can't-let-go-of-the-past

We all should agree that if Renji had had a normal childhood, with no tragedies, mourning and cannibalism, or basically if he didn’t live in the realm of Tokyo Ghoul, he would totally be into cosplaying.
I mean, have you looked at Uta? He probably already goes to cons, so what if he dragged Yomo there and then Yomo fell in love with the atmosphere? We know that he reads Shounen Jump and that he speaks about the values of friendship while he’s drunk. I don’t know about you, but I recognize the signs, lmao
So, going by this headcanon: Uta probably helps him crafting the accessories, Itori helps him with the costumes and with the styling of the wig, but…

Which character do you think he would cosplay? Lmao I need answers

can u believe this is the life i live!! aka a sentence meme of things i have said & heard in the past 48 hours.

“i’ve only eaten cereal for the past week, i would say i’m making my way into adulthood gracefully.”
“jesus christ, my lord & savior, the true mvp, please send me down a dr. pepper from the heavens above. thanks bro.”
“oh my GOD i need a corndog.”
“i got a bug bite on my foot to take that selfie, if it only gets nine likes i am going to fight.”
“i can’t even look at you right now!”
“the musical theatre nerd in me can’t handle this.”
“i am such a slut for love letters.”
[ text ] DID YOU SEE THE GUY LIKING MY IG PICTURES. LOOK AT HIM. HE’S R E A L. HE’S REAL & HES LIKING /MY/ IG PICTURES. I AM TRULY #BLESSED.
[ text ] i decided right in the middle of reading my summer reading book to illegally download hamilton, & thats why i haven’t annotated in 3 weeks.
[ text ] i was all like “theres a freakin snake!!!” & he was all like “oh man where, i wanna throw it at u”
[ text ] CAN U BELIEVE THAT. I DONT DESERVE THAT. I AM A GOSH DARN PRINCESS I DONT DESERVE TO HAVE SNAKES THROWN AT ME.
[ text ] luckily when he looked at the snake he realized it was poisonous & we ran
“my phone started ringing while i was in the shower today. i thought it was one of the places i applied at for a job, so i ran out of the shower, slipped, almost died, & it only turned out to be an automated voice person.”
“i’m a good person. i don’t deserve this.”
“today was a good day. i saw a bunch of puppies. tomorrow can’t beat that!”
“i firmly believe whoever wrote that musical hated happiness.”
“if they die, i’m gonna fight.”
“hey, remember like ten minutes ago when i said i would fight if they died? i do.”
“i still want that corndog.”

@quicksilveerisms​ || SHORTIECall

    “Okay, so here’s what I’m thinking, okay? I run in the store with the whole ‘pregnant mother about to pop’ bit, right? I draw EVERYONE’S attention, go into ‘labor’ and draw all eyes away from monitors and things they should be on, right?

  Following that, you run in there and grab ALL the good shit. I mean ALL of it, no one’s gonna notice the lack of ‘stock’ until the ‘contractions’ end anyway. It’s flipping foolproof!”