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I’m Not Strong Enough

I don’t know how to be good enough for you. And I’m sick of trying.
—  🖤
Pregnancy Starters
  • "S/he started kicking last week."
  • "I'm not ready to be a parent."
  • "I just feel like my feet have fallen off. I can't see them!"
  • "Are you sure we can do this? Have this baby?"
  • "I don't care what we have as long as it's healthy."
  • "I'm pregnant, and I... I don't know who the father is."
  • "Stop trying to convince me to give it up! I want this child."
  • "Come here. S/he just kicked."
  • "It's okay. You can feel it."
  • "But do you know what this means? Our whole lives are going to change for this baby."
  • "Do you really think I can do this on my own? Be a single parent?"
  • "I don't want to know the sex."
  • "You got me pregnant."
  • "Are you ready to start a family?"
  • "This is what happens when the condom breaks."
  • "You have to help me. I can't do this on my own."
  • "It's a girl/boy."
  • "I've never wanted anything more than this. I want to be a parent."
When Musicals are actual persons and Les Mis needs help for his next revolution.
  • Les Mis: ONE MORE DAY BEFORE THE STORM!
  • Rent: Yeah, NO DAY BUT TODAY... I mean, tomorrow...
  • Wicked: NOBODY'S GONNA BRING US DOWN guys.
  • Hamilton: Even so, we gonna RISE UP anyway
  • The Phantom of the Opera: THE BRIDGE IS CROSSED, SO STAND AND WATCH IT BURN!!
  • Sweeney Todd: Oi! EASY NOW, HUSH, Phantom, HUSH. KEEP YOUR THOUGHTS NICE AND LUSH. WAIT.
  • Hamilton: Well said ma'am, like we say: TALK LESS, SMILE MORE and always WAIT FOR IT.
  • Legally Blonde: Yes! you have to KEEP IT POSITIVE...*AND SLAP THEM TO THE FLOOR*
  • Hamilton: WHAAAAT-
  • Les Mis: Guys, we're going out of track, IT IS TIME FOR US ALL TO DECIDE WHO WE ARE...
  • Legally Blonde: ...AS WE PULL THEIR HAIR AND CALL THEM WHORES!
  • Les Mis: No! Geez, don't you see? THE COLOR OF THE WORLD IS CHANGING DAY BY DAY...
  • Phantom: THE WORLD SHOWED NO COMPASSION TO ME!!!
  • Les Mis: Can please someone give the Phantom a sedative?
  • Hamilton: THE PHANTOM GETS A BOOST AND YOU RATHER GIVE HIM A SEDATIVE?
  • Les Mis: Hamilton please not you too, you are the only other Musical here with experience in fighting in a revolution. I can't do this ON MY OWN.
  • Hamilton: *you mean the ONLY ONE that had a successful revolution?*
  • Young Frankenstein: Who ordered a sedative?
  • Legally Blonde: I'll take it, it will help me balancing all the Red Bull I had.
  • Wicked: Dear Oz! Are you trying DEFY GRAVITY Girl?
  • Sweeney Todd: Weren't we about to slay someone? And... on a totally unrelated topic, is anyone else hungry?
  • Hamilton: I'M YOUNG, SCRAPPY AND HUNGRY, thanks for asking.
  • Sweeney Todd: I don't talk with you.
  • Hamilton: Why?
  • Sweeney Todd: You left us... how could you? THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE LONDON!
  • Wicked: Yes, then we'll talk about you misquoting me...
  • Sweeney Todd: Maybe you are misquoting me.
  • Wicked: Count the Tonys dear...
  • Sweeney Todd: Yeah, yeah, as you like it... are we going to kill somebody today or not?
  • Rent: NO DAY BUT TODAY!
  • Les Mis: Rent go home, you are high.
  • Phantom: DOWN ONCE MORE, TO THE DUNGEON OF MY BLACK DESPAIR!!!!
  • Les Mis: It's the last time I tell you Phantom, it's: BLACK THE DARK OF AGES PAST.
  • Wicked: Wasn't it the blood of angry men?
  • Les Mis: What kind of angry men do you have in Oz?!?
  • Wicked: Hello? Green witch, talking goats and flying monkeys...
  • Book of Mormon: HELLO!
  • Legally Blonde: Mormons? I TOTALLY FORGOT YOU GO HERE.
  • Les Mis: Sweet France give me strength... Can we please stay on subject? Hamilton, please, back me up.
  • Hamilton: We don't like the word "SUBJECT"
  • Les Mis: Oh my god!! Whats wrong with you guys? Why can't we have a nice revolution?
  • Hamilton: Maybe some of us want a REVELATION...
  • Les Mis: Ok. I'm done. I quit. Have you heard me? Les Mis quits on a fucking REVOLUTION. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW.
  • Wicked: Hey! I don't care if you are upset, that's not a good reason to stealing my line!
  • Les Mis: ...Sorry Wicked... but why every revolution I start goes sideways?
  • Wicked: Oh sweetheart, I'm afraid that NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED... Next year revolution will be a blast, I'm sure!
  • Legally Blonde: Me too, you definitely got A CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER.
  • Hamilton: You will BLOW US ALL AWAY!
  • Wicked: Hey, why haven't we called The Newsies, they achieved quite something...
  • Hamilton & Les Mis: NEWSIES, THEY GET THE JOB DONE.
  • Rent: Can we go home now? while some of us still had one?
  • Les Mis: Yes, bye guys, see you next year.
  • Rent: You mean in FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED MINUTES?
  • WICKED: Shut up Rent.
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  • Annie: Did someone said TOMORROW?

Anyone ever just wanna open their mouth and scream? Not in anger or fear or excitment. Just the urge to belt out a good ol’ scream to the heavens connected to no emotion what soever. Because I’m feeling that right now. Just wanna shout a scream. But I’m in a coffee shop. So I can’t.

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GTA 5 Funny Moments (E713)
  • Josh: Was that three of us doing it at the same time?
  • Simon: Yeah.
  • Josh: Oi, we're so in sync.
  • Josh: I feel like Simon should be allowed in Eleven Years gang.
  • Simon: Yay.
  • Vik: But that just defeats the point, right?
  • Josh: But it feels like he's known us for that long.
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  • Josh: Ugh, Simon... I gotta be there again! I don't wanna be there again!
  • Simon: *laughs* I'll be there in a minute!
  • Simon: I'll be there soon.
  • Josh: I bloody well hope so; I can't do this on my own...
  • Josh: *mumbles* Simon, please...
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  • Simon: Oi, Josh, Josh, I'm on my way; don't worry.
  • Josh: What am I supposed to do with my life here?!
  • Simon: Josh, I'm on my way! Don't worry, don't worry.
Mistake Starters
  • "It wasn't meant to be like this."
  • "What have I done?"
  • "I'm sorry! I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry!"
  • "Oh, god. Oh god, no!"
  • "No, no, no, no. Look at me. You'll be fine."
  • "PLEASE! I MADE A MISTAKE, LET ME FIX IT! DON'T DO THIS!"
  • "I messed up..."
  • "I thought I was helping!"
  • "I didn't know!"
  • "It wasn't meant... I didn't know this would happen."
  • "Why didn't you tell me it would be like this?!"
  • "I wasn't THINKING!"
  • "Because I love you! Because I said I'd die for you and I meant it, all right?"
  • "Because you would have died!"
  • "I couldn't just let it happen, okay? I had to do something!"
  • "Sure, I screwed up! But at least I DID something!"
  • "What would you have had me do, exactly?"
  • "You have to stop them. Please."
  • "Oh, god. Oh, no. No, no. Please help me. They're going to kill him/her."
  • "Please. I need your help."
  • "I can't fix this on my own."
  • "I can't do this on my own."
  • "It's not like that. Not any more."
  • "I can't help you."
  • "I can help you."
  • "Don't leave me alone."
  • "I don't want to die."
  • "Please."