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the hockey team doing Adult Things™️

essentially i’ve recently turned 18 and i’ve experienced what life truly is as an adult 

  • chowder bringing home a goldfish one day because they went past a pet store and had the $3 to buy it. 
    • he got it home and realised that he didn’t have a fish bowl so he had to use one of bitty’s glass mixing bowls until Dex finished his homework and agreed to drive Chowder back to the pet store
  • ransom and holster doing one another’s makeup and arguing over what pattern to put ransom’s rhinestones in and then ransom just muttering “i’ll just copy yours because they’re pretty” 
  • losing all of the forks under a couch 
  • nursey and lardo sitting on a street corner at 1am reading poetry to one another
  • shitty getting in an argument with straight white boys while very drunk and having all of his friends just blindly back him up 
  • jack and shitty arguing over whether to listen to jazz or pop in the uber
  • bitty being forced to go on 12am grocery store runs to get tortilla chips and hummus because “you’re the least drunk” 
  • everyone sitting in a circle and sharing the songs that make them cry the most while also all high
  • going to late night lectures for film majors so they can watch a free movie and then leaving before the discussion starts because they all know they’ll get into a fight with the professor
  • eventually hanging up a sheet in the yard and projecting films onto the side of the Haus as they all snuggle in blankets on the grass
  • Bitty starting to cry in the grocery store because it’s the middle of exams and they’ve moved the shelf where the m&ms are usually kept
  • group trips to food and wine festivals because of the free samples 
  • Holster finding hula hoops on sale and buying one for each member of the team 
  • team bonding sessions can also just be putting puzzles together as a group
  • going to the art gallery together and just watching Lardo break down in tears in front of an Ai Weiwei piece
  • Lemonade Mouth is almost constantly playing 
    • everyone thinks that nursey is the one who keeps putting it on 
    • it’s dex
    • he’s not even ashamed of it, it’s just that no one has asked him 

Here is the transparent for anyone else who wants it :) 

I think for this one if you use it for edits PLEASE TELL ME! SO I CAN GUSH OVER WHATEVER YOU MAKE! Like please, seriously @me or tag tandk/tottyandkara and let me see!! ‘Cause I’ll for sure want to see :D

Seeing at how the last night episode went down i can’t stop thinking about how BIASED that spoilers site is…. “ episode 9 and 10 are gonna be really hard for bethyl and td people ”….. Yeah you totally right i clearly see people tearing the fandom apart for these two episode… It didn’t happen nothing…. The only thing that happened is the confirmation of a familial love and we did already knew that. Because we Td and Bethyl “losers” can accept the fact that C@rol and D@ryl love each other but just not in a romantic way… Yesterday was the best opportunity for that ship to go canon after 7 seasons but it didn’t…and after what N0rman said on TTD about playing the scene like he was talking to his mother it is very clear what kind of love Is the one between them. But the spoilers site riled up people into thinking that something was gonna happen… So people felt entitled to come to our tags and posts and shit on us even more. I see people sending anons or just comment on other members of td without even knowing what they are talking about “ we saw her funeral , her grave, we saw them buring her, she was shot under her chin, FG never even saw her, ” blah blah blah…. If sites like the spoilers one weren’t so biased, more people would understand what really happened, instead of shut down every person who even dare to think about mention B3th’s name on their social network… We could talk about it , explain to others, but they delete old things making us look like lunatic and crazy, they make fun of us and with their behavior they encourage trolls to send us hate and it’s really sad…

anonymous asked:

fire flames or excessive heat from that prompt list??

(cw: fire, burns, discussion of phobias)

It’s not the smell that wakes them.  It’s the screaming.

Neil is moving before his eyes open.  For a moment he thinks, Andrew.  Then his higher functioning kicks in as he actually wakes up.

They’re in a hotel room.  Andrew is upright on the other side of the bed, fumbling for the light switch, a dark silhouette against the window. 

The screaming is the fire alarm, because the room is full of smoke.  

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Title: You’re a King and I’m a Lionheart

Artist: yawpkatsi 

Author: mizuirokandeya

Rating (art/fic if different): G/NC-17

Word Count: 21160

Summary: Being a hybrid is not easy. Blaine knows that from first hand experience. However, sometimes even he is lucky enough to have fate on his side. This time it comes in form of a handsome stranger offering cookies and a friendly ear.

Link to Art 

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Notes: Wow. I still can’t believe that it’s finished! I had so much fun planning and writing this. I really love the final result and hope you enjoy it, too.

Huge thanks go to yawpkatsi who drew the beautiful piece of art that inspired all of this, who beta read for me and who generally was my personal cheerleader while I was writing this. Thank you so much uwu Also please go and shower her with love for her amazing art!!

Title from the song “King and Lionheart” by Of Monsters and Man

Kurt should be angry with himself for getting distracted. He really should be focusing on his school assignment instead of watching the people walking along the street outside of the coffee shop.

The sun is shining brightly and it’s one of the first truly warm days this year. On one hand he’s kind of upset that he has to work and can’t fully appreciate it. On the other hand, he just needed a few hours to relax after researching and outlining his project the previous day. He knows it’s his own fault that he’s stuck inside today but he needs to finish the assignment by tomorrow, so that he can focus on his work for Vogue during the weekend, without worrying about school.

At least he’s not stuck in the library.

Kurt sighs and with one last longing look outside, he turns back to his laptop and starts to work again.

It takes around an hour and a half before he can safely say that he’s finished. He probably needs to proofread it again but that’s something he can do later today. Now he just needs another coffee and maybe a piece of cheesecake.

He closes his laptop and takes a look around to check if it’s okay to leave it unattended for a few minutes. It’s not a particularly busy day in the coffee shop, so he takes the risk.

When he has his coffee and a piece of chocolate cheesecake, he turns around to go back to his table and stops short.

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Human AU Jaspis garbage (click on images for my dumb captions)

These are all based on a fic my girlfriend and I are writing!

 Peridot and Lapis are college roommates for the second year in a row. Once a month Lapis has to go out with their snotty private high school friends who are homophobic jerks. So… Peri comes a ~plan~ and she sets them up with a fake online girlfriend through craigslist. Jasper says sign her up because she thinks it’ll be funny af(it’s actually a disaster) but Jasper asks Lapis on a another date because Lapis is adorable.  Etc etc etc… gay stuff.

I dunno it’s very much a wip.

hip-eponymous-poor-boy  asked:

do you have any headcanons that have to do w/ cabaret?? (whether for characters in the show, things that you are sure happened w/ cast members irl, just anything cabaret)

I mean honestly………..the only real head canon I have is I’m pretty sure they all die (except for Cliff, who of course returns to Pennsylvania to write his book, which he dedicates to Sally), so I feel kind of bad really contemplating specific head canons for them given the circumstances, ya know? But I’d say Herr Schultz and the Emcee are killed at the concentration camps, Fraulein Schneider was likely killed under suspicion of harboring a Jew or some other similar charge (a Nazi officer knew for a fact she was engaged to a Jewish man, something I highly doubt they’d be likely to forget). Sally stayed wrapped up in the rapidly decaying world of her cabaret, dying of an overdose, deliriously (and I mean that in the true sense of the word) happy, just like Elsie. And Ernst was ultimately convicted of war crimes and executed, while his wife, the former Fraulein Kost, was left destitute once more.

Just…bleak times all around for everybody. But honestly, can’t imagine anything else. :-/

Reading hate posts
  • Them: Ok no offence,but I kinda don't like (insert otp) because I think-
  • Me: *BLOCKED*
  • Them: You can't ship them because-
  • Me: *BLOCKED*
  • Them: They don't even like each other-
  • Me: *BLOCKED*
  • Them: but hear me out-
  • Me: *BLOCKED*

Smooch the husband

I return with more art, this time for Like Fire! Those Red Paladin Lance feels are like a fine (red) wine. This is my second digital piece (the first was also Lance, unsurprisingly), and while it probably took longer than strictly necessary, I’m pretty happy with how it turned out! And, just in case you were wondering, the blue v and red rest of the armor is intentional and I didn’t get mixed up with which armor I was drawing. 

I can’t really think of anything else that needs to be said here, so I really hope you like it, and I can’t wait to see what you think! 


Ok honestly I like… Can I just say I love getting art from you? You’ve improved So Much in the last year… It has been amazing to watch your progress and it fills me with pride for how much artistic potential you have. It’s so much fun to show your art to my friends and say “yes, this person has been reading my stuff for over a year and their fanart has grown by leaps and bounds over that period”.

That said, I can’t believe this is only your second digital piece? It’s amazing!! Lance looks so incredible and I’m crying. You absolutely captured the feeling I was going for when writing Like Fire, and I’m so incredibly honored to receive such beautiful fanart for a fic that i had so many feelings about writing. 

Thank you, I love it. <3

anonymous asked:

Hey, I'm thinking about going on T but one thing that puts me off is clitoral growth and I don't know how to kinda accept and deal with that change? I'm also asexual and sex repulsed so I'm not bothered about how it'll affect sex or anything else down there, I just feel really weird about having growth down there and how it'll feel

I’ve answered a very similar question not too long ago so feel free to check that out!

I suppose it’s worth noting I’m also asexual and for the most part not super concerned with how things are going downstairs and yes clitoral growth is kinda weird, and the sensitivity/increased libido was strange but it doesn’t take long for everything to level out again and start feeling normal. Honestly, after the first 2-3 months I was already used to its new size and went back to not really noticing it again. 


Why does some people think that just because someone personally doesn’t like a ship, They hate everything about it and hate everyone that ships it?

Just how much trouble am I in
for if this is a tunnel
I can see the other end painfully clearly
and let me tell you
it shines like a million happy tomorrows
the problem however
is that I have no way of telling
how long I’d have to walk
to touch that golden smiling sunrise
it could be weeks
it could be months
it could be lifetimes
it could all be a mirage
and turning back now
may be the only option
that could ever possibly
give me even half the joy
I am chasing
but I suppose I must admit
that I would rather spin out of control
down this deep deep tube
with the chance of hitting paradise
than completely give up
the possibility of attaining my own ideal
and know I make it out alive
—  A.O.A.M. || Tunnel 

@towonderland72 tagged me in a ten songs i listen to every day thing, and i figure anything’s more interesting than an essay at this point. idk if i listen to these every day, but they were the closest i could get.

i’m tagging @yousanaisendgame, @storiesfromtheden, and @mouthfulofbirds, but please don’t feel obligated


no, the machine in question is not a car seat or public-restroom diaper changing station.