that they disagree with.

Libra: Friend that spends most of their time posting sex memes. They’ll even go so far as to tag you on one of their smut posts from time to time just to embarrass you.

Scorpio: Friend that loves to rp and chat. But they will leave you during the middle of an RP when the situation gets drastic enough and they don’t feel comfortable.

Sagittarius: God memes coming your way. Has some of the funniest and dankest memes to share and has always got something to cheer you up.

Aquarius: Evil unpredictable friend who you will never know what their life is like outside of the web. Rather aloof in messaging, they will manage to comment on your post every so often when they feel like it, but will give you suspicious messages regarding how they came back from hiding a dead body somewhere out in the forest.

How do the signs spend their weekend

Aries: either hangs out with their friends or stays at home and watches their favorite TV show. actually gets things done if they have to though

Taurus: does everything they told themselves they would do and then just spends time online. sometimes also goes out with their friends 

Gemini: literally does either nothing or just something they love, like art, internet or sports

Cancer: usually with friends, maybe trying something new, because they get bored when they have to just sit at home the entire weekend

Leo: sometimes hangs out with their friends and roam around their town but also spends a lot of time doing their hobbies

Virgo: does something they like doing like drawing, spending time with animals, writing… doesn’t really hang out with many people

Libra: chats with their friends or hangs out with them, other than that they stalk people online or watch videos on Youtube

Scorpio: either party hard the entire weekend or they don’t even leave their bed

Sagittarius: hangs out with friends or chats with them, other than that they watch films or listens to music

Capricorn: finishing everything they didn’t manage to do through out the week or watches something anime

Aquarius: usually working on some sort of project or doing something they’re passionate about. doesn’t usually talk to many people

Pisces: spends time with their family, usually crafts or does something they love. also sleeps a lot

The Signs Dealing With Slow WiFi

Aries: “UGH WHY IS THIS SHIT TAKING SO LONG?!” *punches wall*

Taurus: “This is so fucking annoying I’m done.” *leaves*

Gemini: *tries to figure problem out in the laziest way*

Cancer: “Dammit I can’t do anything right now. My life no longer exist.” *throws self* *cries*

Leo: “Fuck this shit.” *acts all chill until they realize they haven’t watched their favorite anime that day and hastily tries to make the internet go quicker*

Virgo: Has the patience but is very aggravated and annoyed deep down.

Libra: *checks if there’s any issues with the internet* *tries to fix the problem if there is one* *actually fixes it*

Scorpio: “Stop fucking with me UGH”

Sagittarius: *complains the entire time waiting for their page to load*

Capricorn: Either complains a lot, fixes the problem, or doesn’t care.

Aquarius: “You know what WiFi, fuck your mommy WiFi and daddy WiFi and sissy WiFi and brother WiFi and I hope your WiFi family winds up dying for the objectified fact that you are a worthless shitty WiFi family and I don’t like you at all.”

Pisces: *speaks to their screen as if telling it to go faster will actually make it go faster*

I really want an internet friend that i can snapchat stupid faces to and facetime and just always text. I want someone who even if we’re 1000s of miles away it feels like we’re never apart. I really just want a best friend.

Love Songs
  • Aries x Aries: all i need - the frights
  • Aries x Taurus: still in love - jahkoy
  • Aries x Gemini: i can feel it - hey violet
  • Aries x Cancer: love buzz - nirvana
  • Aries x Leo: burning desire - lana del rey
  • Aries x Virgo: she is love - parachute
  • Aries x Libra: toothbrush- dnce
  • Aries x Scorpio: r u mine? - arctic monkeys
  • Aries x Sagittarius: not on drugs - tove lo
  • Aries x Capricorn: always - panic! at the disco
  • Aries x Aquarius: girlfriend - ty segall
  • Aries x Pisces: better than love - hayley kiyoko
  • Taurus x Taurus: chasing cars - snow patrol
  • Taurus x Gemini: everlasting light - the black keys
  • Taurus x Cancer: video games - Lana del rey
  • Taurus x Leo: girl - the internet
  • Taurus x Virgo: let me love you - dj snake
  • Taurus x Libra: disconnected - 5 seconds of summer
  • Taurus x Scorpio: i wanna be yours - arctic monkeys
  • Taurus x Sagittarius: bright - echosmith
  • Taurus x Capricorn: our love will always remain - the aquadolls
  • Taurus x Aquarius: anyone else but you - the moldy peaches
  • Taurus x Pisces: i only have eyes for you - the flamingos
  • Gemini x Gemini: all I want is you - Barry Louis Polisar
  • Gemini x Cancer: lottery - kali uchis
  • Gemini x Leo: sweater weather - the neighbourhood
  • Gemini x Virgo: location- khalid
  • Gemini x Libra: rumors - gnash (ft. mark johns)
  • Gemini x Scorpio: lucky ones - Lana del rey
  • Gemini x Sagittarius: $1,000,000,000 - everyone everywhere
  • Gemini x Capricorn: think of you - bleached
  • Gemini x Aquarius: falling in love at a coffee shop - landon pigg
  • Gemini x Pisces: i don't mind - defeater
  • Cancer x Cancer: oh, it is love - hellogoodbye
  • Cancer x Leo: something - gnash
  • Cancer x Virgo: good to love - fka twigs
  • Cancer x Libra: first day of my life - bright eyes
  • Cancer x Scorpio: cherry wine - hozier
  • Cancer x Sagittarius: say it, just say it - the mowgli's
  • Cancer x Capricorn: proof - paramore
  • Cancer x Aquarius: BITE - troye sivan
  • Cancer x Pisces: religion - Lana del rey
  • Leo x Leo: love me like you do - ellie Goulding
  • Leo x Virgo: adore you - miley cyrus
  • Leo x Libra: miss yer kiss - swmrs
  • Leo x Scorpio: pure - hey violet
  • Leo x Sagittarius: king - niykee heaton
  • Leo x Capricorn: i am so in love with you - jill andrews
  • Leo x Aquarius: swim down - moose blood
  • Leo x Pisces: palace - Hayley kiyoko
  • Virgo x Virgo: you've got the love - Florence + the machine
  • Virgo x Libra: hey angel - one direction
  • Virgo x Scorpio: 400 lux - lorde
  • Virgo x Sagittarius: hey thanks - the wonder years
  • Virgo x Capricorn: all the small things - blink-182
  • Virgo x Aquarius: fall in love - phantogram
  • Virgo x Pisces: transatlanticism - death cab for cutie
  • Libra x Libra: flowers in your hair - the lumineers
  • Libra x Scorpio: melting - kali uchis
  • Libra x Sagittarius: happy - never shout never
  • Libra x Capricorn: howlin' for you - the black keys
  • Libra x Aquarius: corona and lime - shwayze
  • Libra x Pisces: roman holiday - halsey
  • Scorpio x Scorpio: electric love - børns
  • Scorpio x Sagittarius: can't help falling in love - elvis presley
  • Scorpio x Capricorn: gangsta - kehlani
  • Scorpio x Aquarius: high for this - The Weeknd
  • Scorpio x Pisces: be alone - paramore
  • Sagittarius x Sagittarius: brand new moves - hey violet
  • Sagittarius x Capricorn:
  • Sagittarius x Aquarius: Tungs - the frights
  • Sagittarius x Pisces: lonely eyes - the front bottoms
  • Capricorn x Capricorn:
  • Capricorn x Aquarius: lets do it (let's fall in love) - Ella Fitzgerald
  • Capricorn x Pisces: the reason - lower than atlantis
  • Aquarius x Aquarius: closer - the chainsmokers
  • Aquarius x Pisces: first dance - never shout never
  • Pisces x Pisces: jackie and wilson - hozier