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The Pine Tree

A/N: Heyyy guys long time no see? Yes, writing this latest chapter was like wresting a rattlesnake while balancing a few ceramic plates on top of my head, but here it is! Plus I already started working on the new one, so hopefully it’ll be out relatively soon. In the meantime, enjoy this small detour before the plot rears its ugly head again. 

Au by @doodledrawsthings, based on Flat Dreams by @pengychan.

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“Hey, who’s the new guy? He’s kinda cute.”

Dipper tore his eyes away from the book he was reading to stare at Wendy in mute horror. She was glancing from the corner of her eye at Bill, who had taken the opportunity to rearrange all the snow globes on the shelves as a petty way to spite Grunkle Stan. Why they even let Bill into the gift shop was anyone’s guess. So far, all he managed to do was to scare away customers and give everyone a headache. No one recognized him so far, which was a good thing, but most of these people were just passing through the town anyway, and had no idea about the disaster that took place last summer.

Wendy had just come back from a hiking vacation with her family, and since nobody expected her to be back so soon, they had no idea what to do with Bill. Dipper assumed they would have to tell her eventually, seeing how she was a regular employee, and was definitely smart enough to connect the dots by herself at some point. Better to warn her ahead of time than to wait until she dragged in an exorcist or something. Not that Dipper though it would work. At all.

But Hearing his past crush call the devil in disguise “cute” was something vaguely traumatic. And it showed, because Wendy suddenly looked concerned. “Hey Dipper, are you okay? You look like you’ve just seen Stan in his underwear again.”

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this one panel in the newest ft chapter cured my depression

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Stressed Out

Word Count: 1,520

Characters: Wendy Corduroy, Stanford Pines, Stanley Pines (mentioned)

A/N: I kind of wrote this quickly to get my mind off of things. Also, I haven’t really seen anything over Wendy and Ford bonding or anything, so - I kind of whipped this up? Dunno if it’s considered ooc, but - we all know Wendy’s pretty stressed all the time, so I thought some comforting from Ford would be a good thing to write over? Oh well, hope you guys enjoy reading! ;v;

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Dear South Park

More Kenny, More Kyle, More Wendy, and more Kenny,more Kenny,….oh yes  and more Kenny oh and Mysterion. Thank you. :-P

The Mirror on the Wall

A/N: More TAU. It is too easy to play with multiple dimensions and alternate realities in this universe. Also freaking out little human Dipper with an alter demon self is a little too much fun.


Of all the wallspace covered by dials and lights and tiny dark screens, this was the only expanse hidden under a tarp. Soos prodded at it, decided it probably wouldn’t get him into any trouble, and pulled. The old material slid to the floor amid a rising cloud of dust, revealing –

“Hey, doods, check it out!”

“A mirror?” Wendy came over and peered at her reflection. “Weird.”

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Tech Guru #3

Originally posted by georgetakei

(Y/N) Johnson, was the best computer specialist within SHIELD, now is the best computer specialist working for the Avengers. All her life she wanted to live the edgy, dangerous life, finally gets that but it’s still viewing from the outside- well computer screen,  she makes missions run smoothly. She’s like the human Jarvis but for the other Avengers, always in their ear but they’ve never seen her, till she saves a super-soldier’s life.

A small series about an unnamed OC I have been working on, I picked Rebel as face claim, cause I wanted to write something on a “plus size” character. I’ve made it |reader insert| cause it’s more fun that way, I hope you enjoy this small drabble series, the character is closely based upon “Fat Amy” the best character, I believe, to be written. - Ro


“Wait, hold up!” your co-worker at a shop you volunteer for looked at you, wide eyes and raised eyebrows “you saved Captain America’s life and didn’t ask for like a kiss?” Georgia asked.

“Are you being serious?” you asked “you have seen me right? Are you blind? You’ve met also, so, I saved his life and I am meant to be like, ‘Steve, Mr America, kiss me!?’” 

“I have seen you, I am not blind and I work alongside you,” Georgia chuckled “Just, he asked for some way to repay you and you instead get coffee!” she said in disbelief.

“He works and lives alongside Black Widow, Natasha Romanoff, and you expect me to ask something like that off of him?” You ask raising an eyebrow, “I’d sooner punch myself in the throat than embarrass myself with rejection.” Georgia rolled her eyes.

“You are beautiful, you need to be more confident in yourself.” You sighed and rolled your (E/C) eyes at her. 

“Wendy, can I go on my 15minute Tumblr break?” You called out, a faint ‘sure’ could be heard as you left with a small smile to the back of the shop, going to sit outside by the staff car park. 

You hadn’t heard back from Steve in a few days, fortunately, of course, you wanted to be his friend but that was some pipe dream. Steve and his friends were on a different level, you’d look stupid standing beside them all and frankly, you didn’t want the hassle of dealing with funny looks again. 

When you first joined SHIELD you got funny looks, people whipsering and takking about you. Wondering how you made it here, once they realised you worked on computers it was understandable, they no longer stared; thye still talked though. You still get a few snide remarks, the odd smug face from a tall, skinny female Agent and the occassional grossed out face from a male Agent.

You weren’t always this big, growing up in school you were very energetic and rarely ate because you were always on the go, then you went to high school and society’s standards of looks were so fucked! Plus, not many people were nice to you cause of how smart you were, you didn’t “fit in” as cliche as it sounds. Then through school and college, you spent more time indoors, hacking and doing homeowork that it evolved to how you are now. 

You’ve tried every diet, gym and everything between, known to man but nothing seemed to work for longer than a few weeks plus your will power over a doughnut was pretty low. - They are too good to resist. 

“(Y/N)” you snapped from your thoughts and looked up at Georgia, “Steve Rogers and Sam Wilson are here… for you.” She grinned happily.

Originally posted by sheisraging

You followed her back inside, peaking round the corner at the two men looking around the shop, Georgai pulled you along with her, a glowing smile on her face as she waved at them both. You loved Georgia, you really do but like Lee Rodis, she can fuck off!

“Are you stalking me?” you asked Steve, he took his attention away from his friend to you, chuckling and shrugging his shoulders in reponse.

“Actually, I requested to meet the girl who saved this baboon, and her ask why? WHY?” Sam asked, you snickered as Steve rolled his eyes “Sam Wilson.” He extended his hand. 

“Yeah, I know.” You take it “myself and the tech guys have a counter on how many times you call Red Wing baby” that makes Steve burst out laughing “we had to get a new board” you inform him.

“Anyway, I figured, since you did save my life it seemed only fitting I invited you to Starks annual party-thing for whatever reason this time” Steve shrugged, you nodded.

“I was already invited, all collegues are invited, for some reason. I just never show up!” both men frown.

“Yeah, I’ll think about it this time but commitments and I don’t like parties, or people very much” they chuckle and nod in agreement. 

“Well, I hope you do turn up” Steve nudges you before puling Sam to the door, you wave at them leaving before Georgia shows up beside you again.

“You gotta go” you sighed loudly “after our shift we are going shopping!” she points sternly, knowing better than to argue with her you just nod lightly.

Great a party with people and Avengers, what could go wrong? 

(Hope you like this. Let me know what you think about it, hopefully, everyone is liking this cause I love writing this tbh. - Rosalee)

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