canada-aph

  • America:yo, bro, I ran out of ink, you have an extra pen, bro?
  • Canada:wait, let me check first, bro. Hey, bro, what did you put for this question?
  • America:dunno, bruh, I put some shit together, hopefully it, y'kno bro, makes sense to gov and shit.
  • Canada:bruh, that stupid, bro.
  • America:I ain't stupid, bruh.
  • Canada:bro, I can name so many stupid things you did, bruh.
  • America:bro
  • Canada:bro
  • America:broooooooo
  • Canada:bruuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh
  • England:HOW IS THAT EVEN BLOODY ENGLISH I WILL DISSOWN BOTH OF YOU

Rules: Using only song titles from one artist, cleverly answer these 10 questions. Tag 13 people at the end! Repost only, please.

Tagged by: @aph-dane

Artist: Pierce the Veil 

Gender: King for a Day

Describe yourself: The Boy Who Could Fly

How do you feel: Disasterology 

If you could go anywhere, where would it be: The Sky Under the Sea

Your best friend: Bulletproof Love

Favorite time of day: Southern Constellations 

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called: I’m Low on Gas and You Need a Jacket 

What is life to you: Props & Mayhem 

Relationship status: Kissing in Cars 

Your fear: The Devine Zero 

I tag: @transboy-canada @felicianovargay @lana-del-ayyyyyyy @ashleylovespjohoo @aph-wurst @aphnedderlands @aph-norwhy @whatdoangelsdream @the-mettamom @rileytheflower @frecklesandcupcakes @its-jean-kirschtime @dapperest-blook

anonymous asked:

How the Allies (+ Canada) would propose to their lover?

China: This man would take you to Shangri La in the Yunnan peninsula. He would take you to see the beautiful scenery as well as his culture. Even thought it might be a trek even with the railways up the mountain, it will be worth it when he wakes you up from your sleep in Shangri La and you get to see the most beautiful sunrise on the planet. He will bend on one knee and present you with a gold ring and a small but finely cut diamond.

Russia: This poor bab would be shaking in his coat. He would bring you inside the St. Petersburg cathedral where it was more spacey and quiet. After showing you around the halls and looking at the architecture and murals, he would point to a candelabra where platinum gold ring would be placed around one of the candles. You’ll turn around and see him on blended knee, still holding your hand where he would ask you to marry him.

America: You were both dancing in the large crowd in NYC on New Year’s Eve. An announcement was heard saying there was only a minute left until the new year. Alfred quickly grabbed your hand and pulled you into a space with a little more room. As the clock began counting down from ten, he pulled out a box and opened the lid. A thick gold ring with a diamond shaped diamond sat inside. When you said yes,he pulled you into a kiss just as the clock struck.

Canada: After spending a day in the town of Niagara-on-the-Lake, he would guide you to the falls fifteen minutes away. You were both bundled up in the early spring at the falls. He was about to pop the question when a large wave splashed the two of you, knocking you both down. The ring box slipped out of his hand and you picked it up. It was awkward but the two of you got married that year with the funny story of how you became engaged.

France: Of course, he took you to the love capital of the world. After a day around The Versailles gardens and Paris, he took you to Pont Des Arts. The both of you put a lock on the bridge fencing. The seine river was gorgeous in the sunset. Lovers filled the streets. He brought you to the center of the bridge and brought out a black velvet box. “Darling, I want nothing more in my life than to be with you. Will you give me the honor of marrying you.”

England: London was gorgeous at night. The two of you knew that. But sometimes the bustling city streets and the claustrophobic scenes were too much. That’s why Arthur often brought you to the London Eye Ferris wheel. You could see the lit up city and the dark black sky above. Every time you went up you discovered something different. Arthur pointed out the window. You weren’t sure what he was trying to get you to see. However when you turned back around, he was on bended knee. I think you understand what happens at this point.

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“Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack,
All dressed in black, black, black.
She has a knife, knife, knife,
Stuck in her back, back, back.
She cannot breathe, breathe, breathe.
She cannot cry, cry, cry.
That’s why she begs, begs, begs.
She begs to die, die ,die….”
- White is for Magic, Laurie Faria Stolarz

prussianempress asked:

Heeeeeey! ^.^ it's Mod Husky from aph-imagines. I wanna know who you ship new with! Okay, so I'm agender and . . . uh . . . we'll go with pansexual for easiness. I like cuddling, history, art, music (Holy Emo Trinity ftw), and museums. My favorite drink is coffee. I laugh and talk a lot when I'm comfortable with people and I'm smol. I'm a Leo and a Slytherin. Ooh, and do my BFF and enemy too, please! Thank! ^.^ (PS omf this blog looks so cute <3)

Ahhh thank you!!

I ship you with Nyo!Canada

It took me a minute to figure this one out.. Everyone I suggested just didn’t really “click” to me; except Nyo! (or gender-bent for the newbies) Canada. You both appear to have a chill, loving personality that can never fail on each other. To me you seem a bit more energetic than how I imagine her, but she wouldn’t mind at all. Idk but overall I think you two would make a very lovely couple tbh.

Her favorite activities to do with you: Going out to town. Maybe go to a coffee shop, local art festival, museum ect. She loves to do little things like that (especially with you aww I’m a sap)

Other possibilities: England, Iceland

BFF: America cause honestly who doesn’t like that guy. Also as a bonus there’s platonic cuddles sooo

How you became friends: Nyo!Canada introduced you two

Enemy: (okay but who would hate you tbh ur super cool) This is literally the silliest thing ever but Norway because you drank the rest of his cup of coffee by accident and he’s held a grudge ever since..

Haha sorry if it’s sucky ily tho thanks for the shoutouts bb