can't wait to put these to use

Ghost Adventures Starters
  • "I hate the basement. I'm just putting that out there."
  • "I've come a long way to talk to you because I think you're a piece of crap."
  • "Is this spirit being a smartass?"
  • "You look great for being... not alive."
  • "Ghosts don't even like me."
  • "It's cold, it's dark, and it's exciting as hell!"
  • "Are you banging your head on the wall?"
  • "Something is up here, gathering all the power it can."
  • "If this is the portal of hell, why don't you come up out of that ground and get us?"
  • "Here I am in the sugar shack!"
  • "I hope you can hear me up there in the damned attic!"
  • "I can't wait to get locked in here."
  • "Dude, he's kinda creeping me out. No joke."
  • "Have you ever heard of those guys who wear jackets when it's really, really hot out?"
  • "I can't believe they left me out here, all by myself, with this music playing."
  • "Wait, am I standing on his grave?"
  • "I have respect for all spirits... except for you."
  • "I just wanna see where the massacre took place."
  • "This right here is like putting holy water on a demon."
  • "I'm just pumped! Are you guys pumped?"
  • "I smell beautiful."
  • "Do you see that? Because I can't, either."
  • "You have reached your final desination. Hell."
  • "This is tougher than it looks on tv, trust me."
  • "This is beyond dangerous. I don't recommend anybody do this."
  • "It was probably the most dangerous, craziest thing we've ever done."
  • "Hey, we're just lost. We need a place to stay."
  • "Thank you for knocking."
  • "I've got a teddy bear for you!"
  • "Were you stabbed in this room, Sir?"
[TRANS] ‘WINGS: YOU NEVER WALK ALONE’ - Jungkook Thanks To

My beloved mom, dad, hyung, Gureumie
I should work harder but it seems like I can’t do it (for you), I’m sorry. I’m always grateful to you guys and I love you.

Bang Shihyuk PD-nim
Thank you for let me have the chance to say my thanks like this every time. The songs this time are really good too.

Vice President Choi Yoojung, the Vice President who guide us to the right path, I’m always grateful to you.

Director Seokjoon, every time we have a meeting together I can’t be excited like that, but thank you for making me feel excited.

Director Shinkyu, I have so much fun every time we have a meal together. Hope there’ll be more days when we eat together in the future too!

Director Chaeeun, thank you for letting us moving forward on the right path too. You give us a lot of strength!

Hobeomie-hyung, Sejinie-hyung, Jungilie-hyung, Sunhakie-hyung, Kwangtaekie-hyung, Sungseokie-hyung, Yoonjae-hyung, all of our manager hyungs who always work beside us or from behind because of us, you worked really hard. Thank you so much and we’ll do better!

Woojung-noona, Surin-noona, Hyunji-noona, Bunhong-noona, Nayeob-noona, thank you for making wonderful stuffs that ARMYs love and make us and ARMYs inseparable. I’ll work harder and do better in the future! You’ve all worked really hard!

Hayan-noona, Jinah-noona, Hyeyoung-nim, those who have to work harder than anyone else whenever we have tours, fanmeetings or concerts! Thank you so much.

Heesunie-hyung, Kyungjinie-noona, Sungho-hyung, Hyojin-nim, I couldn’t see you around much but I know you all worked really hard. Thank you so much!

Sunghyunie-hyung, Hyunjoo-noona, Sunkyung-noona, Gabriel-hyung, you have all worked really hard so we can wear cool outfits, please make even cooler outfits in the future too. Thank you!

Pdogg PD-nim, Dohyungie-hyung, Joonsangie-hyung
You’re so awesome for making us cool pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pak songs, I respect you a lot. You’re the best. I’ll soon write a song too. You have worked really hard. The songs are so good!

Jooyoungie-hyung, hyungnim, you’re always laughing whenever I see you even though you’re tired ㅋㅋ It’s been really tired for you working from behind. Thank you.

Hyukki-hyung, Eunjung-nim, Eunsangie-hyung, Junho-hyung
Thanks to you helping us and giving us strength ever since we debuted, my worries seem to disappear little by little. Thank you!

Teacher Sungdeok, Gahunie-hyung who have to work hard physically, who are more exhausted and pained than anyone else, thank you for consistently working hard. Sincerely thank you so much!

Changwonie-hyung, Wooyoungie-hyung, the hyungs who make our songs shine, thank you and hwaiting!

Joowon-nim, Jooyeon-nim, even though I can’t see you much, thank you for helping us! Hwaiting!

Seolhee-noona, you have worked really hard and I hope your days will be filled with good things in the future too. Great job!

Seuli-noona, Yoori-noona, Joy-nim, Onnuri-nim
Thank you for doing things to deliver our love to ARMYs. You’re the best!

Sunjung-noona, Yeonhee-nim, Miryung-nim, Mijung-noona, Seungwoo-nim, Hyewon-nim, Yeji-nim
You have been working really hard to raise our successors! Hwaiting!

Jaedong-nim, Jungwook-nim, Junsu-nim, I can’t see you much but I know you always work really hard. Fire!

Hyunmin-nim haha, I can’t see you a lot but I know you work harder than anyone else. Hwaiting!

Head of Department Hajung, Hyesoo-noona, Seoyeon-noona, Jieun-nim
It’s really tired and cold having to go outside to find outfits but you still bring them and come on time, you’re all really awesome and worked really hard. I’m really grateful.

Head of Department Dareum, Hyunah-noona, Seolji-noona, Sojung-noona, you’ve worked really hard to do the makeup for me. I’ll get better skin ㅎㅎ You’re the best!

Head of Department Naejoo, Head of Department Jihye, Jinyoungie-hyung, Songhee-noona, Sekyungie-hyung, Sohee-noona, thank you for making my hair become cooler. Please take care of me in the future as well!

Director Lumpens’ crew and Director Hyunwoo’s crew, thank you for creating beautiful works for us this time too. Let’s continue to work together in the future ㅎㅎ!!

97line friends, Yugyeomie, Dokyeomie, Mingyu, Bamie, Myungho, Jaehyun, I want to meet you guys soon and have fun.
Jinwoo-hyung, ah I should quickly meet Jinwoo-hyung ㅜㅜ Let’s meet soon and go to eat spicy rice cakes ㅋㅋ
I should go eat together with Minmi-noona too ㅜ

Thank you so much to those who created the path for me to become Bangtan.

Bangtan hyungnims
I think we will slowly be more awesome. Let’s improve and grow everyday, and let’s go down in history. Bangtan Bangtan Bangbangtan.

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ ARMY ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

ARMY! We have come to find and see you again!
I hope you would like our songs… You like it right?!
Again, we have put in a lot of effort for this album!
Thank you for consistently waiting for us, we’ll continue to grow, improve and put in our strength as well as get bigger so you won’t get bored.
ARMY I love you!

Jin | Suga | J-hope | Rap Monster | Jimin | V | Jungkook

Why I keep logging onto Tumblr to see what’s happening with One Direction
My Reaction to Mass Effect Andromeda's Squad
  • Cora: Okay, can you tone down the fangirling? It's getting embarrassing. And I'm saying this as someone who used to be able to recite the entire Star Wars Original Trilogy from memory. Also, I'm not entirely sure it's legal for a straight woman to have that hair cut.
  • Liam: Well, since my baby brother can't be here, I am officially adopting you. Also, I agree with Vetra. Put on a god damned shirt.
  • Peebee: Hello, my blue space wife? Do you love me yet, or should I wait until tomorrow to buy the engagement ring and wedding set?
  • Drack: Murder Happy Space Grandpa! Can I have a hug?
  • Vetra: My best friend, and the sister of my heart. I will kill anyone who ever hurts you or anything you love.
  • Jaal: Dude, you are amazing, but for the love of god, never walk around my ship naked again.
  • Kallo: I want to hug you. I don't know why, but every time I set foot on the bridge, I am filled with the overwhelming urge to hug you.
  • Suvi: You are sweet, and lovely and Scottish, and I would love to curl up on a couch and talk to you for hours. Also while I am going to wife Peebee, that pink lip gloss is driving me to distraction. Please, for the love of god, stop wearing it.
  • Lexi: Space Mom. Which is slightly awkward because I hit on you the first time we met, but in my defense, you're insanely attractive.
  • Gil: Dude, I like you, but be nicer to Kallo, or I will put itching powder in your underwear.
  • Scott Ryder: I'm out here saving the cluster, and you're over there "in a medically induced coma." Lazy Asshole.
  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: okay i know that cheritz is working damn hard for the fans of mystic messenger and it must be a lot of work to put together a new route but literally they promised us that we would get V's route in august and??? where?? is??? it??? there have been multiple suspicious updates and still no route and like it's okay i understand and i can wait but also if i don't get V's route soon i might have to fucking storm cheritz headquarters because i can't take this suspense much longer it's honestly killing me i just want to play his route more than anything in the whole world like literally the whole world V means the absolute most to me and i'll die if i don't get to play his goddamn route and
  • Harry: let's make a pact, if neither of us are married by the time we're thirty we'll marry each other.
  • Tom: Harry........I'm in my 70s.
  • Harry suddenly down on one knee: I know.
  • Tom: you're still 25, your whole lead in was wrong.
  • Harry going to put the ring away: Well I guess I could wait and do this again later....
  • Tom snatching it out of his hand: ...... well you already offered, you can't take it back.
a psa to all aroha’s

guess what is not ok: 

(credit to EVERLASTING MOONSET‏ for the pic)

like y’all, i get it, fantagio is still using the jewish star on their tweets, but that is NOT an excuse to actually put it on a piece of jewelry and present it to a member. i know it can be an easy mistake, and that on a lot of foreign websites, jewish stars are just labeled as six pointed stars and used as a jewelry add on, but guess what: still not ok (and before i get any responses about how korean’s don’t know what a jewish star is theres literally a chabad in seoul). 

moral of the story: my religion and it’s symbols shouldn’t be used in order to make a cute accessory. 

Ladybug distrusting Volpina mixing with fears of Alya finding her out
  • Ladybug: Volpina, please stop relaying so much information to the girl that runs the ladyblog, she's going to have way more than enough information to figure any one of us and then I'm afraid of what'll happen once she's got that information.
  • Volpina: ok, I see what you're going for but it's not like she's gonna put it all out there as soon as she finds out, and most of the stuff I say doesn't even reach the blog anyways, she just shares theories with Marinette.
  • Queen Bee: And you think SHE can keep a secret? I mean she can't even keep her crush low key
  • Chat: Wait, Marinette likes someone?
  • Volpina: Chat, I'm guessing you couldn't tell because you barely know her but if not then you're an idiot.
  • Ladybug: Back to the subject people! Stop giving so much information in interviews, even if they are "private" and "not on film", I don't want to deal with the fallout of Alya knowing.
  • Volpina: fine. She's not gonna hear it from me.
  • -------------
  • Later in class
  • Alya: So word is that Ladybug thinks I'm pretty close to figuring her out, wanna help me go over some theories later?
  • Marinette (internally): that fox is dead to me
  • Marinette: y-yeah s-sure?
  • Alya: Did Adrien walk in? What's with the stutter?
  • ------------
  • (Edit) Even more later
  • Adrien: Hey Marinette, I heard you liked someone. I'm just gonna say that I hope it works out for you and I hope they like you back because you're amazing and you deserve it.
  • Marinette: *panics and walks into a wall instead of a door*
  • Adrien: are you ok?
  • Alya: Those two are idiots. Beautiful beautiful idiots.

anonymous asked:

Hi! I was wondering if you could give me some tips on outlining a fic? I have my character backgrounds down to a t, and I've been working on world building, but I've still been having trouble getting my ideas organized in a story format. Yours are always so well written and flow so nicely, I was hoping you had some advice! Thank you! 💕 (PS your newest fic is amazing and I can't wait for more!!!)

God I have been putting off answering this one too long because I Take Outlines So Seriously. In the last week I’ve probably written 30K words, and only about 7K was fic. The rest was the outline rough draft and then the outline final.

HOW TO WRITE MASSIVE FICS LIKE A FUCKING BOSS: THE ARCTURUS METHODOLOGY

So I have literally a Process I use. My larger fics literally have a pre-production period that I have to work through before they are ready to be written.

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I’m on such an emison high that those few antis I scroll past in the tags can’t even bring me down :’) THEY’RE CANON BITCHESSSSSS

my past high school self is still screaming tbfh 

anonymous asked:

wait what did phil do that was funny i can't watch the live

he turned on some cheesy upbeat beauty guru background music and started giving us beauty tips like putting toothpaste on ur zits to dry them out and it was cinematic gold honestlea phil invented humor

new years eve
  • draco: uh yes!
  • draco: i can feel it! New years eve!!
  • draco: I can't wait for the weasley twins to play a prank on you using fireworks!
  • harry:
  • harry: well let's just hope that I don't lose my ring finger on my left hand
  • draco: why that specific finger?
  • harry: because that's where you'll put the ring git
  • draco:
  • draco: please teach me more about muggle marriage
Seek, and You Shall Find- Chapter 10

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“Is that how ye entranced Jamie? Did ye cast a spell on him?” Laoghaire reached inside her cloak, pulling a shadow from its depths.

Claire was stuck, caught in the corner of Losgann’s stall, staring down the barrel of a gun.

“No, Laoghaire. You don’t understand–”

“I know what I saw!!” Her hand quivered, the pistol shaking dangerously.

“But you don’t understand. If you let me explain…”

Her answer was short and determined. “Nay.”

“At least… at least put the gun down. Please. You don’t know what you’re doing.” Claire began to stand slowly, hands outstretched in surrender.

“Of course I do!” It was a lie. She held it incorrectly, all the more dangerous for it.

“Fine. Of course. You’re a braw, smart woman.” Claire spoke to her as if she were a child, slow and soothing. And, in a way, she was a child. Only sixteen.

“He was mine, ye ken? We were supposed to be together!”

“I… Jamie?”

“Aye! And ye stole him! Hexed him! Now, he doesna look at me!” Tear tracks shown brightly on her face.

“I’m sorry. I didn’t know… I didn’t mean to… to focus his attention on me. But, dear… he was never yours.”

Laoghaire cracked then, sobs echoing from all corners of the stables. She stalked closer to Claire, until the pistol was at her chest.

“He will be. If yer dead.”

Fear spiked in Claire, her blood running cold. This woman–girl– deadly serious. She would murder Claire, here in the stables. Sweat began to trickle down her temples.

“Laoghaire… do you know what they do to murderers?”

She laughed again. A harsh sound; beautiful, but hateful. “I’ll no kill ye Claire,” she sneered in derision. “No, no. I’ll tell Colum, and have his magistrates do it for me. I hope ye like it… warm.”

And she was off, scuttling out of the stables before Claire could stop her. Her hair flew behind her, a banner announcing a death. Claire’s death.

Was this it? After all her running, her deception, would she finally meet the pyre? Was it her destiny after all?

She collapsed, tears streaming. She would never marry again, never bear children. Images of Jamie flashed behind her eyes; laughing, smiling, kissing her. Strengthening her.

No. This would not be it. She would survive. She always did.

***

Jamie woke, his lungs constricted. He gasped, hands grappling at his chest. Instead, he found a warm body atop him.

“Jamie. Are you awake?” Sweet breath fanned his face.

“Uh… aye, Sassenach. What… what are ye doing?” He sat up, Claire still straddling his hips.

“I needed to speak with you.”

“And it couldna wait til morning? What time is it?”

“Nigh on 2, I expect. And it couldn’t.”

That grabbed his attention. He began to notice something… off about her. Her voice was frantic, her hands trembled where they rested on his shoulders. He was on full alert.

“What’s going on, Claire?”

“I have to leave.”

“Where are we going?”

Her teeth shone in the darkness, a small, sad smile. “You’re staying here. I’m leaving.”

“What?” He sat up even further, completely straight-backed, almost knocking Claire to the ground in the process. He grasped her hips tightly. It was then he noticed that she was fully clothed. “Claire, what’s happening?”

“I was in the stables. I wanted to help Losgann. I could help her. So I did.”

Jamie waited patiently; this wasn’t the end of the story.

“Laoghaire saw me. I didn’t hear her come in, but she saw everything. And now…” She took a deep breath, calming her anxious voice. “Now she’s going to tell Colum, and they’ll have me tried, of not burned outright. I can't… I can’t be here anymore.”

“I’m coming with ye.” Jamie put as much force in this statement as he could.

“No, no. You don’t need to make enemies with your family.”

“I dinna care–”

“I do. You can’t run off with me. Besides, we’ll be slower as a pair. They’ll catch us if they want.”

He was furious. Was he to stay behind, unable to care for this woman? The woman he loved? He let every ounce of irritation pour into his words. “So, ye expect me to just stay here? Sit here and twiddle my thumbs, while yer out God knows where?”

“Yes,” she said simply. “That’s exactly what I expect you to do.”

“Oh, so–” He began, but she cut him off.

“You’ll need them one day, the Mackenzies. They’ve kept you safe in your time of need.” She placed a gentle hand on his cheek. “I’m not saying that you don’t come with me. You just won’t come with me immediately.”

“I dinna understand.”

“I’m leaving tonight. You’ll wait–a week or two– and you’ll leave as well. With their knowledge, of course.”

“And what am I to do with ye gone?”

Claire shook her head. “Just… act heartbroken. Like you didn’t know anything about this.”

Jamie wrapped his hands around Claire’s face. “It willna be an act.” It was only a whisper.

“I just want you safe,” she whispered back. “You don’t want to be associated with me, not now. But we’ll find each other again.”

“How? How will I ken where ye are?”

She sighed. “I don’t know. But, I trust that… that whatever… force thrust us together will bring us together again. You must too.”

“How?”

“Because you have to.”

She kissed him then, gentle, like a bird’s wing. But Jamie wasn’t having that. He grasped her hair hard, pulling and pushing. Inching closer, always needing to be closer. She groaned softly, hands gripping his hips.

He pulled away first. “When I find ye, I’m going to marry ye. And then, we can finish this.” He ended with soft pecks on her eyelids.

Tha gaol agam ort, Seumas.”

“Tha gaol agam ort, Sorcha.”

| 1.25.17 | 9:15am | 

Quote of the Day: “What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson 

Word of the Day: MERAKI - the soul, creativity, or love put into something

Wilder - Part 1

Genrefluff/angst, dancecaptain!hoseok, highschool!au

Pairingreader/hoseok

Length: 11.7k

SummaryIf you asked anyone who Jung Hoseok was, they always said the same thing: bad boy, popular, heartthrob. Happiest person you’d ever meet. One winter later, Hoseok changed. He was a darkened echo of his former self, keeping out of the limelight and pushing away his closest friends with no explanations. Your best friend Eunjae, intrigued as to what had happened to her crush, forced you to find out the truth. Unwillingly, you stepped into the complex life of Hoseok, and you began learning and discovering what it really meant to be wild and free.

01 02 03 04 [End]

The whispers were everywhere, each rumour more incredulous than the next. Jung Hoseok got in trouble with the police, was one you heard. JungHoseok cheated on his girlfriend. Jung Hoseok is a criminal.

By the end of the day, you’d heard enough about Jung Hoseok, and all you wanted to do was go home and put on a movie. You’d heard of him before then, of course you’d heard of him. The real question was, who hadn’t? He was a notorious bad boy, the leader of mischief, but could talk his way out of trouble with his witty humour and a few cheeky smiles thrown in.

You couldn’t care less. You’d never spoken to the guy, nor had any interest in what he got up to outside of school. Your best friend, Eunjae, told you it was because you were too uptight.

“You never break the rules,” she complained once, stuffing her running shoes in her locker, along with a yellow detention slip that joined the plethora of others underneath her stack of books. “Turn up a minute before the bell, never forget your kit, homework done the day after it’s set.” She closed the locker with her eyebrows furrowed, turning her dark eyes on you disapprovingly. “Honestly, do you ever live a little?”

“Nope,” you replied happily, swinging your rucksack over your shoulders. “Detentions are horrible. Tell me, what was it this time?”

“None of your business,” she said, clicking her tongue. “But I heard Hoseok got in trouble today, so fingers crossed he’ll be joining me.”

If you didn’t have Eunjae, the most you’d know about Hoseok was his name. So when the rumours started spreading a few days after the beginning of term, you were convinced Eunjae would have all the facts, not even batting an eyelid at all the false information. From what you’d gathered over the course of the day, something had happened over the holidays, and Hoseok had been acting strangely ever since. Normally no one would’ve cared, except he’d begun wearing the school uniform for the first time ever, and he’d told his friends to leave him alone and had spent the whole day traipsing the corridors, his head hanging low. You could understand why the rumours began spreading, though; Hoseok and his friends were an unbreakable force, and you rarely saw them apart. But on that day, you caught glimpse of his best friend, Jeon Jungkook, staring unhappily at Hoseok as he sat on a bench by himself a few yards away, and even Kim Seokjin looked slightly lost when Hoseok walked by him without an ounce of recognition.

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  • Sun: Okay I'm here! What's up you guys?
  • Blake: Thank you Sun for coming.
  • Yang: Yeah Man. You have no idea how important this is to us.
  • Sun: Hey no problem. That's what friend's are for. So What do you need... me... to... *Sun then realized that they are in front of a clinic for artificial Insemination.* ... Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up a second!
  • Yang: Huh?
  • Blake: What's wrong?
  • Sun: Look Blake. Yang. I am flattered and honored that you would think of me for this, really I am. But This isn't something you just spring on a Guy!
  • Blake/Yang: Eh?
  • Sun: I mean I now that you two have wanted kids for a while now but I feel as though you should ask if I was okay with this.
  • Blake/Yang: What?
  • Sun: Don't get me wrong! I would love to help!
  • Blake: Sun.
  • Sun: But If I'm going to help you two make a baby then I have to be in that kids life. As their dad and not an uncle or something.
  • Yang: Sun!
  • Sun: Plus, you don't have to waste money doing it this way. It's not like we haven't had a threesome be-
  • Blake/Yang: SUN!
  • Sun: Huh?
  • Blake: We aren't asking you to be a donor.
  • Sun: You're not?
  • Yang: Yeah man. Sorry to give you a heart attack but I just need you to drive Bumblebee home. *Yang said tossing him her keys.*
  • Sun: Wait Really?
  • Blake: Yes Sun. You are our top pick for donors but we knew you would want to be in the baby's life and we couldn't do that to you since you live so far away. Me and Yang can't drive after our procedures. Which is why Ruby is going to be driving us home afterwards. *Blake explained while pointing to Ruby as she pulled up in her car.*
  • Ruby: Hey Blake. Hey Sis. Hey Sun.
  • Sun/Blake/Yang: Hey Rubes.
  • Sun: So hang on. You are both getting a bun put in the oven then?
  • Yang: No. I'm getting the bun in the oven.
  • Blake: The doctors are going to take one of my eggs along with some of my dna and cerebrospinal fluid to make an artificial sperm.
  • Sun: Oh. That sounds... Painful.
  • Blake: Yes. Yes it does.
  • Yang: We can switch if you want?
  • Blake: No. No. Your sister and Father insist you carry our bundle of joy. *Blake Smiled as she kissed Yang.*
  • Sun: ... SO Yang is going to have a-
  • Yang: Watch it.
  • Ruby: BUDDHA BELLY!! *Ruby cheered hugging her sister, sister in-law, and Friend.*
  • Sun: Okay then I guess I'll be-WHA!? *Sun Started as he started to walk away only for Yang and Blake to pull him back.*
  • Yang: Oh no you don't.
  • Blake: We want you to be here for for emotional support as your future god-daughter coming to be.
  • Sun: ... MY GOD-DAUGHTER!?~ *Sun smiled happily with tears in his eyes.*
  • Ruby: Uh, who is the emotional support here?