so this was supposed to be my half of an art trade with queen-schadenfreude, but. well. the story behind that is that she gave me literally one guideline and i failed to incorporate it. erm - here’s some modern!au handers anyway?
and, because i can’t ever fail halfway, it comes with a ficlet! 500 words to explain this nonsense. (i’ll get to the trade next, QS - sorry for the wait! ♥)