canada-hetalia

Hetalia Hotel AU

Italy: Porter. Is literally always happy to bring your bags up. Or anything. As long as there is a cart.

Romano: Concierges. He makes you feel like you’re bothering him when you ask him for something. But his heart is in the right place. 

Germany: Hotel Manager. Runs a very tight ship. You do not want to be reported to this guy.

Prussia: Housekeeping Supervisor. He’s very adamant about making sure every room is cleaned to perfection.

Japan: Housekeeping. Is one of the few people who can live up to Prussia’s tight standards.

America: Front Desk Clerk. Upbeat and always happy to help. Very good at making small talk while you’re being checked in.

Canada: Front Desk Clerk. Is all smiles and makes the customer feel welcome. He is better at dealing with complaints that Alfred.

England: Front Desk Supervisor. Makes sure all the guests are happy with their stay. Has a pretty annoying job but tea helps.

France: Executive Chef. Nothing but the best. Only 5 start dishes leave his kitchen.

Russia: Bartender: Seems too serious at first but once he does a few tricks and starts small talk, the customers realize he’s pretty funny.

China: Kitchen Staff. Lives up to France’s standards. He and France do clash from time to time over who should really be in charge.

Ooo! Languages!

So this is for the amazing anon that requested this! :3 For America, Iceland, Prussia, Russia and Canada if their s/o just randomly started speaking some language they don’t know. It’s pretty amusing to think about! I believe anyone who can speak multiple languages is wicked cool. :) I hope you find this to your liking, sugar~! 

Lithuania: It freaks him out for a moment but he eventually calms down.

America: He’s super excited. Dude! You can speak another language? :D

Iceland: He’s confused … why did you never tell him you could speak another language?

Prussia: He messes with you. You talking trash s/o? THIS MEANS WAR - er, tickle fight!

Canada: He’s worried, because he thinks you’re angry or something and switched to another language to curse at him.

Russia: He’s thinks it’s really interesting! You just became ten times cooler.


-Mod Lily

anonymous asked:

any sexuality headcannons for the allies?

2p america: bisexual

2p canada: homosexual/ tends to like men who have feminine like behaviours

2p england: homosexual

2p france: pansexual

2p russia: asexual

2p china: heterosexual

5... 4... 3... 2... 1!
  • Countries: HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!
  • England: what's everyone's New Year's resolution?
  • China: to get my money from America.
  • Russia: to have fun tormenting America~
  • France: to make America eat less burgers.
  • Canada: to slap some sense to America.
  • America: ... to get new friends.
USUK fanfics

It’s funny how in fanfics Alfred is like this super confident smoothtalker who’s totally open with his sexuality (like Francis) and just goes up to Arthur like “what’s up cutie ;)” without wondering if he doesn’t swing that way for even a second.

But in reality Alfred would more likely be the most “no homo” person ever.

Alfred: *currently undressing Arthur with his eyes*
Matthew: If you want to bang him so much just go talk to him.
Alfred: What? No he’ll think I’m gay or something.
Matthew: *looks into the camera like he’s on the office*

2p and 1p Allies in.. Road Raging.

2p!America: hEY FUCK YOU AND THIS LIGHT FROM HELL YOU SON OF A BIT-

1p!America: dude. dUDE WHAT THE HELL I WILL RUN YOU OFF THE DAMN ROAD

2p!England: Use your turn signal please! Oh goodness! oH DEAR LORD HELPM-

1p!England: YOUSONOFAMOTHERFUCKER G O THE LIGHT IS G R E E N

2p!France: *sigh* you piece of shit. You waste of fucking life you motherfu-

1p!France: oh come on! Your car can move faster then tHAT!

2p!Canada: YOU MOTHERFUCKING GOO GUZZLING BITCH HURRY UP

1p!Canada: please hurry! C-come oh-!! *is trying to stay calm*

2p!China: I SWEAR I WILL END YOUR LIFE YOU FUCK-

1p!China: Forget this *cuts off everyone* hOW DO YOU LIKE IT

2p!Russia: *poker face* *pulls gun out from glove compartment* *exits car*

1p!Russia: *actually got out of his car to talk to the driver* I suggest you move your vehicle or I will remove your eyes from your head *calm smile*