- Allura, in the middle of battle: everything hurts
- Keith: Bitch me too
- Allura: what's a bitch? Is that bad?
- Keith: ...
- Keith: it's a loving/endearing term for a close friend or family member
- Allura: oh, well thank you. I also think you're a bitch, Keith
- Keith, trying not to laugh: thanks Princess, that means a lot
- Allura: *gets up and moves to walk away*
- Keith: wait where are you going?
- Allura, running off: I'm going to tell Shiro he's the biggest bitch I've ever met!
- Keith, seriously trying not laugh and crying a bit: you go do that. He'll love it
How much I want Alec to wake up in the middle of the night and sleepily pad his way across the loft to get a snack, only to pick up a jar of spider legs and freak the fuck out. Magnus comes swooping in ready for battle, but realizes what's happened and just moves a couple jars over, hands a still stunned Alec a box of crackers, then goes back to sleep.