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i went shopping with my friend and we stopped at the mall tonight and we went into hot topic and i saw they had new hufflepuff sweatpants and i was like omg???? i have to????? but they only had a medium so i was like i’ll just check online when i get home

i got home and my mom found a coupon for $30 off $75 purchase and i…accidentally……

I feel like as it is, Malikah like dreams about having a  threesome between two of his personal faves. It would go something along the lines of him never saying it aloud and never outright putting it out there on the table even as if he were dating one of the two. So like it’ll slip somewhere, like a on the beginnings of a  mission issue off between the gang, as Jamari is giving out instructions she puts Mal in a team with Dakari and Reno and he just blurts out indefinitely, YES MY FANTASY THREESOME! really really loud enough that a apartment complex nearby could hear if the windows were up, and everybody just gives him this look like ??????????????, and he completely scrambles to reconnect himself. like uh….. IN THEORY..

SO MY DAD WENT BUYING PRESALE TICKETS FOR FINDING DORY AND THERE WAS THIS REAL NEAT THING WHERE THEY WOULD GIVE YOU THE FINDING NEMO DVD TOGETHER WITH THE TICKET, AND THE TICKET WOULD BE 10 EUROS BUT LIKE WE GOT 2 TICKETS SO I WAS LIKE “HOW DOES THIS WORK, IS IT GONNA BE 20 EUROS FOR 2 TICKETS AND… 2 DVDS???”

SO LIKE ANYWAY I’M GONNA GO WATCH IT WITH MY MOM AND SHE’S OVER 60 WHICH ENTITLES HER TO A TICKET REDUCTION

IN THE END WE GOT 2 TICKETS AND THE DVD FOR 15,50 EUROS! THAT WAS SUCH A SWEET DEAL AND THIS MORNING WE WATCHED FNDING NEMO!!! ON DVD

I still can’t believe I was Straight™ for like fourteen years, I look back on it and just ??? How??? Child, did you never see a girl? And nonbinary folks are like legit ethereal deities, how did you survive not knowing you were pansexual how

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Me trying to see the supermoon in this cloud cover