cancer killing gemini

  • Tears of Joy: Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Libra
  • Tears of Sadness: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces
  • Tears of Madness: Aries, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius
the signs as "history of japan" quotes
  • aries: huge boats (with guns)...(gunboats)
  • taurus: vote now on your phones
  • gemini: 🎶 their friends and our friends are not friends 🎶
  • cancer: duh 🎶 japan should take the islands 🎶
  • leo: 🎶 how bout i do anyway? 🎶
  • virgo: open the country. stop having it be closed.
  • libra: 🎶 it's time for World War 1 🎶
  • scorpio: you know what else is western? conquering stuff
  • sagittarius: 🎶 it's time for World War 2 (the sequel) 🎶
  • capricorn: 🎶 hire a samurai 🎶
  • aquarius: crazy rice farms
  • pisces: 🎶 how about sunrise land? 🎶
The signs kiss marry kill
  • Aries: kiss Leo, marry Gemini, kill Aquarius
  • Taurus: kiss Scorpio, marry Libra, kill Gemini
  • Gemini: kiss Taurus, marry Sagittarius, kill Pisces
  • Cancer: kiss Scorpio, marry Taurus, kill Capricorn
  • Leo: kiss Leo, marry Leo, kill Leo
  • Virgo: kiss Capricorn, marry Cancer, kill Aquarius
  • Libra: kiss Gemini, marry Taurus, kill Scorpio
  • Scorpio: kiss Leo, marry Taurus, kill Virgo
  • Sagittarius: kiss Capricorn, marry Pisces, kill Pisces
  • Capricorn: kiss Sagittarius, marry Virgo, kill Taurus
  • Aquarius: kiss everyone, marry everyone, kill everyone
  • Pisces: kiss Taurus, marry Libra, kill Gemini
The Signs As: Classic Literature
  • ARIES: To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee
  • TAURUS: Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
  • GEMINI: The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
  • CANCER: The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway
  • LEO: Macbeth by William Shakespeare
  • VIRGO: The Odyssey by Homer
  • LIBRA: Lord of the Flies by William Golding
  • SCORPIO: The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  • SAGITTARIUS: Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
  • CAPRICORN: Animal Farm by George Orwell
  • AQUARIUS: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
  • PISCES: The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
Signs as movie quotes
  • Aries: Sometimes I don't think people realize how lonely it is to be a kid. Like... you don't matter.
  • Taurus: Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.
  • Gemini: It's called a sense of humor - you should get one - they're nice.
  • Cancer: If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host.
  • Leo: The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts. It never helps. You fight through that shit.
  • Virgo: You can't change who people are without destroying who they were.
  • Libra: If the sky were to suddenly open up... there would be no law... there would be no rule. There would only be you and your memories... the choices you've made and the people you've touched.
  • Scorpio: It's mercy, compassion and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality.
  • Sagittarius: Well, it's a crazy, fucked up world! And we're all just barely floating along, waiting for somebody that can walk on water.
  • Capricorn: You think you're free? I'm free! You don't know what freedom is! I'm free! I can breathe! And you - you're gonna go choke on your average fuckin' mediocre life!
  • Aquarius: One thousand years from now, there won't be any guys and there won't be any girls, just wankers. Sounds all right to me.
  • Pisces: The first time I ever saw a box jellyfish, I was twelve. Our father took us to the Monterey Bay Aquarium. I never forgot what he said... That it was the most deadly creature on earth. To me it was just the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen.
how to attract the zodiac elements
  • fire (aries, leo, sagittarius): be adventurous, hold interesting conversations, banter with them, don't argue over the little things, give them space, be direct.
  • air (gemini, libra, aquarius): make yourself noticeable, be optimistic, go with the flow, pay attention when they're talking, don't be clingy, let them make the first move.
  • water (cancer, scorpio, pisces): give them small compliments, show your emotional side, be undemanding, make them laugh, let them know you're ready to commit.
  • earth (taurus, virgo, capricorn): show ambition, speak honestly, don't be too emotional at first, laugh at their sarcasm, be reliable, go slow.
the signs as shit i’ve heard myself say

aries: “okay, let’s look at this election from a gayer perspective.”

taurus: “alllllllllll the dumplings. ALLLLLLLLLLLLL the dumplings!!!!”

gemini: “dad just called himself a sausage machine, i’m out.”

cancer: “where are you? dude, i have your sherbet.” 

leo: “hell-fuckin’-yeehah.”

virgo: “my hair is short, messy and never straight – but hey, at least it reflects my personality.”

libra: “how would the wind fuck itself? actually, nah. i don’t wanna know.”

scorpio: “that awkward moment when you’re actually relating to the broken doorhandle, and not the kid.”


capricorn: “i know i’m just quoting deep tumblr posts, but i do actually want to give you advice.”

aquarius: “you crushed my heart like… like a walnut… in a walnut-crushing machine.”

pisces: “do you say it like ell-em-ay-oh? i just say lee-mao. like ‘cat’ in french or some shit. oh wait, i take spanish.” 

Signs as To Kill A Mockingbird Characters
  • Aries: Scout Finch
  • Taurus: Miss Maudie Atkinson
  • Gemini: Jem Finch
  • Cancer: Calpurnia
  • Leo: Dill Harris
  • Virgo: Atticus Finch
  • Libra: Aunt Alexandra
  • Scorpio: Dolphus Raymond
  • Sagittarius: Judge Taylor
  • Capricorn: Mr. Heck Tate
  • Aquarius: Simon Finch
  • Pisces: Boo Radley
Classic Novels and the Signs

The Great Gatsby: Cancer, Leo, Libra, Scorpio

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde: Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius

The Old Man and the Sea: Taurus, Cancer, Aquarius

Alice in Wonderland:  Leo, Virgo, Pisces

Crime and Punishment: Taurus, Capricorn, Aquarius

A Midsummer Night’s Dream:  Libra, Capricorn, Pisces

To Kill a Mockingbird: Sagittarius, Capricorn

The signs as school things
  • Aries: daydreaming of burning your school down
  • Taurus: being so stressed out you stopped caring
  • Gemini: purposefully forgetting to set your alarm clock so you wake up late and can't go to school
  • Cancer: going home and crying onto your homework
  • Leo: asking to copy your friend's work but turns out they didn't do it either
  • Virgo: counting down the days until your next break
  • Libra: throwing away your social life so you don't fail
  • Scorpio: freaking out because you procrastinated doing your assignment until last minute
  • Sagittarius: skipping school because you didn't do your homework
  • Capricorn: looking at the clock every .5 seconds
  • Aquarius: trying to get killed on the way to school
  • Pisces: falling asleep in class because you just don't give a shit anymore
When the signs don't like you.
  • Aries: Ignores you until you set them off, then your life will be a living hell.
  • Taurus: Will tell lies about you to their friends/anyone who asks about you.
  • Gemini: Will start rumors of any kind about you, they'll say anything as long as they make things harder for you.
  • Cancer: Will admit they don't like you but still wants your attention ( Seeks approval/attention from everyone whether they want to admit it or not.)
  • Leo: Will laugh at you no matter what you do or say. They won't talk shit that much but the minute they do, in a few days or weeks, you probably won't be welcome by alot of people.
  • Virgo: Will do one or all of the three things to your face; Roll their eyes, sigh in annoyance, or will call out your bullshit. (Example: "I could eat alphabet soup and shit out a better argument than what just came out of that hole on your face that you smeared with paint."
  • Libra: Will tell you straight up if they don't like you. Whether aggressive or not, they will prove the point of how dislike you.
  • Scorpio: Will not acknowledge your existence at all.
  • Sagittarius: Really won't care what you do until you drag them into it, then you'll be in big trouble.
  • Capricorn: Will make it known by everyone that they don't like you. They will try and embarrass you all the time.
  • Aquarius: They won't waste their time telling you off or anything. When they see you, they immediately walk away.
  • Pisces: Will make your life hell. They have a lot of friends and those connections could get you into trouble and the hatred of your existence will spread like a wild fire.
Movie Characters that remind me of the Signs. (Based on both family/friends)
  • Aries: India Stoker // Stoker, (2013).
  • Taurus: Marie Antoinette // Marie Antoinette, (2006).
  • Gemini: Kat Stratford // 10 Things I Hate About You, (1999).
  • Cancer: Christian // Moulin Rouge!, (2001).
  • Leo: Thor // Thor, (2011).
  • Virgo: Mr Darcy // Pride and Prejudice, (2005).
  • Libra: Baby // Dirty Dancing, (1987).
  • Scorpio: Norman Bates // Psycho (1960).
  • Sagittarius: Juliet Capulet // Romeo + Juliet (1996).
  • Capricorn: Sid Vicious // Sid & Nancy, (1986).
  • Aquarius: Lucien Carr // Kill Your Darlings, (2013).
  • Pisces: Juno // Juno, (2007).
The signs in a friend group
  • Aries: always asking what the plan is and initiating things, energetic one who is almost too sarcastic and can offend people easily
  • Taurus: the somewhat quiet one who just goes with whatever the rest of the friends decide to do, does all their schoolwork and usually makes money in weird ways
  • Gemini: Bouncy one who says really weird things and cones up with insane ideas, talks a lot, wants to go to ridiculous places all the time
  • Cancer: The friend who'd rather hang out at their house most of the time, really talkative and blatant, either complains nonstop or gushes about how happy they are nonstop
  • Leo: The extravagant, hilarious friend that has the car, the one who knows exactly how to bring everyone together, makes every situation comfortable and fun, sarcastic but not offensive
  • Virgo: The quiet one who acts put together but is a mess deep down, goes along with everyone else's plan unless they really don't want to do something, inside jokes
  • Libra: the sort of distant friend who isn't really in the group but is more of a drifter, has some weird passion that they're really good at on the side, laughs A LOT, half initiator half follower, will sacrifice their life for friends
  • Scorpio: the loud friend that appears quiet, really weird ass sense of humor and always asks questions that are way too personal, fun and ready to do anything but gets angry easily
  • Sagittarius: happy-go-lucky friend who is just there for the thrill, not dedicated to the group, comes and goes, makes a lot of dumb jokes that still make you laugh because of the way they talk
  • Capricorn: the friend with 5 jobs and straight A's, talks about either super serious stuff or the silliest things, giggles a lot, openly hates everything but hates their friends slightly less
  • Aquarius: friend who isn't afraid to say whatever's on their mind, doesn't make a lot of jokes intentionally but you'll still laugh at them anyway, quiet, giggly, odd
  • Pisces: Seems distant but is very engaged in their friendships, the shy friend, you don't know it but they smoke a fuckton of weed (or any other drug) every day, has something they're super passionate about, sweet
I approach love ______
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Aries:</b> enthusiastically<p/><b>Taurus:</b> slowly<p/><b>Gemini:</b> intellectually<p/><b>Cancer:</b> comfortably<p/><b>Leo:</b> confidently<p/><b>Virgo:</b> analytically<p/><b>Libra:</b> diplomatically<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> powerfully<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> readily<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> cautiously<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> independently<p/><b>Pisces:</b> openly<p/><b></b> check venus, mars, and your 5th house (im sorry if this has been done before)<p/></p><p/></p>