can't-see-shit

  • *Shinoa squad during a blackout*
  • Yuu: I can't see shit
  • Mika: what the- WHO TOUCHED MY BUTT?!
  • Kimizuki: why are you even asking? It's obvious idiot-Yuu did
  • Yuu: hey-!
  • Yoichi: I-it was me. I'm sorry, Mika, it was an accident.
  • Mika: it's okay but SOMEONE IS STILL TOUCHING MY BUTT
  • Shinoa: oops! My bad, I thought it was Mitsu's
  • Mitsuba: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?!
  • Mika: this isn't funny, someone's still touching my butt!
  • Kimizuki: this time's Yuu, for sure
  • Narumi: it isn't Yuu...
  • Everyone: ...
  • Mika: ...please stop it
  • Narumi: hey, I already have
  • Yuu: okay, it really was me this time, but in my defense I think I deserve to touch my boyfriend's butt more than the rest
  • Mika: WHAT YOU DESERVE IS A SLAP

sweebs  asked:

How come so many humans have terrible eyesight? Do other animals have as many individuals who can't see shit and they just get eaten early or something, or is it more common in humans because we have glasses?

A combination of both! Wild animals with bad eyesight generally won’t live to reproduce - the exception is in social species who will sometimes care for less evolutionarily fit members of their population. So it’s likely that as humans turned into humans as we think of them now, we cared for members of the population with less than perfect sight, and allowed their genes to persist. Now we have glasses and contacts and the genetic issue of vision really doesn’t influence our lifespan or reproduction at all. 

  • Luke Skywalker: (comes to Jabba's palace with a fresh haircut/dye job combo, entire new wardrobe, $500 boots, and a handmade lightsaber with HS carved into it) hello Han I'm here to rescue you
  • Han Solo: (can't see shit)
  • Luke Skywalker: (keeps the outfit on for 12 hours until his vision is restored)