can't sell this one

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giorno “glamour” giovanna 

The 2ps Read Killing Stalking

2p America: Why does the killer dude have nice clothes and shit? I would rob him if he wouldn’t fucking kill me. And the kid needs to man the fuck up and beat the motherfucker! I wouldn’t let this asshole kick my- Oh shit, he’s sucking his dick!! See, this is why gets treated disrespectfully. The dude is literally is sucking his dick!

2p Canada: Crazy motherfuckers.. I want to feel bad for the scrawny one but he does deserve it.. I guess not to this level. I mean, look at him. He can barely keep himself at a healthy weight! This is some shit America would do. The fucker has a baseball bat and that stupid look on his face, like he knows he’s trouble but pretends to be a good.. *hates Sang Woo a bit for that*

2p England: That poor child! Someone save him! *gets more shocked as he continues reading* *starts crying* I just want him to be free! No honey, don’t crawl! You can do it!

2p China: Yeah, he’s fucked. No way in hell he’s getting out of there alive or without being dragged back inside. *continues reading* Ok, I’ve heard of kissing ass but..sucking dick is new!

2p Russia: *hates it* Why is there so much blood and violence?

2p France: What the fuck is?! Oh shit- *continues reading for boobs* This guy is so bipolar. First he wants to kill the guy then wants him to suck him off then kill him then never wants him to leave him. For fuck’s sake, make up your fucking mind..

2p Italy: Torture him more! That’s what he gets for breaking into people’s houses! (He starts feeling a little bad as he continues reading) This dude is so hopeless.. Also, how did the cop fuck up that badly??

2p Germany: R.I.P the country whore! (He loves that name for him)

2p Japan: (He secretly takes this as a competition and plans to make a better manga than this one) Is this a doujin of Shingeki No Kyojin? Fucking Korea..

2p Romano: Aw, they’d make a cute couple, if he wasn’t, you know.. He’s hot and crazy but that’s ok as long as he doesn’t hurt the child too badly *reads the part with Ji Eun* Bitch, you better lose the attitude before you end up like him! *continues reading* DID THIS MAN FUCK THIS BITCH IN FRONT OF HIM??? BITCH, I’M SHOOK!!!! (He laughs at the part where she gets a wrench thrown at her) Talk shit, get hit!

2p Prussia: *relates to Yoon Bum on an emotional level* I really hopes he gets out of there.. Or at least fix Sang Woo. I really like the art style and story of this, though it’s a bit nerve-wracking

2p Austria: This is hella sadistic, I love it!! The torture in here is perfect! I’ll have to take notes and use it someday!

anonymous asked:

What are your favorite nesta archeron fics?

THIS MULTICHAPTER MASTERPIECE BY @pterodactylichexameter There’s a lot of nessian in it but it’s all Nesta’s POV and deals with her character, arc, and relationship development so, so beautifully. If ACOWAR is anything like this I will die a thousand deaths and count myself blessed for every one of them. Like seriously, if you love Nesta/Nessian in any way shape or form and you haven’t read this you’re doing it wrong

AND ALSO THIS WHICH I’VE NEVER EVER RECOVERED FROM AND NEVER WILL BY @valamerys in which Nesta is Made as an Illyrian and grows her wings. and it’s like….legit dude I read this thing literal months ago and I still remember chunks from it to this day because it’s just…..stunningly written and beautifully in character, and perfectly Nesta and SOMETHING YOU SHOULD ALL GO READ RIGHT NOW. okay I’m done. 

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Ace Attorney: Season 2 Opening

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Happy One Year Glory Days

- #1 album, 4x Platinum
- 135k worldwide debut
- 2 singles to reach one million sales worldwide (Shout Out To My Ex and Touch)
- 1 million copies sold worldwide
- Longest reigning girl group #1 album since the Spice Girls’ debut 20 years ago
- Includes the BRIT Award winning hit single “Shout Out To My Ex”
- 3 Vevo Certified Singles (Shout Out To My Ex, Touch and Power)
- Best selling girlgroup album in 2016 & 2017

  • sasha: armiiiin help me write my essaaaayyysss
  • armin: ...weren't your essays due like two weeks ago?
  • sasha: well, yes, but the teacher's really lenient about deadlines. pleaaaase you only have to do two of them; i'll buy you ice cream!
  • armin: *sighs and snatches essay prompts away from sasha* i can't believe you sometimes.
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||September BPC: Just One Word|| 14. Cheap. A complimentary copy is about as cheap as they come.

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For my birthday, one of my very best friends and I decided to have a Hannibal dinner night and we made Heart stuffed with Sausage. Pork hearts were surprisingly easy to find and actually didn’t taste bad at all. Might have to eat it more often. ;)

Great haul pal.

anonymous asked:

a book where a guy fucks a peach????????????

CALL ME BY YOUR NAME BY ANDRE ACIMAN!

- ‘An effortless and unaffected erudition; a brutal, rigorous mastery of language… This is an elegy, a celebration, a meditation on the truth of passion that is nuanced and universal.’ – Francesca Segal, Observer

- ‘Brave, acute, elated, naked, brutal, tender, humane and beautiful… Open the cover and let Aciman pull the pin from the grenade.’ – Nicole Krauss, author of The History of Love

- ‘An exceptionally beautiful book… A first novel that abounds in moments of emotional abandon… As much a story of paradise found as it is of paradise lost… Exquisite… Extraordinary.’ – Stacey D'Erasmo, New York Times

- ‘Few novels since Proust’s In Search of Lost Time are this adept at capturing the nuances of human emotion.’ – Diana Fuss, New York Magazine

- ‘Superb… The beauty of Aciman’s writing and the purity of his passions should place this extraordinary first novel within the canon of great romantic love stories for everyone.’ – Charles Kaiser, The Washington Post

I ALWAYS SELL THIS NOVEL TO PEOPLE ON THE PEACH SCENE BUT PLEASE UNDERSTAND: THIS IS A NEW YORK TIMES NOTABLE BOOK OF THE YEAR, A PUBLISHER’S WEEKLY BEST BOTY, A WASHINGTON POST BEST FICTION BOTY AND A CHICAGO TRIBUNE FAVOURITE BOTY – IN WHICH SOMEONE JUST HAPPENS TO MASTURBATE WITH A PIECE OF FRUIT. IT’S NOT JUST ANY OLD BOOK WHERE A DUDE FUCKS A PEACH AND THEN ANOTHER DUDE EATS IT, OKAY? IT’S A WORK OF ART. ALL OF THE ABOVE BOOK REVIEWER TYPE PEOPLE READ THE PEACH-FUCKING SCENE, READ THE NOSEBLEED FOOTSY SCENE, READ THE “LET’S BE WAY TOO COMFORTABLE IN THE BATHROOM TOGETHER” SCENE AND STILL SAID WORDS LIKE “SUPERB” AND “NUANCED” AND “EXQUISITE.”

tl;dr yes he fucks a peach

anonymous asked:

Please post the thing. I'm begging you. Blame me, but please post the thing.

Let it be known that I’m posting this only because @uncensoredsideblog​ thought the general public might enjoy it too, and she’s terribly persistent.

(This happened some days ago over whatsapp, hence the lack of proper ficlet format or decent English or anything)


Imagine Elaine asking over dinner if he’s enjoying his stay, and T’Challa smiling and saying that he sadly hasn’t had much time to go sightseeing or anything, and wondering whether TJ can maybe show him around.

TJ looking bewildered because does he not know who he is? Is he not aware of what people are going to say? But Elaine–and everyone else as well, really–is agreeing and saying that that’s a wonderful idea before TJ can even manage to remember words.

And later, when T’Challa is about to leave, TJ excuses himself and goes after him, politely declines, and then hastily has to explain why when T’Challa’s face falls slightly, has to tell him that it’s not because he doesn’t enjoy T'Challa’s company, but that ‘you really don’t want to be seen with me…’

And then he thinks he’s feeling a bit dizzy, because oh god, T’Challa’s face did fall a bit, thinking TJ didn’t want to spend time with him, and no, come on, that has got to just be him being nice, right? It can’t possibly mean T’Challa is remotely interested in someone like him. It can’t.

But T’Challa’s smile is gentle and understanding, and his eyes are warm as he says that he doesn’t care about what people might say or think, that he thinks he’s a fascinating person and he very much enjoys being around TJ.

And he sounds so honest and it’s so new and unexpected that TJ has to take a step back, trips over nothing because his brain has short-circuited, but then there are strong, gentle hands on his shoulder and waist, steadying him, and dark eyes staring right into his, smiling at him as T’Challa tells him that he’s really looking forward to their date.

TJ has to bury his face into the pillow to stiffle the half-disbelieving, delighted giggles that night.

[x]

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A Rey! I have a feeling she wears really bright colored clothing cause she likes to look cute af. I don’t know what apparel would portray that though. I’m pretty proud of this one!