canada-hetalia

The 2Ps in a nightclub

The ones actually grinding dancing: 2P!America, 2P!China, 2P!Romano, 2P!Germany

The ones taking shots: 2P!Japan, 2P!Italy

The ones wondering why they came: 2P!Russia, 2P!Prussia, 2P!Canada

The ones trying to get some hitting on girls: 2P!France, 2P!Austria

The designated driver: 2P!England


Okay but seriously

Can you imagine Allen, Zao, Flavio, and Lutz dancing together to something like “Sexy Back” while Kuro and Luciano get so hammered at the bar that they start making out and all while Ion, Gilen, and Matt are sitting in chairs wanting to go home and Oliver, being the big dork he is, is all trying to get them to have fun (and is dressed like a total nerd). Then Francois and Roland aren’t getting any so they go over to watch Kuro and Luciano get it on and eventually the four dancers come over and Zao pulls Kuro to dance, Flavio’s pulling Luciano to come dance while Allen and Lutz are just twerking in the background

Eventually Roland joins them, but Francois passes out, and then there’s just Gilen hiding his face, mortified for his drunk a’f friends, and Ion, Matt, and Oliver start taking photos of them for future blackmail.

If the Hetalia characters got tattoos
  • America:American flag/bald eagle chest piece, McDonalds tramp stamp.
  • Italy:Gorgeous watercolors on his sides, something cutesy like a cat on his leg/arm.
  • England:Skulls and flames and stuff, and probably even some band names, literally everywhere too, probably a guitar on his dick, basically permanent regret all over his body from his punk phase.
  • Germany:Portraits of his three dogs, one on each arm and then one on his calf.
  • Japan:Some weeb shit don't even lie, fucking anime character on his ass or something.
  • France:Really beautifully done roses... on his penis.
  • Russia:Sunflowers around the back of his shoulder.
  • China:A traditional chinese dragon on his back or arm, Hello Kitty tramp stamp.
  • Canada:Maple leaf on the back of his wrist, cute little polar bear on his leg.
  • Prussia:Huge Prussian eagle that covers his whole back, sleeves that are mostly black and white, and a little Gilbird on his left buttcheek.
  • Austria:Blank sheet music staffs on the back of his forearm in case he needs to write some music down real fast. Also probably the sheet music of some of Mozart's Requiem or something on his back.
  • Romano:Tomato tramp stamp.
  • Spain:Turtle on his booty, tomato tramp stamp that matches Romano's.
how to find and fatally offend a Mattie Williams

France: Alfred, mon cher, where’s mattieu?

England: Yeah, I haven’t seen him all day

America: i don’t know, bro, but i can find him hold up

America: wait on  a scale of 1-10 how bad do you need him

France: 25

America: fuck, fine, you owe me after this though

America: *ahem*

America: HOCKEY FUCKING SUCKS AND BASEBALL IS SO MUCH BETTER. TOM HORTONS TASTES LIKE ASS

*distant rumblings*

*everything grows dim*

*Canada streaks out of the Void with a hockey stick and rage*

*that hockey stick gets broken over america’s head*

Canada: *bends down* What the fuck was that?

America: *on the floor*  ah god, alright i fucking found him, niow get him the hell away from me

Canada:  *is lead away by France bc 25 on the ‘I need him now” scale* It’s fucking TIM HORTONS

America: WHAT-THEFUCK-EVER

Canada: GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING HOCKEY STICK

America: COME BACK HERE AND FUCKING TAKE IT THEN IT’S IN TWO PIECES ON THE  FLOOR NEAR MY CONCUSSED HEAD YOU FOUNTAIN OF ASS-JUICE

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Dance to bring the world together!~

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Canada stuttering. In canon, he is softspoken and passive. Not a stutterer. Not a sufferer of an extreme anxiety disorder. No chronic Depression. It’s not that you can’t ever write him stuttering, but I’ve seen fics where he stutters on nearly every word and even for a shy person that is so fucking excessive. Also Canada-as-a-uke. He’s not spineless, or weak, he has had his strong moments in canon. He’s just passive.

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