canadian-tire

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Tessa Virtue & Scott Moir - QC by Danielle Earl Photography

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Tessa Virtue & Scott Moir - QC by Danielle Earl Photography

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Tessa Virtue & Scott Moir - QC by Danielle Earl Photography

The Signs as Customers I've had at Work
  • Aries: The man who punched the self checkouts because they weren't scanning fast enough
  • Taurus: The man who swore up one side of a barn and down the other that it was illegal to check ID before we would return his item
  • Gemini: The person who went to get their headlights changed in Auto Parts and forgot that his weed was stashed there
  • Cancer: The woman who paid for $40 in plants with nickles and dimes. At closing.
  • Leo: The woman whose cart I latched onto to prevent her from stealing a $600 vacuum and almost dragged me outside
  • Virgo: The person who returned a microwave with a roast chicken inside, that somehow ended up in the warehouse for months before anyone realized what the smell was (Okay I wasn't really here for this but I heard the stories)
  • Libra: The person who walked into the store, took a tent from our sports section, then walked out the back receiving doors
  • Scorpio: The man who came into the store and cussed out the Sports manager because she wasn't speaking French
  • Sagittarius: The man who managed to steal not one, but two chainsaws in the span of 2 months
  • Capricorn: The woman who threatened to have us all fired for asking her to leave her backpack at the front
  • Aquarius: The woman who tried to get me to let her children have the gum they'd taken off the shelf, opened, and eaten, for free because she didn't have any change
  • Pisces: The old man who bought $60 in ant killer and spent the entire transaction muttering about how 'they were all going to pay'
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Tessa Virtue & Scott Moir - FD Practice by Danielle Earl Photography

Canadian Tire

Canadian Tire is what would happen if Wal-Mart’s Auto section took steroids, then combined with parts of Home Depot and the household goods section at Target. It has just about everything related to cars, camping, and other “down n dirty”-type stuff, and it is an essential stop before a long road trip. Canadian Tire issues loyalty points in the form of “Canadian Tire Money.” Everybody’s heard rumors of bars that accept it - I would like to know where you can do this!

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Tessa Virtue & Scott Moir - FD Practice by Danielle Earl Photography

  • Leo: I wanna do it
  • Jason: don't do it
  • Percy: don't do it
  • Piper: don't do it
  • Annabeth: don't do it
  • Hazel: don't do it
  • Leo: don't do it
  • CHB: don't do ittttt
  • Gods: don't do it
  • Obama: don't do it
  • David Cameron: don't do it
  • The Queen: don't do it
  • Percy: oh, look you even got the British mad at you now
  • Frank: don't do it
  • Percy: and the Canadians! Gods, Leo - just don't do it.
  • Frank: ???
  • Leo: I'm gonna do it.
  • World: WHY