canada-hetalia

  • America: Okay everyone since Canada's not here how's his surprise party coming?
  • France: Food's going okay! I've decided to make his cake look like a giant pancake!
  • England: I have gone ahead and purchased several red and white themed decorations for the celebration.
  • Prussia: I've but together an awesome playlist!
  • Russia: The plan to get him out of the house is going smoothly! I've rented out a hockey ring and challenged him to a match!
  • America: Great! I've gotten a butt load of fireworks and the invitations are sent out! Canada's gonna be so surprised!
  • Canada: No I'm not. I've been here the whole time guys...
  • Everyone else: ...
quotes from friends and I in hetalia form
  • America: My sexuality is Mcdonalds
  • Canada: The only flood I've lived through is a syrup flood *sheding tears*
  • England: *can't find a place to hide in hide and seek* Good job bucko chum pal. Of course they'll never find us iN THE D*MN OPEN
  • France: And then i went home aND I GOT SOME STARBU- *interrupted by a phone call*
  • Russia: I spiked my friends kool-aid with black vodka in second grade
  • China: Just call me Ming mong and make me rice and you can marry me
  • Italy: *Crying because People in a videogame are yelling at him* B-But i-it's a dog bIte *hic* i DON'T WANNA BE PUT IN THE SHED- hey she's kinda pretty...
  • Germany: Okay you need to start running- ru- RUN MY LOVE! FOR GODS SAKE-
  • Japan: *insert Gerita makeout session* This is a great party guys.
  • Romano: D*MN IT I CAN'T BE SEXY WHEN YOU'RE PLAYING THAT MUSIC
  • Spain: I saw someone eat a tomato like a apple. God is officially dead.
  • Prussia: I'm so cool that soni- *trips and falls into a skater*
  • Austria: My favorite music genre is the screaming of Monsters High theme song