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anonymous asked:

In which situation would each 2p feel shy or awkward? (Btw ur blog is hella rad!)

((thanks boo (n˘v˘•)¬ ))


How to make a 2P feel awkward

2P!America: don’t laugh at his jokes //he doesn’t like being ignored

2P!China: attempt small talk with him //he hates the feeling of unfamiliarity

2P!England: say someone’s cooking is better than his //he won’t know whether to agree or go in a corner to cry

2P!France: ask him if the girl he’s with is his girlfriend //it’s most definitely not even if she spent the night at his place last night

2P!Russia: hug him/ poke him/ touch him in any way //he doesn’t like uninvited contact

2P!Italy: ask him about his brother //“What brother? I-I don’t have a brother…!”

2P!Germany: leave him hanging for a high-five //he’s usually cool with anything but that shit’s just mortifyingly awkward

2P!Japan: mess or joke around with him when he’s trying to look composed //he’ll awkwardly shoo you away while still trying to appear calm and collected

2P!Canada: put him on the spot //he doesn’t like too much attention on him unless he initiates it

2P!Romano: bring up one of his white lies or exaggerated truths in front of someone who knows the actual truth //he wants everyone to believe what he says

2P!Austria: not know or understand anything that he’s talking about //he has eccentric interests and doesn’t like rambling about them to a puzzled face

2P!Prussia: compliment him //he can’t take a compliment and gets flustered easily

anonymous asked:

Get to be a women and Have period for the day or so (sorry if is wired but I would love to read how they handle it o and love you blog so much lots of hugs)

Allen D, Jones/ 2p America: “BLOODY ,FUCKING SHIT I’M BLEEDING OUT THREW MY PANTS THIS IS JUST FUCKING GREAT

James Williams/ 2p Canada: ewwwwwwwwwww I don’t like pads or being woman

Louis Boneyfoy/ 2p France: this is…not so bad *get cramp* lies on floor in pain

Oliver Kirkland/ 2p England: stay in bed with a heated blanked “how many days dose this last again”

Sergei Braninsky/ 2p Russia: WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY BODY WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!

Yang Wang / 2p china: groans of pain as he kneeling over in pain

Siegfried Beilschmidt./ 2p Germany: LOUD SCREAMS “I’M DYING  SOMEONE CALL 911”

Luciano Vargas/ 2p Italy: WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY! YEAH I’M ON MY PERIOD YOU WANT TO BE THE NEXT ONE WHO IS BLEEDING YOU FUCK BOY!

Flavio Vargas/ 2p Romano: is crying and eating chocolate

Klaus Beilschmidt./ 2p Prussia: Please remove this organ from me

Kuro Honda/ 2p Japan: yang stop trying to grab my boobs they hurt and I will cut you!

Ryszard Edelstein/ 2p Austria: there are other ways to get blood then this

Santiago Fernández Carriedo/ 2p spain:is the grumpiest person who looks like they will kill you if you look at them the wrong way 

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hope this will do anon

anonymous asked:

How about 2p!yandere!face family punishing their s/o who tried to escape?? (Nsfw pls ^^)

((Since I didn’t see ALL of their responses necessarily being nsfw I did what their reactions would be in general.))

2p!France/Francois Bonnefoy-

How dare you! You’re the one small thing in this world that he loves…that he cares for…and you run away from him!? Maybe he was too sweet, too open? He cant close off, you make him want to be open and loving…so why run? Why hurt him…Maybe he should love you more? Is that what you need? If he can just wear you out…and make your legs weak…you can’t run. Maybe you’ll even get addicted to him?

2p!America/Allen Jones-

“Baby Doll…you have to stop running from me…it hurts me, you know that, right?” He’ll try to explain how he feels when you escape. Sure he lets you get away with it at first, it was cute, seeing you think he could live without you. But now he’s starting to take it personally. You just need to spend more time with him, that’s all. Yeah, that’s all you need.

2p!Canada/Matthew Williams- 

He will overreact, fair warning. You’ll probably get lectured and you WILL listen to him. Don’t cover your ears dammit! Why do you run? Why? He’s a good provider. You have good food, a nice bed and comfy blankets, and you always have him…Is that it? Is it him? You don’t love him, do you? Well you will. Eventually. You’ll come around. All he needs to do is show you just how much he loves you, that’s all. That’ll work.

2p!England/Oliver Kirkland-

Poppet…Why did you escape? How far did you think you’d get? To the lawn? Maybe even the road? Even further? Why? There’s nothing out there for you anymore. All you need is here, with him. You know that, don’t you? Of course you do. It just needs to be put into your head again. Oh! a lovely breakfast will do that! Some classic movies…maybe he can cuddle you today! You’ll let him touch you right? Just some hugging,…that’s all he wants. To show you a little bit of love. Oh he’s not mad poppet…please don’t cry, just let him love you.

APH France/Francis:

He would like that, seeing as it was somewhat of a turn on for him. He wouldn’t mind in the least, smirking and whispering something into their ear in public regarding *ahem* last night’s activities. He liked to make them as flustered as he could, as a return for what they do to him when they’re alone. 

APH England/Arthur:

He would act as though he didn’t like it, even though he really does. He gets flustered pretty easily, but would also be glad because it makes it obvious that they’re in the mood, so it makes it easier for him to initiate things. 

APH Romano/Lovino:

He would enjoy it immensely, doing his best to return the favour. He would always smirk and bring it back towards them, enjoy the flustered look on their face as he kissed them. 

APH Germany/Ludwig:

He would be the one who would pin them against the wall, smirking darkly and asking them if they had really made the best decision. He would end up kissing them and making them unable to answer for a while. 

APH Canada/Matthew:

The first couple times they did it, he wouldn’t know how to react, but once he got used to it, he would smirk and return their advances with his own, liking to watch them squirm a bit. 

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“Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack,
All dressed in black, black, black.
She has a knife, knife, knife,
Stuck in her back, back, back.
She cannot breathe, breathe, breathe.
She cannot cry, cry, cry.
That’s why she begs, begs, begs.
She begs to die, die ,die….”
- White is for Magic, Laurie Faria Stolarz

Canada stuttering. In canon, he is softspoken and passive. Not a stutterer. Not a sufferer of an extreme anxiety disorder. No chronic Depression. It’s not that you can’t ever write him stuttering, but I’ve seen fics where he stutters on nearly every word and even for a shy person that is so fucking excessive. Also Canada-as-a-uke. He’s not spineless, or weak, he has had his strong moments in canon. He’s just passive.

[ anon ]