for @michaelgclifford’s blurb night!
being on tour with 5sos would include
- lots of sing alongs on the tour bus. from slipknot to taylor swift.
- “[Y/N], cuddle with me.”
- “no, calum. you suck.”
- ending up giving in and actually cuddling with calum because he’s such a cutie and you honestly can’t resist him.
- michael asking you constantly if you want to play league of legends with him.
- stealing ashton’s hair ties because you lost yours.
- ashton getting mad at you for taking all his hair ties.
- “give me my hair ties back, [Y/N].”
- “look. i fully support the ashton irwin man bun 2k16 and everything but i need to put my hair up, dude.”
- luke singing to you when you’re sad because he’s a literal angel.
- going to all of their concerts and being amazed because dANG they’re really good live
- “lol is this your bra, [Y/N]?”
- “miCHEAL GIVE ME MY BRA BACK I NEED IT.”
- michael then proceeding to not return your bra but instead put it on his head like a helmet of sorts
- eating at drive-thrus a lot because you all are too tired and lazy too get out of the van or actually cook anything yourselves.
- trying to steal each other’s food.
- michael threatening to kill you for trying to steal his food.
- luke offering to give you some of his chicken nuggets in exchange for a kiss on the cheek.
- stealing their clothes (because ngl some of their t-shirts look v comfy and i would not mind owning them).
- calum constantly trying to get you to play fifa with him.
- calum not giving up on asking you to play fifa with him.
- you agreeing to play fifa with calum.
- beating calum at fifa and causing his to let out a long string of swear words
- “HEY, DON’T SWEAR!”
- convincing michael to dye his hair pink back to pink.
- “c’mon. it was super punk rock.”
- “no it waSN’T.”
- lots of them walking in on you when you’re changing.
- “oh my gOD GET OUT OF HERE I’M GETTING DRESSED.”
- lots of you walking in on them when they’re changing.
- “fUCK I’M SO SORRY.”
- “it’s not like you haven’t seen us naked before.”
- overall just having the best time of your life.
(also this is like one of the first ever list thing i’ve done so if you like it please let me know that i should do more because it was actually really fun to write!!!)
written by: @sunshine-kiddo
edited by: @all-trees-escape (p.s. thank fam)