for @michaelgclifford’s blurb night!

being on tour with 5sos would include

  • lots of sing alongs on the tour bus. from slipknot to taylor swift.
  • “[Y/N], cuddle with me.”
  • “no, calum. you suck.”
  • “please.”
  • ending up giving in and actually cuddling with calum because he’s such a cutie and you honestly can’t resist him.
  • michael asking you constantly if you want to play league of legends with him.
  • stealing ashton’s hair ties because you lost yours.
  • ashton getting mad at you for taking all his hair ties.
  • “give me my hair ties back, [Y/N].”
  • “look. i fully support the ashton irwin man bun 2k16 and everything but i need to put my hair up, dude.”
  • luke singing to you when you’re sad because he’s a literal angel.
  • going to all of their concerts and being amazed because dANG they’re really good live
  • “lol is this your bra, [Y/N]?”
  • michael then proceeding to not return your bra but instead put it on his head like a helmet of sorts
  • eating at drive-thrus a lot because you all are too tired and lazy too get out of the van or actually cook anything yourselves.
  • trying to steal each other’s food.
  • michael threatening to kill you for trying to steal his food.
  • luke offering to give you some of his chicken nuggets in exchange for a kiss on the cheek.
  • stealing their clothes (because ngl some of their t-shirts look v comfy and i would not mind owning them).
  • calum constantly trying to get you to play fifa with him.
  • calum not giving up on asking you to play fifa with him.
  • you agreeing to play fifa with calum.
  • beating calum at fifa and causing his to let out a long string of swear words
  • convincing michael to dye his hair pink back to pink.
  • “c’mon. it was super punk rock.”
  • “no it waSN’T.”
  • lots of them walking in on you when you’re changing.
  • “sorrysorrysorrysorrysorry.”
  • lots of you walking in on them when they’re changing.
  • “fUCK I’M SO SORRY.”
  • “it’s not like you haven’t seen us naked before.”
  • overall just having the best time of your life.

(also this is like one of the first ever list thing i’ve done so if you like it please let me know that i should do more because it was actually really fun to write!!!)

written by: @sunshine-kiddo

edited by: @all-trees-escape​ (p.s. thank fam)

~I know it’s wrong - it must be wrong - but right or wrong, I can’t get along…without you~

Me, trying to resist the pull to the Dark Side that is Reylo.

And failing miserably.
NYPD Has a Plan to Magically Turn Anyone It Wants Into a Felon
On Wednesday, NYPD Commissioner Bill Bratton urged state legislators to consider increasing the penalty for resisting arrest from a misdemeanor to a felony. The change, he argued, would help New Yorkers "get around this idea that you can resist arrest. You can't." It would also give cops an easy way to turn victims of their own worst impulses into the worst class of criminal.
By Andy Cush

On Wednesday, NYPD Commissioner Bill Bratton urged state legislators to consider increasing the penalty for resisting arrest from a misdemeanor to a felony. The change, he argued, would help New Yorkers “get around this idea that you can resist arrest. You can’t.” It would also give cops an easy way to turn victims of their own worst impulses into the worst class of criminal.

In theory, a resisting arrest charge allows the state to further punish suspects who endanger the safety of police officers as they’re being apprehended; in practice, it gives tautological justification to cops who enjoy roughing people up. Why did you use force against that suspect, officer? Because she was resisting arrest. How do I know you’re telling the truth? Because I charged her with it, sir.



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“You must spy on citizens, pick apart their private lives, and determine how dangerous they are. You can also resist these suffocating privacy invasions by aiding underground groups and leaking internal reports to the media. Or, you can just use all of that juicy classified information for your own, personal gain. Your call.”

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MASCULINE, Soft, Inviting. You are WELCUM to stay. Yes? What’s that boy? You like Daddy’s pendant? CUM closer boy. You know YOU CAN’T RESIST. Just focus on my pendant and lightly touch your nose between my furry pecs and stare into my ENTRANCING cross. See it pulse and begin to take over your own inner pulse. STARE - FOCUS - RELAX - DRIFT - SLEEP - BLANK - OBEY

Horoscope - Feb 01 2016

Aries Horoscope

(Mar 21 – Apr 19)

You want to share your emotional needs today, but filtering out the less acceptable feelings seems like a safer bet for everyone involved. Complex dynamics keep secrets in the dark – either by you or from you. Nevertheless, you can resist the inclination to stay quiet for the sake of convenience if your cause is justified. And if you intuitively sense that you don’t have all of the facts, asking the right questions will uncover the answers. Never underestimate the power of the truth when it comes to creating change.

Taurus Horoscope

(Apr 20 – May 20)

Everyone’s unreasonable demands are pulling you in one too many directions and you simply can’t do everything being asked of you today. You prefer saying yes to each person, but reality has a different agenda for you. Instead of wasting energy trying to overcome that which can’t be changed, concentrate on those things that matter the most. The tides will shift soon enough, enabling you to regain mastery of your destiny. In the meantime, there is something to be said for the element of surprise.

Gemini Horoscope

(May 21 – Jun 20)

Your tendency to be logical in your thinking often subdues the desires of your heart, but being objective is not going to cut it today. Although you’ve been known to sweet-talk someone into doing exactly what you want, you might be taking yourself too seriously to turn on the charm now. Your irrational needs have a life of their own, but rather than trying to act on your current emotions, just sink into them for a while. Wait until tomorrow when the energy lightens before sharing your feelings with anyone else.

Cancer Horoscope

(Jun 21 – Jul 22)

You’re motivated to set clear boundaries in your relationship world today. Unfortunately, you may still be enchanted by the hazy territory between friendship and romantic love, even if the other person isn’t aware of your intense feelings. Emotional undercurrents stir up plenty of confusion now, so focus on your long-range goals to guide your life path. A little caution is advised; stating the rules up front prevents any misunderstandings later on. Better safe than sorry when it comes to matters of the heart.

Leo Horoscope

(Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Interpersonal tension lingers as you struggle to control your feelings in a family conflict. However, burying what’s in your heart only adds to your current frustration. Although it may sound impossible, try to engage your emotions fully today while remaining detached from the outcome. Take every opportunity to express your opinions in real time, but stay completely open to whatever may happen. Hopefully, this flexibility enables you to positively influence any situation without setting yourself up for disappointment. The journey is more important than the destination.

Virgo Horoscope

(Aug 23 – Sep 22)

You’re not your normal rational self now and the expression of your emotions could tilt your day in an unexpected direction. Regardless of the current circumstances, observe how your intuition isn’t necessarily supported by your logical analysis today. This internal conflict can be stressful, but no final decisions must be made yet. Acknowledging the differences between your thoughts and your feelings minimizes your anxiety and empowers you to ultimately make the best possible choice.

Libra Horoscope

(Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You’re eager to defend someone’s right to express their artistic freedom today; in fact, it might even be your own. However, you’re attracted to the idea of innovation even if others don’t particularly appreciate the results. Although you’re not necessarily inclined to compromise now, you don’t have to bend over backward to make your point. Relying on your legendary charm enhances your chances of being heard.

Scorpio Horoscope

(Oct 23 – Nov 21)

It’s tricky to find a place where you are secure enough to openly share your current concerns. Interpersonal dynamics at home or at work may be tense these days and you aren’t willing to walk on eggshells much longer. Thankfully, the stress begins to alleviate once you overcome the inertia of fear and demonstrate your vulnerability by voicing your truth. Clearing the air enables everyone to feel better no matter what unfolds next.

Sagittarius Horoscope

(Nov 22 – Dec 21)

It seems as if the recent process has taken you as far as it can and something important is coming to an end. It’s time to dream about your future possibilities now, even if the fantasy only satisfies you for a little while. You possess the potential to reach your goals if you communicate your vision in a manner that is understandable to others. However, you still need to allow the current cycle to come to conclusion. Slow down and everything will unfold for you.

Capricorn Horoscope

(Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Your most fundamental ideas are tested today as you come into conflict with friends or associates who hold very different perspectives. You might resist whatever they say, or they could disagree with your point of view. Either way, it falls entirely on you to prevent the energy from getting stuck. The situation will resolve amicably if you listen without trying to prove yourself right. Choosing collaboration over competition now enables everyone to be a winner.

Aquarius Horoscope

(Jan 20 – Feb 18)

Being a natural-born thinker, you are typically in touch with the greater purpose of your life. However, you still could question your own motives today as you wiggle out of an unpleasant spot. You may be asked to mediate a conflict, but your strong biases can affect which side you take. Nevertheless, it’s wise to maintain a neutral position if you want to accomplish your original goals. Your objectivity comes in handy at the most interesting times.

Pisces Horoscope

(Feb 19 – Mar 20)

An invigorating flourish of creativity originates from the recesses of your own imagination now. Luckily, you’re quite comfortable swimming in the metaphysical dimensions of dreams, compassion and art. Nevertheless, you are driven to search for the underlying facts today, even if you’re also drawn into the spiritual realms. Be certain to closely observe the difference between this world and other ones. Instead of accidentally slipping into fantasyland, pick the most practical idea and make it real.

Source : Rick Levine

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