canada-hetalia

FINE
  • Canada: Hey, Alfred. How’s 2017 going for you?
  • America: It’s going fine.
  • Narrator: Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. He had never been less fine, nor was he fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as 'I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but I don’t wish for anyone to worry.’

anonymous asked:

Sugar zaddy HC for Allen, Luciano, Canada and China w/fem! Sugar babe please!

2p America

  • He’s the fun daddy
  • He doesn’t care what his sugar baby wears as long as he can tear it off of them with no problem tbh 
  • Unless it’s like. Really nice clothes and then he won’t ruin them but like. If it’s cheap lingerie or some shit, it’s going to break
  • Going back to fun daddy he likes to take them places, even if they aren’t in a Super Serious relationship  

2p China

  • He’s the funner daddy
  • Like while he loves the sex he also loves taking his sugar baby out to do cool shit like go to the amusement park or lazer tag he’s an actual child 
  • But back to sex he is usually really quick with them; until he starts to get attached
  • Like really attached
  • Once he’s completely attached to his sugar baby he’s going to make the sex sessions last as long as possible 

2p Canada

  • He’s the emotionless daddy
  • Honestly isn’t one to spoil them with gifts but he tries
  • They might have dates but mostly it’s just them coming to his house and they have a ‘’romantic’’ night in which results in Boning
  • But he’s nice about it and will at least rub where they’re sore (which is like. everywhere) afterwards 

2p Italy

  • Expensive daddy
  • Spoils his sugar baby to no end 
  • Honestly the sex is classy as fuck not going to lie 
  • He practically has money to throw around his sugar baby is lucky wow 
  • I want Luciano to be my sugar daddy 
Countries current screen savers

England: The queen or a Harry Potter quote probs.

America: Set a gif of the star spangled banner waving. He’s so extra.

France: Either a picture of himself or pretty photography of a boulangerie.

Canada: Cute animals but a Canadiens jersey during hockey playoffs.

Russia: Snow covered Moscow. He took the picture himself in actually impressed.

China: This old man doesn’t know how to change the background so it’s the one the computer came with.

Germany: Rain photography or maybe vintage cars?

Italy: It changes every other day. Usually pasta or some new friend he made that day.

Japan: Minimalistic anime drawing of a cat.

Romano: Spain but he won’t let you know.

Spain: A baby turtle.

anonymous asked:

I was wondering if you could do 2p Allies reacting to being handcuffed to their crush?

2p America: Ohhh boy. It looks like it’s Al’s lucky day. He would make some some not so subtle sexual comments. Once that’s out of the way he will try to impress his crush (and fail because he’s a dork) but would probably make his crush laugh

2p England: Oliver would be a blushing, blabbering mess. He would try to be polite and not touch his crush more then necessary. He’d be one of the people actually trying to find the person who handcuffed them. He hopes he doesn’t somehow scare away his crush.

2p Canada: He would have mixed feelings about this. He wants to use this as a chance to get to know his crush better but he’s afraid he may be to rough and accidentally hurt his crush (by accidentally jerking his crush around). He will try to be as gentle as possible.

2p France: This guy would wonder how he was even handcuffed. Was he passed out drunk when it happened? Who knows? He would secretly be slightly happy to have the chance to make his crush see he isn’t a complete asshole. He would be nicer then usual and try to not smoke around them. But he’s lazy so uh…his crush would have to figure out how to get them both free.

2p China: This guy would be happy and he’d show it. He would first make sure he wasn’t high. Once realizing that this was real he would definitely take advantage of the situation. Like Al, he would tell his crush all the dumb and crazy things he’s done. He may or may not make up some of the things. He just really wants his crush to like him!

2p Russia: Tbh he’d probably read a book with his crush. He may lecture them about something but it’s because he likes them. They would have fun trying to find the person who handcuffed them together. I can see him being annoyed because he doesn’t want to be handcuffed but happy he’s at least handcuffed with his crush. he would straight up tell his crush that.

5... 4... 3... 2... 1!
  • Countries: HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!
  • England: what's everyone's New Year's resolution?
  • China: to get my money from America.
  • Russia: to have fun tormenting America~
  • France: to make America eat less burgers.
  • Canada: to slap some sense to America.
  • America: ... to get new friends.
2p and 1p Allies in.. Road Raging.

2p!America: hEY FUCK YOU AND THIS LIGHT FROM HELL YOU SON OF A BIT-

1p!America: dude. dUDE WHAT THE HELL I WILL RUN YOU OFF THE DAMN ROAD

2p!England: Use your turn signal please! Oh goodness! oH DEAR LORD HELPM-

1p!England: YOUSONOFAMOTHERFUCKER G O THE LIGHT IS G R E E N

2p!France: *sigh* you piece of shit. You waste of fucking life you motherfu-

1p!France: oh come on! Your car can move faster then tHAT!

2p!Canada: YOU MOTHERFUCKING GOO GUZZLING BITCH HURRY UP

1p!Canada: please hurry! C-come oh-!! *is trying to stay calm*

2p!China: I SWEAR I WILL END YOUR LIFE YOU FUCK-

1p!China: Forget this *cuts off everyone* hOW DO YOU LIKE IT

2p!Russia: *poker face* *pulls gun out from glove compartment* *exits car*

1p!Russia: *actually got out of his car to talk to the driver* I suggest you move your vehicle or I will remove your eyes from your head *calm smile*