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My life for the past few weeks

Me: oh cool I can build stuff

Me: why can’t I have tanks

Me: Preston pls

Me: everything wants me to die

Me: I like this toaster that dresses like a detective

Me: Why can’t I romance the toaster

Me: I like this block of wood in a tin can 

Me: block of wood in tin can is racist

Me: DRUGS

Me: I”M A GOODNEIGHBOR

Me: GOIN OFF THE DEEP END

Me: He’s my raisin, see I put a ring on the raisin

Me: WHY CAN’T I HAVE THE BIG ROBOT

Me: BETTER DEAD THAN RED

Me: PRESTON PLS

Me: Oh no I like the dude with the shades

Me: WHY CAN’T I ROMANCE THE DUDE

Me: Imma need you to gimme that coat

Me: THE RAISIN WILL JUST OD IF YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE WTFJESLKGSLKGA

Me: SHIET

Me: YOU CAN’T PUT A BUILD LIMIT ON THE SHROUD

Me: I’M A GODDAMN GENERAL, LOOK AT MY CASTLE

Me: *intensely jumping around in slow-mo and killing everything I see*

Me: Me and my raisin have matching outfits

Me: I made a bar for my citizens, I call it the Kitty Bar.

Me: Wasn’t I supposed to find someone?

Me: AND THIS… IS MY SHIT-KICKER BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG 

 Me: I miss Fawkes a little…

Me: WHY CAN’T I ROMANCE SHREK

Me: YOU CAN ROMANCE THE FEATHER DUSTER FROM BEAUTY AND THE BEAST BUT NOT THE TOASTER OR SHREK OR THE DUDE WITH THE SHADES FUCK

Me: Preston your laugh gives me life.

Me: THIS GAME IS BULLSHIT …I LOVE IT

Me: *scratching neck* Hey Bethesda y’all got that DLC yet?

Help me I have no life. 

the-year-long-transformation asked:

Your tags on the outfit post for ken & eto are just golden.

OK BUT TELL ME IT’S NOT TRUE THAT KANEKI LOOKS LIKE HE’S IN THE MATRIX

TELL ME HE DOESN’T FIT IN WITH THIS PICTURE

TELL ME HE DIDN’T BUY THAT OUTFIT FOR $76.60 NOT INCLUDING SHIPPING AND HANDLING

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I LOVE THESE PEOPLE SO MUCH ♥

Drunk! Monopoly AU(?)
  • Claude:Give me the damned spider piece!
  • Sebastian:IT MUST BE DESTROYYEEDDDD
  • Ciel:Why are the demons drunk and playing monopoly with the reapers?
  • Alois:because....
  • *Alois comes out of the shadows dressed like Elvis*
  • Alois:BLINGGGGGGG
  • Grell:Willyyy ~ Can I pay you in gay currency instead? hmm~ *hiccup*
  • William:Hand me the paper money before I give you overtime.
  • Ronald:GAYYYYYYY WE'RE ALL GAYYY, say Alosi do you top Ciel 'er whut?
  • Alois:I TOP HIM LIKE ICING ON A CAKE
  • Sebastian:DESTROY THE SPIDERRRRRRRR
  • *Sebastian smashes the spider monopoly piece and Claude chases him in circles. Then they both wind up chasing their tailcoat tails like dogs.*
  • Ciel:*wide eyed* What the hell...

💮 I don’t know, Frisk… but I don’t think you can just cut the dress like that just to show you’re wearing shorts underneath.

✿ It feels more airy this way! 

💮 ……..

So I’m asking for a poll. I am a 30 year old woman with a very professional job that I dress like a square for everyday. I ordered some galaxy leggings because in real life, I am very nerdy and eccentric, and I think they’re awesome. My boyfriend doesn’t like them so much. He says they are appropriate for concerts, festivals, Comic-cons, and other conventions, but I shouldn’t wear them in everyday life (when I’m not at work). I disagree. So the poll… As a 30 year old, can I go to the grocery store dressed like this?

I’m tagging people who I think may want to weigh in (on tumble at least) @pocketsfullofashes @abaddonwithyall @multifandomblogger1817 @itsallintheeyeofthebeholder

Help me Dress for Italy

sooooo I’m going to Venice in a couple weeks and need to get more rompers for exploring (they’re like dresses but I can run around without the fear of flashing people). Tell me which one you like the best? :)

Blue Floral

White and Blue Vintage

Bright Red Tribal-Print

Army Green Button-Up

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More pictures of The Green Dress.

The dress and design was made by me. Everything was hand sewn. The design is renaissance inspired, but I made the patterns myself. 100% handmade.

I’m taking commission for this dress! If you like it I can make it for you. Custom sizes too. More details in private. Message me if interested :)

Check this link for more progress pictures if you’re curious how it was made.

- Maria Heller