canada-hetalia

Matthew: There’s no way Gil is actually that full of himself.

Francis: Ah, see, that’s what I thought too. And I get a lot of people who ask me that same thing. But Gilbert isn’t hiding any insecurities.He’s solid confidence all the way through. I’ve been his closest friend for over 10 years now, and what you see is the truth: the only thing he’s hiding under that mask of ego… is a much larger ego.

Matthew: Wow.

Francis: Truly.  

CONVERSATION
  • Canada: Alfred! You're not going to believe what happened today!
  • America, gaming: The Hero isn't here right now, please leave a message after the beep.
  • Canada: Bro... we're having a face to face conversation..
  • America: Beep.

Canada stuttering. In canon, he is softspoken and passive. Not a stutterer. Not a sufferer of an extreme anxiety disorder. No chronic Depression. It’s not that you can’t ever write him stuttering, but I’ve seen fics where he stutters on nearly every word and even for a shy person that is so fucking excessive. Also Canada-as-a-uke. He’s not spineless, or weak, he has had his strong moments in canon. He’s just passive.

[ anon ]

2p and 1p Allies in.. Road Raging.

2p!America: hEY FUCK YOU AND THIS LIGHT FROM HELL YOU SON OF A BIT-

1p!America: dude. dUDE WHAT THE HELL I WILL RUN YOU OFF THE DAMN ROAD

2p!England: Use your turn signal please! Oh goodness! oH DEAR LORD HELPM-

1p!England: YOUSONOFAMOTHERFUCKER G O THE LIGHT IS G R E E N

2p!France: *sigh* you piece of shit. You waste of fucking life you motherfu-

1p!France: oh come on! Your car can move faster then tHAT!

2p!Canada: YOU MOTHERFUCKING GOO GUZZLING BITCH HURRY UP

1p!Canada: please hurry! C-come oh-!! *is trying to stay calm*

2p!China: I SWEAR I WILL END YOUR LIFE YOU FUCK-

1p!China: Forget this *cuts off everyone* hOW DO YOU LIKE IT

2p!Russia: *poker face* *pulls gun out from glove compartment* *exits car*

1p!Russia: *actually got out of his car to talk to the driver* I suggest you move your vehicle or I will remove your eyes from your head *calm smile*