thenamesrio asked Joseph Gordon-Levitt or Tom Hardy
I know I’m cheating again but I honestly cannot choose between the two and I simply won’t. You got to understand JGL has sort of been there since my childhood and thus my love for him just keeps growing and it’s massive (lol). On the other hand TH has been this new phenomenal from me ever since I seen Inception. I haven’t gone this ‘gaga’ over a celeb in…AGES. So yes I love both these actors like something fierce.
I felt like I should take time out to shoutout one of the most important people in my life right now. My baby, @i-choose-yusuke. Been around for a couple of years now, and looking back, I think I knew that we might be together since we clicked so well right off the bat. That night you came all the way to my house to get me, on your birthday I might add, I felt special and I knew I wanted to get closer to you. On August 30th, 2015, you changed my life for the better when you decided it was time we make it official. We’ve only been a couple for 3 and a half months now, but I’m already head over heels for you, and I think you feel the same way. I love you, and I can’t wait to see you again. 💜
When bitty and jack come out to Shitty he takes it super well and proceeds to throw a party in their honor (even if the other guests don’t know it).
Anyways, everyone is properly scwasted and Shitty gets Bitty alone and stage whispers “Jack and I have something that you will never be able to replace”
Bitty just nods and says “I’m not replacing anything. I love what you and Jack have”. And Shitty just shakes his head and slurs out 12 “no”s one after the other.
“nah not that. I’m super secure in that. But there’s one thing that he’s done with me that he will never do with you”
Okay so this peaks Bitty’s interest. He motions for Shitty to continue his thought.
“Jack Zimmerman, totally wrecked and belting Celine Dion on a karaoke machine”
“No fucking way”
“It’s the TRUTH. He wasn’t even looking at the words! He knew them all”
“If you say that to a field it’ll be fertilized”
After five minutes of Bitty screaming Bullshit and Shitty saying “nah man” Jack finally returns to them from wherever he was as confirms that, yes, he did sing Celine Dion’s “it’s all coming back to me now” in his first year. and that, no, he don’t think he’d do it again.
Shitty and Bitty both exchanged a look, and then decided to spend the rest of the night to get Jack to sing at all. No such luck. But it doesn’t stop there. They keep trying whenever they are able to all meet up. It’s always like “hey Jack do you wanna sing along to some tunes in the car?” or “hey this bar has good drinks and…wow there’s a karaoke machine that sounds fun doesn’t it???”
So when the newest video on Falconer’s TV is a karaoke competition between Jack and Tater, and Jack (the competitive lil shit) is going all at it is uploaded. Shitty and Bitty both text him like crazy.
“ET TU JACK” “I THOUGHT YOU WERE WAITING FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL” “WHAT DOES TATER HAVE THAT I DOn’T HAVE??” “Jack Laurent Zimmermann what the hell were you thinking”