canada-aph

anonymous asked:

Dear 2p Canada, would you ever consider dating 1p America?

2p Canada: What kind of question is that? I am not particulary interested on relationships, and plus, I am a very short tempered person, so I don’t think I’d be able to-

2p America: U SHOULD GO OUT WITH PORKCHOPS! U COULD USE SOME NICE SEX MATTIE BRO!

2p Canada: Also, 2 Americas in my life? No, thank you very much.

nations as Rick and Morty quotes part 1

America: Can’t we just pretend like everything’s fine for a few hours and enjoy ourselves? 

England: I’m sorry, but your opinion means very little to me.

Russia: In Russian culture, this is considered a ‘dick move’.

China: You’re a piece of shit and I can prove it mathematically.

France: I do it everywhere! Stop shaming me! I hate you and I was thinking about your friend Grace!

Canada:  Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody’s gonna die. Come watch TV?