can't-do-this-on-my-own

I don’t know how to be good enough for you. And I’m sick of trying.
—  🖤
Pregnancy Starters
  • "S/he started kicking last week."
  • "I'm not ready to be a parent."
  • "I just feel like my feet have fallen off. I can't see them!"
  • "Are you sure we can do this? Have this baby?"
  • "I don't care what we have as long as it's healthy."
  • "I'm pregnant, and I... I don't know who the father is."
  • "Stop trying to convince me to give it up! I want this child."
  • "Come here. S/he just kicked."
  • "It's okay. You can feel it."
  • "But do you know what this means? Our whole lives are going to change for this baby."
  • "Do you really think I can do this on my own? Be a single parent?"
  • "I don't want to know the sex."
  • "You got me pregnant."
  • "Are you ready to start a family?"
  • "This is what happens when the condom breaks."
  • "You have to help me. I can't do this on my own."
  • "It's a girl/boy."
  • "I've never wanted anything more than this. I want to be a parent."

anonymous asked:

I feel like the only way I'll be able to crawl out of this well of mental issues is if someone is there to hold me and coax me along, to give me their time, attention, and affection. But I know that I can't put that weight on anyone, I can't expect someone to dedicate their life to dragging me behind them. I can't do things on my own, I freeze up, lay down, and wait to die. I'm stuck and lost, and no one can, or is willing, to take me. I can see the end, and I am afraid.

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When Musicals are actual persons and Les Mis needs help for his next revolution.
  • Les Mis: ONE MORE DAY BEFORE THE STORM!
  • Rent: Yeah, NO DAY BUT TODAY... I mean, tomorrow...
  • Wicked: NOBODY'S GONNA BRING US DOWN guys.
  • Hamilton: Even so, we gonna RISE UP anyway
  • The Phantom of the Opera: THE BRIDGE IS CROSSED, SO STAND AND WATCH IT BURN!!
  • Sweeney Todd: Oi! EASY NOW, HUSH, Phantom, HUSH. KEEP YOUR THOUGHTS NICE AND LUSH. WAIT.
  • Hamilton: Well said ma'am, like we say: TALK LESS, SMILE MORE and always WAIT FOR IT.
  • Legally Blonde: Yes! you have to KEEP IT POSITIVE...*AND SLAP THEM TO THE FLOOR*
  • Hamilton: WHAAAAT-
  • Les Mis: Guys, we're going out of track, IT IS TIME FOR US ALL TO DECIDE WHO WE ARE...
  • Legally Blonde: ...AS WE PULL THEIR HAIR AND CALL THEM WHORES!
  • Les Mis: No! Geez, don't you see? THE COLOR OF THE WORLD IS CHANGING DAY BY DAY...
  • Phantom: THE WORLD SHOWED NO COMPASSION TO ME!!!
  • Les Mis: Can please someone give the Phantom a sedative?
  • Hamilton: THE PHANTOM GETS A BOOST AND YOU RATHER GIVE HIM A SEDATIVE?
  • Les Mis: Hamilton please not you too, you are the only other Musical here with experience in fighting in a revolution. I can't do this ON MY OWN.
  • Hamilton: *you mean the ONLY ONE that had a successful revolution?*
  • Young Frankenstein: Who ordered a sedative?
  • Legally Blonde: I'll take it, it will help me balancing all the Red Bull I had.
  • Wicked: Dear Oz! Are you trying DEFY GRAVITY Girl?
  • Sweeney Todd: Weren't we about to slay someone? And... on a totally unrelated topic, is anyone else hungry?
  • Hamilton: I'M YOUNG, SCRAPPY AND HUNGRY, thanks for asking.
  • Sweeney Todd: I don't talk with you.
  • Hamilton: Why?
  • Sweeney Todd: You left us... how could you? THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE LONDON!
  • Wicked: Yes, then we'll talk about you misquoting me...
  • Sweeney Todd: Maybe you are misquoting me.
  • Wicked: Count the Tonys dear...
  • Sweeney Todd: Yeah, yeah, as you like it... are we going to kill somebody today or not?
  • Rent: NO DAY BUT TODAY!
  • Les Mis: Rent go home, you are high.
  • Phantom: DOWN ONCE MORE, TO THE DUNGEON OF MY BLACK DESPAIR!!!!
  • Les Mis: It's the last time I tell you Phantom, it's: BLACK THE DARK OF AGES PAST.
  • Wicked: Wasn't it the blood of angry men?
  • Les Mis: What kind of angry men do you have in Oz?!?
  • Wicked: Hello? Green witch, talking goats and flying monkeys...
  • Book of Mormon: HELLO!
  • Legally Blonde: Mormons? I TOTALLY FORGOT YOU GO HERE.
  • Les Mis: Sweet France give me strength... Can we please stay on subject? Hamilton, please, back me up.
  • Hamilton: We don't like the word "SUBJECT"
  • Les Mis: Oh my god!! Whats wrong with you guys? Why can't we have a nice revolution?
  • Hamilton: Maybe some of us want a REVELATION...
  • Les Mis: Ok. I'm done. I quit. Have you heard me? Les Mis quits on a fucking REVOLUTION. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW.
  • Wicked: Hey! I don't care if you are upset, that's not a good reason to stealing my line!
  • Les Mis: ...Sorry Wicked... but why every revolution I start goes sideways?
  • Wicked: Oh sweetheart, I'm afraid that NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED... Next year revolution will be a blast, I'm sure!
  • Legally Blonde: Me too, you definitely got A CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER.
  • Hamilton: You will BLOW US ALL AWAY!
  • Wicked: Hey, why haven't we called The Newsies, they achieved quite something...
  • Hamilton & Les Mis: NEWSIES, THEY GET THE JOB DONE.
  • Rent: Can we go home now? while some of us still had one?
  • Les Mis: Yes, bye guys, see you next year.
  • Rent: You mean in FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED MINUTES?
  • WICKED: Shut up Rent.
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  • Annie: Did someone said TOMORROW?
The split personality of your late 20s...

Your dumb kid self and your grouchy grown-up self start having long, drawn-out fights with each other.

While apartment searching:

Youthful me: OH MY GOD, MOVE INTO A WAREHOUSE CONVERSION. Look at that beautiful brick. The pipes. The windows. Oh my god. It’d be so amazing waking up in there. Just imagine how ~aesthetic~ I would feel.

Not-so-youthful me: And you will also be freezing every winter, dying every summer, and your gas bill with be approximately a zillion dollars. The neighborhood is terrible and getting mugged is a question of when rather than if. The walls are paper-thin and you will hear endless construction noise, barking, and every drunken fight of every neighbor you have, which will ultimately end in you having a fucking a mental breakdown. Did you forget you have sensory defensiveness? Oh, and it’s out of budget.

Youthful me: But–!

Not-so-youthful me: No.